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What did you do when you were alone?
Especially in the shower, when I take a shower alone, I often sing a passage with the voice of tearing the space, and I can sing whatever I want.
And worst of all, when I'm alone, I like to make up myself. Although I am a boy, I really like the makeup that girls usually wear. So when I am alone, especially in the shower, I often secretly paint a beautiful makeup for myself. I have to say that I am a pervert in the eyes of others, so I put this matter on the list of things I can't say.
When I am alone, I will use my sister's or mother's cosmetics. Of course, sometimes I buy them myself secretly. Don't call me a pervert, because I want to find my perfect self!
At first, I only painted lipstick and eyebrows like a ladle, because I was still young at that time and didn't know how to make up further. Even after I went to high school, I taught myself makeup on the computer.
Later, I will put on my own makeup, but I will never paint myself a girl's makeup and walk down the street. I'm just interested in makeup, and sometimes I want to use it to please myself, so I only do it occasionally when I'm alone, definitely not often.
I don't think there is anything else. This is the hardest thing I have ever done!
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