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What's the story about the lion king's banquet?

Nineteen Li Hong by the Lion King.

Synopsis of story:

The lion king has a group of followers. The lion king held a banquet. He took out an altar of wine and filled it for the men and women who were sitting in danger. Then he raised his glass and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, this wine is made by our king according to the secret recipe of our ancestors. It is called' Shi Lihong'. Please enjoy and comment. If anyone can make suggestions for improvement, our king will be rewarded! "

Mr. Wolf said, "Your most loyal servant never lies. This' Nineteen Mile Red' tastes great! Who but your majesty can make such a good wine? Your majesty is a genius, a genius unparalleled in the world! "

Miss Zhen said, "Xiang, Xiang, this wine is really delicious! Seal in the altar to separate the incense from the altar, open the lid of the altar to fill the room with incense, pour it into the cup to smell the incense, and drink it all over your stomach! As the saying goes, good wine smells good. Nineteen miles of red incense floats ten miles. Lion king, your faithful handmaiden swears to you: you will never find such wine again! "

The fox said, "Your Majesty, please listen to a word from your loyal friend and apply for a patent at once! Nineteen Li Hong' is on the market, and it's strange not to grieve Maotai! If you run a winery, you can become a billionaire! "The blind bear and the badger knocked on the table and sang," Good wine! Good wine! Good wine. Wow, good wine! "

The lion king couldn't help laughing. Followers laughed when they saw the lion king laughing.

"Ladies and gentlemen," the lion king said with a straight face and a smile, "what we drank just now was not wine at all, but a little amaranth sweat in cold water."

The laughter of the followers suddenly dried up and the lines of laughter froze on their faces.

Since then, this group of "loyal" followers has never been seen around the Lion King.