How should you respond humorously when others say they will report your leader?

Reporting and humor should not be put together, because reporting is a serious matter and needs to be taken seriously. If someone jokes that they will report your leader, you can reply in a humorous way, such as:

-"Then you report my leadership and I will report your bad temper."

-"I don't report it, I'm fine, and I get a big red envelope every time."

-"report? My leader is my relative. I report him. Are you still going to be friends with me? "

These answers are humorous ways to resolve embarrassing situations and will not hurt each other's feelings. However, it should be noted that if the report involves serious illegal acts or damages public interests, it still needs to be reported and handled in time to safeguard social justice and legal dignity.