Wonderful translation of classical Chinese

1. Are there any jokes about translation errors in classical Chinese? When writing "The Donkey of Guizhou", ask the students to translate the sentence "The donkey is furious and its hoof is on". A classmate named Ye translated it into "Donkeys can't win, so they are very angry and complain about these hooves" and made an interesting joke. In fact, in this sentence, "victory" means "patience". When reading the first sound, "anger" can be understood as "anger", "hoof" can be understood as "kick", and "it" can be replaced by "tiger", which is correctly translated as "the donkey can't help being angry, and kicks the tiger with its feet"

Some ancient and modern meanings in classical Chinese translation will make jokes if misunderstood. For example, in Tao Yuanming's "Gui Xi Ci", "If you learn from the past, you don't need to remonstrate, and those who know me can pursue me", some students will mistakenly translate it as: "I won't send invitations to people who knew me before, but later people can still pursue me." . The correct understanding should be "there is no need to save the past mistakes, knowing that you can still try to do things well in the future and not let regrets happen again."

"I can't use my son early. It's my fault to have a son now." The correct translation is: "I can't reuse you earlier." It's urgent. It's my fault to ask you now. " It's my fault that I couldn't hire my son earlier and now I'm in a hurry to have a son. That's a joke.

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2. Recommend some humorous stories in classical Chinese and their translations.

Taoist, monk, beard crossed the river. Suddenly, when the wind blew, the boat was about to capsize, and monks and Taoists panicked. They threw the scriptures into the river and asked God for help. There is nothing to throw at the beard, just tear it off one by one and throw it into the river. The monk asked, "What's the use of pulling out a beard?" The man said, "I throw my hair (anchor) here."

Translation:

A Taoist priest, a monk and a bearded man were crossing the river when suddenly they met a strong wind and the ship was about to sink. Monks and Taoists are afraid. Hurriedly throw the scriptures into the river and ask God for help. Beard had nothing to throw, so he tore it off and threw it into the river. The monk asked him, "Why did you pull out your beard?" The beard replied, "I threw my hair here."

2. Cross the bridge

A countryman came back from the city and said to his wife, "I sneezed countless times in the city." The wife said, "I miss you at home." He walked across the dangerous bridge with dung on his shoulder every day. After repeating it several times, he almost slipped. Instead, he scolded, "Sao Hua Niang, even if you miss me, you have to see what it is!" "

Translation:

A countryman came home from the city and said to his wife, "I sneezed several times when I was in the city." The wife said, "That's all because I miss you at home." One day, he picked up a load of dung and walked across a rickety bridge. Suddenly he sneezed a few times and almost fell into the river. He scolded: "this slut, even if I want to, I have to see where it is!" "

3, taboo deafness

Deaf and dumb people want to hide their secrets. If you have been deaf for a day, you can sing a song and the dumb will know that you are deaf. You can tie a knot by opening and closing your lips and clapping your hands. The deaf will listen for a long time. Seeing that his lips stopped, he praised: "Wonderful, wonderful. I haven't heard good news for a long time, and today is even better. "

Translation:

The deaf envy themselves for being deaf, and the dumb envy themselves for being dumb. One day, the deaf saw the mute and begged him to sing a song, which was actually a mockery of his shortcomings. Knowing that the other person is deaf, the mute closes his lips one by one, beats his hands and pretends to sing. The deaf also pretend to listen. Seeing the mute's lips motionless, he praised him and said, "Great, I haven't heard your wonderful singing for a long time, and I have made progress today."

Step 4 yawn

A deaf man went to visit a friend. The dog barks when it sees it. He was at a loss. Meet the host. After the ceremony, he said, "Your family respects dogs. I don't think they slept last night. " The host asked, "What do I think?" Answer: "When I saw my brother, only 32313353236313431303231363535858685e5aeb93133336396339 called.

Translation:

A deaf man went to visit a friend. My friend's dog saw him barking, but the deaf didn't notice him. After entering the back room to see the owner bow to each other, he said to the owner, "Does your dog think he didn't sleep last night?" The host asked, "What do I think?" The deaf man said, "The dog kept yawning when he saw his little brother."

Step 5 ask for directions

A nearsighted man got lost and saw a crow parked on a stone by the roadside. He suspected that it was human, so he repeatedly called him names. After a while, the crow flew away, and the man said, "I asked you to disagree. Your hat was blown away by the wind, so I won't tell you."

Translation:

A nearsighted man lost his way and saw a crow standing on a stone by the roadside. He thought it was a man, so he asked for directions. I asked several times, but no one answered. After a while, the crow flew away. Myopia said to himself, "Hum, I asked you if you didn't agree just now. Your hat was blown away by the wind, so I won't tell you. "

3. Ask for a translation of classical Chinese and read the chronicle (maybe some kind of local chronicles) by yourself. It says: "The pool is at the top of the mountain, and the water of Longqiao comes from this pool."

I climbed two mountains in the east with two servants, and there was no sign of anyone. Soon the mountain is getting higher and higher, the ridge is getting narrower and narrower, and the two sides are opposite, as if walking on the back of a knife. I saw pieces of stones supporting it upward. Every time you climb a ridge, it is a steep mountain peak, climbing up from the gap like a sword.

After climbing three mountains like this, I saw that place couldn't even put my feet down. How can it hold a lake? Don't just see the end of the peak, a stone is like a knife. I used to be afraid that sharp stones would disturb people, but there is no blade to put my feet on! I hesitated on the cliff for a while, but I didn't dare to walk the way I came. Looking down, there was a stone step under the south stone wall, so I took off my servant's leggings and hung in the air on the cliff. Let one servant go down first, and I'll follow the second and try to climb up.

You can only put your feet down when you go down, and there is no extra place. Seeing that the rock is 100 feet deep, I want to go up again. The rock above is too high to fly.

I tried to use leggings cloth, but the cloth suddenly broke in the middle because of the abrasion of the protruding stone. Then continue to hang the cloth, struggle hard and pull hard before you can climb the rock again.

Out of danger, back to Yunjing Temple, the sun has set in the west.

It seems necessary to talk about what can be improved in classical Chinese when chatting, and tell you how to overwhelm others with the most pretentious language when others use buzzwords.

1. Original: I wake up by myself every morning. Beautiful young boy in Yushu, looking in the mirror, staying up all night. 2. the original text: rich, willful translation: the family has a daughter, determined by the heart.

3. Original: If a person has no ideal, he is different from salted fish. The ruins of the river are dry and become dry at dusk; A man without ambition is different from him.

4. Original: Sleep and get up. Hello. The days are short and the nights are long. Why not travel by candlelight?

5. Hi, I want to sleep. I'm so drunk that I want to sleep. Ming Dynasty intends to hold the piano.

6. Original: Scared my dad. My parents heard about the girl and hung up the southeast branch. 7. Original: I peed ten feet against the wind, but now my shoes are wet by the wind. Poor bald old man, a beautiful young man.

8. Original: Does your family know that you are hanging like this? The male sword at the waist is three feet long, but your family is strict and kind.

9. original: LZ is SB, and there is no little JJ. The landlord calls himself a penis for nothing, and the half-inch cadre has something. 10. Original: The ugly person is asleep, and the handsome person is still awake.

Donkeys and mules were sleeping soundly before the wind started. 1 1. Original: Mainly depends on temperament translation: Please don't envy language, your mind is full of poems and books.

12. Original: Drunk, too. Translation: Walking is decadent, and the center is drunk. Original: My heart is so tired. Translation: The shape is like a skeleton, and the heart is like ashes.

14. Original: I choose a dog chain. I died in a national disaster and suddenly felt that I was going to die. 15. Original: I want to give this cow head to the national translator: once the cowhide is blown to the sky, the spare cow head will be sent to the country.

16. Original: My heart is about to collapse. Translation: Inner confusion, platform collapse. You city people are really good at translating: there is a play in the city, and the villagers laugh their heads off. 18. Original: I unilaterally announced my marriage to xx.

19. Original: Say the important things three times. Translation: It's a long story. I know everything, but it's useless. It's better to have a hard waist. 2 1. Original: The world is so big, I want to see it. The sky is vast, and I want to see it. The dog is dead. The poor man wears a dog's sinus and the road is not suitable.

23. Original text: XX people are set to never fall. Blood can flow, head can be thrown, and XX people are set to never fall. 24. Original: You can obviously eat by your face, but you have to rely on your talent.

Chinese children are full of curiosity. What they like is not red clothes, but cleverness. Don't lie to me, because I don't read much. Don't lie to me, because I can't read.

26. the original text: ask someone's psychological shadow area. Heart like ashes, dusty geometry? Silence is not all gold, but sometimes it is a grandson.

Sages don't talk about peaches and plums, and kings don't talk about chickens. It's terrible for you, why can't you go to heaven? Your magical powers are unpredictable, and Hu can't ascend to heaven.

I got an arrow in the knee. 30. the original text: money is hard to earn, and shit tastes bad.

Baosi smells bad, but Jinbao is hard to find. 3 1. Original: Be elegant, not dirty. Be elegant, not dirty. 32. If you live too long, you can see everything.

33. The original text: Ten strokes refused to translate: I came back with tears and wished I could not meet before marriage. 34. Original: Spare tire Translation: The willow tree in Zhangtai has been broken by others; The flowers in Du Xuan haven't changed their former degree. 35. A beggar who sells money is obviously poor.

I am alone in the world, and I hate my medicine. Take off my pants. Take off my pants and hope this thing. 38. The most basic trust between people. It is better to hate people's hearts than to make waves casually. Seriously, you lose. If you are serious, don't be serious at the snail's corner. 40. If you are busy shaking hands, you will shoot Sirius with a long arrow.

4 1. Original: Single for 20 years, with nothing but hands. 42. The original text: generate Xiang Translation: The black pine forest is coming, and the Huanglongfu tide is coming suddenly.

43. Original: Evil spirit smiles Translation: Shao, the crazy child demon, take care of me and laugh. 44. Original: Long hair and waist, can you marry me? Chang Huan wears makeup and marries you? 45. When the Buddha smiled at the right time, he released Jin Mo's Tathagata Great Bright Cloud, loosened his golden arm and hung thousands of feet, holding this pillar in his hand and saying, "Top."

46. This painting is so beautiful that I dare not look at it. Translation: It's so beautiful that I can't bear to die.

47. I just want to be a handsome man quietly. Tired of vulgarity, peerlessness and independence.

48. I'll take you, you take the money. I hold my hand and I hold my axe.

49. Original: Waterfall Khan. Sitting on the ground, you are sweating like a pig.

5. What are the wonderful translations in the game history? Give the most popular example. The full name of the "old scroll" that players talk about is called "old man scroll bar". This little-known game, formerly known as the famous "Ancient Scrolls". When the game agent in Chinese mainland translated "TheElder" into an old man and translated it into "scrolls" word for word. Although some people have verified that this is actually not a machine overturning, but a malicious act of selling cute by China people, in any case, this act of translating gray son into Grayson can be regarded as selling cute at the scene of a car accident.

There is also a wonderful translation of Grandma Kicking My Teeth, which was created by a company in Taiwan Province Province when translating neverwinter nights OL (Appointment), and the original "kick my teeth" was translated into "kick my teeth" ... Therefore, it is necessary to know not only one word, but also various idioms and slang in the work of localization. It is said that during the Sino-Soviet negotiations, China accused the Soviet Union of insatiable greed and used an idiom "Seeing Sichuan from the Dragon". As a result, the other party translated it literally, which surprised the Soviet representative: When did we have territorial ambitions for Sichuan?

Last year's phenomenal online games were familiar to everyone.

Formerly known as "cover", it literally means cover shooting. Otherwise, our translation is really trustworthy and elegant. Watching Pioneer is both heroic and tender, and it is catchy to read. The same game, translated into Taiwan Province costumes, is called "Battle of the Battle" ... Although it looks good, I always feel that the recognition is not so high. ...