Inspiring jokes and truths.

The centipede proposed to the ant, but the ant said nothing. The centipede asked him angrily why, and the ant said shyly, my family is poor and I can't afford to buy shoes for you.

Do you know that?/You know what? In fact, I have long found that we are not suitable, but I don't love you as a part of my body! But I'm uncomfortable with you around me. You go, my appendix!

2 Say to Z: Don't be too hard. M said to W: Is it more comfortable to lie down? Brother said to him, you don't look like a young man with a braid. Dan said to Dan: Cowards don't need bodyguards! The towel said to the coin, son! When you wear a doctor's hat, you will be worth a hundred times. Obviously, you two have long ears.

Someone went down the mountain to sell straw hats. On the way, the straw hat was snatched by a group of monkeys in the tree. He remembered his grandfather's experience and slammed his straw hat on the ground. Instead of following the trend, the monkeys smiled and said, Shit, you think you are the only one who has a grandfather!

Happier than usual is the China New Year-once a year; Happier than Chinese New Year is getting married-once in a lifetime; Happier than marriage is winning the lottery-once in a blue moon; Happier than winning the lottery is knowing you-unparalleled!

I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have too much money. It's a good thing that you can receive the text message. Send a warm message to a fool, I hope it won't make him angry. Let alone choose to commit suicide heroically.

A boyfriend and girlfriend, with a single name and a spring word, called downstairs in a girl's apartment one day? Spring, spring ... The girl upstairs probes and asks? Who is Chun downstairs? The boy replied? Me?

A hen jumped over the fence and couldn't get down! The farmer said in a hurry? If you don't come down, I'll kill all the cocks. ? Happy hen? Haha, you can finally find the duck?

When people are sick, doctors should use ginseng, which is too expensive, and also use Radix Rehmanniae, which is too expensive. The doctor was secretly angry and teased: there are remedies, and dry shit is mixed with Wu Wenhong Qiantang. The patient's spirit improved and said, is it feasible to take only dry shit?

I took you to play by bike, and when I went down the mountain, I found that my bike had no brakes. You told me you couldn't even open your eyes. I'm telling you, me too!

With a big belly and a mouse on his back, the elephant came to his mother and said earnestly, "Mom, we are sincere." Raw rice is cooked into mature rice, so you can help us!

Mother snail accidentally bumped into the turtle in front with her little snail on her back. Mother snail said to the little snail sadly, son, doesn't it hurt? It's all because I ran too fast and didn't see it clearly.

A recruit is practicing lurking in a tree. Two squirrels climbed up his trouser legs. One of them said to the other, Boss, here are two big walnuts. Let's eat them.

You are used to going left, and I am used to going right. Fate makes you and me brush each other. Walking to the right is accidental, and meeting is inevitable. When my eyes met, I was glad you were excited. In full view, you knelt down and said to me loudly, Boss, shine your shoes?

Anonymous said: If you want a husband, you must find a soldier. A man said: Why? Female said: soldiers can sew by themselves. Soldiers are strong, diligent and, above all, accustomed to obeying orders.

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