Inspirational humor story?

After studying and working, we might as well find some, so what are they? Let's have a look.

: the best county magistrate

Author: Pan Lijun

Although fangshan county has not been labeled as a "poverty-stricken county", it has been struggling on the poverty line. Undoubtedly, how to develop county economy has become the top priority of previous county governments.

The new county magistrate is Ma Rui, who holds a doctorate and is a "turtle". He can be described as young and promising, energetic and energetic. After taking office, the first thing he did was to choose a handy assistant for himself.

The way for Ma County to choose an assistant is very simple, that is, let each candidate submit a work goal, which is eclectic in content and form.

At that time, the county magistrate's office was very busy. In just a few days, various work goals piled up. Ma county magistrate browsed one by one, and the more he looked, the more disappointed he became. The work objectives submitted by the candidates are all the same, which are nothing more than some big words or cliches: either leading the people of the county to get rid of poverty and become rich and well-off, or leading the backbone to develop the county's characteristic economy.

After a long time, county magistrate Ma became more and more angry. He couldn't help complaining in his heart: why can't anyone understand my mind? On the verge of completion, Ma County's pupil suddenly contracted, and he saw a unique work goal, which was exactly what he wanted!

County magistrate Ma patted his thigh excitedly and said, "This is the boy!"

The next day, Ma County announced the results of the competition for the position of assistant to the county magistrate. It turned out that Zhuge Qiang, a fresh graduate who just entered the civil service, was selected. People were suddenly in uproar, and the result was too dramatic.

Zhuge Qiang can stand out because of his strengths, but what is his secret? For a time, people speculated and could not understand. It was not until Zhuge Qiang told the truth after drinking that everyone suddenly realized.

It turns out that Zhuge Qiang's work goal is only ten words: to be rated as a "national poverty-stricken county" within one year!

My mother likes eating meat.

Author: Faye Ting

There is a worker named Chen Er in the tire factory. Since he got married and had a new home, he seldom went back to visit his parents all the year round. Everyone said that he married his daughter-in-law and forgot his mother, stabbing him in the back.

On this day, Chen Er's daughter-in-law said that others called us unfilial, and we had to find a way to change everyone's views. The two discussed it, just as the daughter-in-law will have a rest tomorrow, let her go back to visit her mother-in-law.

The next day, kannika nimtragol dressed up beautifully, wearing a pair of thin high heels, deliberately "hitched" in the community. An acquaintance met her and asked her what she was doing dressed so beautifully. She said loudly, "It's a holiday today! Go home and see your mother-in-law. " It was not until almost everyone knew that she was going to see her mother-in-law that she got on the electric car and drove out of the community.

When I went downstairs to my mother-in-law's house, I met her neighbor, Aunt Zhang, and a group of old people playing cards in the corridor. Aunt Zhang's mouth is unforgiving. When she saw Chen Er's daughter-in-law, she said coldly, "What's the wind blowing today? How did you bring the beautiful daughter-in-law of Chen Er here? " The daughter-in-law blushed and said shyly, "This is not to visit her mother-in-law while taking a break!" " Aunt Zhang looked at her and pouted discontentedly: "What a filial daughter-in-law! It is rare to come back once a year. Finally! I came back with ten fingers to see my mother-in-law? " The old man next to him laughed with a bang. Kannika nimtragol blushed, so angry that she didn't go upstairs and came back by electric car.

I didn't expect to get off to a bad start. The young couple discussed it at home and decided to wait for Chen Er to rest for two days before going home. This time, they learned their lesson and asked Chen Er to buy two Jin of pork, tie it to the handlebar with a rope and walk slowly around their community. When they met an acquaintance, they asked him what he was doing. He said solemnly, "This is not! My mother loves meat, so I will take advantage of today's rest and buy a few pounds of meat for my mother. " In this way, according to the prior agreement, Chen Er walked in the community all morning, and in the afternoon he went to his mother's community with two catties of pork.

Unfortunately, Chen Er came to her mother's community and walked all the way to her mother's downstairs, but she didn't meet any acquaintances, and she didn't even see anyone in the busy corridor. Chen Er hurriedly called his daughter-in-law to report and asked her if she went upstairs directly to deliver it to her mother. Daughter-in-law is anxious, you pig brain! Can't anyone see that meat is free? Especially that aunt Zhang, she must see it anyway.

Chen Er had to continue wandering around her mother's community and made some acquaintances. People ask, "Chen Er, why don't you go home and have a look? Why don't you go upstairs? " Chen Er raised the meat in his hand: "Hmm! My mother likes eating meat. I just bought a few pounds of meat and I'm going to send it to my mother. " People laughed, and it turned out that they were going back to send meat to eat, which was very filial!

Chen Er wandered around for a long time, met several acquaintances, and without seeing Aunt Zhang, he called his daughter-in-law: "Daughter-in-law, I think it's almost enough. Only Aunt Zhang didn't see it. I'd better send the meat to my mother!" Unexpectedly, his wife's attitude was very firm: "No! Just a few aunts joke the most, and she must watch it. "

After listening to my daughter-in-law, I found a shady place and waited for Aunt Zhang to come out while smoking. It is really strange that this aunt is a person who can't stay at home. She usually plays cards in the corridor with a group of old people all day, but today the corridor is very quiet and I haven't seen her all afternoon. It was not until sunset that I saw a bus drive into the community. It turns out that Aunt Zhang went out for a day trip with some old people early in the morning.

I was so happy to see Aunt Zhang and some old neighbors get off the bus one after another that so many people could see him coming back to deliver meat to his mother. It's worth waiting this afternoon. Seeing that this group of old people will go home, Chen Er leaned in with meat and greeted these old people warmly. These old people saw it and said, yo! Chen Er came back to buy something for his parents? Chen Er quickly raised the meat in his hand: "Hmm! My mother loves meat and comes back to eat it for my mother. " An old man said, who said that Chen Er married his daughter-in-law and forgot his mother? Can't you remember to come back and deliver meat to your mother?

At this time, Aunt Zhang came over sweating. Chen Er quickly raised the meat in his hand and almost put it in Aunt Zhang's face. She said loudly, "Aunt Zhang, you know my mother loves meat. I came back today to give it to my mother! " Aunt Zhang looked at him, then at the meat, but frowned angrily. She wiped the hot sweat from her head and said angrily, "I have never seen you and your wife like this!" Go home and buy nothing! There is no need to fool your mother with a piece of rotten meat! "

I don't feel well.

During the May Day Golden Week, the Blue Moon traveled to the seaside in the morning. There is a scenic spot in this place called "Tian Yan", which is a natural stone platform extending into the sea. Three words are engraved on the stone platform: "Tian Yan". There are many people taking pictures on the stone stage, but most of them are young people, laughing, pretending to be cool and beautiful. Lan also went up and took some photos. Just coming down from the stone platform, suddenly a fat man patted her on the shoulder and smiled and said to her, "Hello, Miss! Can you do me a favor? "

Lan asked for help? The man pulled her aside, pointed to a thin man across the street and whispered, "Can you try to take a picture with him on the stone platform?"

Lan is a "donkey friend". She has traveled all over China. There are many situations when you are invited to take photos while traveling, but they are all taken with the invited people. I've never been invited to take a photo with anyone like this. And look at the fat man's expression, as if afraid that the thin man knows that he invited her to take a photo with the thin man. What is the purpose of that fat man?

The fat man saw Lan's doubts and said with a smile, "After all, it is his own business whether to take a photo with others. Why should I do it for him? " To tell the truth, we have been good friends since childhood. I came here with him three years ago, when he found a girl to take a photo with me. Today, we came here again. We suddenly saw you just now and thought of this trick! When you take a good photo, I will tell him that I asked you to take a photo with him and surprise him! "The fat man took out a photo and handed it to her, saying," This is a photo of me and that girl three years ago. Do you think she looks like you? "

This photo is indeed a photo of a fat man with a girl. In front of this big stone platform, the words "doomsday" on the background are very eye-catching. And that woman is really like herself.

I can't believe the friendship between men can be so delicate and romantic! Lan's photo was moved, so she said, "Big Brother, I will help you forge this friendship." Just wait! " Lan walked up to the thin man, smiled at him and said, "Brother, can you take a picture with me on the stone platform?"

Lan has a beautiful figure and a beautiful face. Many people used to take photos with her when they traveled. Originally, she thought that thin people would be too happy to listen. She didn't expect the thin man to look at her again, but smiled and replied, "Take a picture with you?" Why? "

Lan choked, and it took a long time to come to her senses. "Big Brother, everyone is traveling, and they are all friends!" Use this, okay? "

Hearing this, the thin man said, "Sister, you are so beautiful. Taking a photo with you is a welcome blessing to other donkey friends!" " But not to me, because I am not a donkey friend, I am a businessman, and I only see money in my eyes! Understand? I won't do anything without money! "

Fat people are so romantic, thin people are so snobbish. How did these two become friends? Lan smiled and said, "You mean I have to give you money to take a photo with you?"

The thin man grinned at her and said, "I'm not pushing you." There are many people who want to take a photo with you without money! " If you don't want to spend money, ask them "

Lan Chen Yue asked him how much money he wanted. The thin man stretched out two fingers and said, "At least 200 yuan!" "

Lan thought for a moment and said, "well, wait!" " Then I came back to the fat man and told the thin man what he wanted. The fat man was in distress situation and scratched his scalp and said, "Good boy! What a good commercial material! " Then he took out 300 yuan and put it into her hand, saying, "Little sister! In fact, I know there is no need to do it, but I will feel uncomfortable if I don't do it! Forget it, you give him this 200 yuan, and 100 yuan is your labor fee. Let's go Find more angles, pay attention, don't miss the words' doomsday'! "

When the thin man saw Blue Moon coming back in the morning, he laughed so hard that his mouth was wide to his ears and said, "How's it going? You agreed? Then take the money! "

Like lovers, they posed for photos on the stone platform. After coming down from the stone platform, Lan was about to walk away when the thin man grabbed her and handed her 200 yuan, saying, "Did a fat man give you this money?" Think of it as the service fee he gave you! "

Seeing Lan's mouth opened wide in surprise, the thin man laughed: "Three years ago, I worked in a unit with the fat man. On the surface, we are very good, but secretly we are fighting for the position of director. Later, he became a director. We came here the day after he took office. Although I didn't become a director, I didn't feel anything wrong at this time, and I was very happy with him. To add fun, I found a girl to take a photo with him at the end of the day. Soon after he came back, the fat man was dismissed. He has been cold to me since he was fired. But after I was promoted to manager last month, he became warm to me again and always urged me to travel to this place, which made me puzzled! Just now, I saw him looking for you, and then you came to take a photo with me. I understand that he thinks that his photo with that girl shows that his career is over. At the end of the day, he thinks I ruined his bright future ... "

I see. Lan doesn't know what to say. The thin man took out 100 yuan and said, "I gave you this 100 yuan." Anyway, I took a picture with you at the end of the day. He should be very comfortable! Do me a favor and tell him that it was his greed that brought his career to an end, not me ... "