Humorous speech at the class reunion

The writing of the speech is flexible, which can be different according to the content of the meeting, the feelings and needs after the incident, etc. In the era of continuous progress, the frequency of speaking is getting higher and higher. You can refer to the model essay before writing. The following is my carefully arranged humorous speech at the class reunion. Welcome everyone to learn from and refer to. I hope it helps you.

Humorous speech at the class reunion 1 teachers, dear students,

Hello everyone!

After the active advocacy, careful planning and careful arrangement of xxx students and all the students in the preparatory group, and through the joint efforts of teachers and students, we are excited and sweet. With the joy of meeting for the first time in xx and the warm and beautiful memories of studying and living with * * *, and with the deep feelings between teachers and students, we are gathered in the new Wei Bei Hotel!

In the month of XX, full of longing for a better life in the future and thirst for knowledge, we gathered in the Biology Department of Normal University Branch and came to our unforgettable teacher.

Over the past two years, we have gathered in XXX to * * * listen to the teacher's teachings, * * * accept the teacher's guidance and help, * * * study, * * * live and * * * make progress. Do you remember? In XX, our teacher wrote a poem: "Determined to learn Bole, happy to meet talents;" * * * Build a biology department and look to the future "; On XX, our head teacher Shang invited Jiaozi and * * * to have dinner with us. On XX, XX, Mr. Shang said, "Last Thursday, he asked me to come and study;" I will come to study this Thursday. " ; On XX, Mr. Shang organized our class to hold the first Mid-Autumn Festival party, and encouraged everyone: "It's ok to hold the party to this level when everyone is unfamiliar. "... that's how we started our college life under the care, help and guidance of our teachers, and began to learn to be a man, to do things, to learn from our teachers, to learn from the nutrition provided by our teachers, to grow and make progress!

We will never forget the kindness of our teacher! Don't forget the teacher's words and deeds, and teach us to be rigorous in our studies, to be sincere in our treatment, to be sincere in our studies, and to strive for the best in our career; We can't forget the teacher's guidance in our study and life: Mr. Shang's "Waiting for the bus, waiting for the bus" has been lingering in our ears, teaching us to observe discipline and put collective interests first. When talking about Seeds and Seedlings, Mr. Chen told us: "Embryo is the main content, so we should pay attention to its three-dimensional concept, because the book always talks about its profile; In the vegetative organ of plants-roots, it is clearly pointed out that the expression of "part of the outer wall of epidermal cells extends into root hairs" on page 85 of the textbook is inaccurate, and it should be corrected to "part of epidermal cells form protrusions, which are called root hairs. The teacher told us not to be superstitious about books, but to be scientific and rigorous.

Teacher Joe told us: If you want to do a job without a definite view, you will never be able to do it. You must explain the problem! The scene of Li Xuedong and Cheng Shuanghong instructing us to research, collect and make specimens seems to be in front of us. ..... Through the hard work of teachers, with the careful training of teachers, we have grown up healthily, achieved academic success, and steadily embarked on a new stage of work and life. Today, all the students who can be present are here, and the students who can't be present also have sincere friendship and wish the teachers and students in the distance a better tomorrow.

Today, we proudly report to the teachers that your students have a successful career and a happy life, and have lived up to your training and expectations!

Today, we report to the teachers: We will continue to work hard to create greater achievements and a better life! Today, we thank the teacher again-teacher, you have worked hard! Thank you for your hard care and careful cultivation! The classmates' speeches at the reunion are collected by the classmates-protect the affection of the classmates with your heart!

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Humorous speech at the class reunion 2 Dear Mr. X and Mr. X; Dear students:

Hello everyone!

In this season when the lotus is in full bloom and the sun is scorching, we gather together with sweat and childlike heart from different places and posts to celebrate the 30th anniversary of high school graduation.

First of all, I would like to extend my cordial greetings and best wishes to the teachers who have trained and educated us. I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to Cui Nanhui, Guo Jiuxian and other students who have carefully organized this class reunion.

Time flies, and thirty years have passed quickly. Thirty years ago, we looked up at our teacher with a pair of naive eyes. You taught us knowledge and knowledge. It is you who spread the belief that life is full of love to us, so that we can benefit from it for life and never forget it; For thirty years, we have been pursuing our ideals and the true meaning of life with a pair of blurred eyes.

We are not the lucky ones of the times. Only by redoubling our efforts can we not be eliminated prematurely by this era.

"Heaven is strong, and gentlemen are constantly striving for self-improvement". When the doors of colleges and universities are closed to us, we stick to the road of self-examination. When the tide of reform and opening up poured out countless rich and powerful people, we adhered to the concept of "poverty is expensive, and achievement is expensive".

We feel the information that we can't keep up with the pace of the times, so we should carefully train our children and make them truly become the pillars of society;

We feel the hardship of raising children, so we should pay more attention to our parents and relatives' parents and let them enjoy their old age; Only after losing my parents will I feel that I have spent too little time and thought on them. This is my personal experience.

We feel that the dusk of life is coming, and we should be like our two teachers: be aggressive and work hard-Mr. Gong is the dean of the hospital, and the electric sickbed he invented has won a national patent, and Mr. Wu is a senior lecturer and the most famous high school principal in Yiyang.

Students are particularly cordial when they meet. Although there are not many contacts at ordinary times, sincere friendship and good memories between classmates often haunt our dreams. In particular, we studied engineering and agriculture, and came to Yaque Pond, Yongfeng Gate and Yiyang Railway together. This study life is particularly unforgettable.

It is not easy to get together today! Taking this opportunity, we agreed on two wishes: First, I hope everyone can cherish this classmate friendship, exchange information and strengthen cooperation, especially when there is a big happy event at home, and everyone can communicate with each other.

The second is to make an agreement with all the seniors that in another 30 years, we will get together with the teachers in the same mood and on the same scale and renew our friendship.

Finally, I wish teachers and seniors good health, family harmony and all the best.

Dear teachers and students:

Hello everyone!

Time flies, time flies, unconsciously, we have been separated for too long, counting more than 20 years. I think at the beginning, we entered Ying Si Middle School, lived together day and night, studied hard in the same environment, and grew up and matured under difficult conditions. Looking back today, the scenes of junior high school life are still vivid and exciting!

The dribs and drabs that happened in that year, after more than 20 years of precipitation, are still so fresh, and it may take us a lifetime to remember, chew and collect. Especially when we step into the society, we have tasted the ups and downs of life, experienced the ups and downs of the world, and found that the years of middle school and the sincere and simple friendship between classmates are like a deep song, which is long and unforgettable. Although we can't contact each other because of the helplessness of the world and the busy life, our friendship has not changed, our thoughts on each other are increasing day by day, and our silent blessings have never stopped.

So, in August this year, several interested students got together and launched the initiative of class reunion, which suddenly aroused everyone's quiet heart and hit it off. The class reunion of Class 4, Grade 4, No.4 Middle School was finally successfully held with everyone's support and efforts.

Here, please allow me to express my heartfelt thanks to all the students who can put down the burden of work and family and resolutely participate in this party, especially to extend a warm welcome to the students who have come from afar and express my high respect to the students who have worked hard for this party! Sincere greetings and best wishes to the students who are far away from home and who cannot attend the meeting for various reasons!

I wish today's party will become a collision of brotherhood between classmates and a sublimation of fellow villagers' friendship. In this short reunion time, let's be honest and face it sincerely. Don't ask how much we earn, don't ask about our position, don't be older than our boss, don't be more handsome than our husband, don't be more beautiful than our wife, don't be smarter than our children, and speak more from the heart! Let's put aside all kinds of worries, all grievances, talk to each other, * * * tell the truth, convey sincerity, and * * * bathe in 20xx rich and beautiful sunshine! Let's talk and laugh heartily and talk about friendship! Let our party become a beautiful eternal memory in our lives!

Here, let's thank our alma mater for its cultivation, teachers for their hard work and classmates for their mutual help.

Teachers and students, middle-aged people have a long way to go, and they are under great pressure. Be sure to take care. As long as you live better than me, my heart is full of smiles. If you are enjoying happiness, please forget me; Please tell me if anything happens to you.

Teachers and students, a thousand words, how can they pour in a short time? Please be happy and lively and speak freely! Finally, let's wish our teachers good health and a happy life! And I wish all students: smooth work, successful career, good health and happy family! Thank you!

Humorous speech at the class reunion 4 Dear teacher Li Aokun, dear students:

Hello everyone!

Time flies, time flies, unconsciously, we have been separated for too long, counting more than 30 years. I think at the beginning, we entered Bengbu No.9 Middle School in full bloom, lived together day and night, studied hard in the same environment, and grew up and matured under difficult conditions. Looking back today, the scenes of high school life are still vivid and exciting!

The dribs and drabs that happened in that year are still so fresh after more than 30 years of precipitation.

So touching, it may take us a lifetime to remember, chew and collect. Especially when we step into the society, we have tasted the ups and downs of life, experienced the ups and downs of the world, and found that the years of middle school and the sincere and simple friendship between classmates are like a deep song, which is long and unforgettable. Although we can't get in touch with each other because of our helplessness to the world and neglect to get in touch because of the busy life, our friendship has not changed, our thoughts on each other are increasing day by day, and our silent blessings have never stopped.

So at the beginning of this year, several of our classmates got together and launched the initiative of class reunion, which suddenly started everyone's silent heart and hit it off with one voice. With the support and efforts of everyone, the 30-year reunion of Class 7, Grade 8 of Bengbu No.9 Middle School was successfully held today at Sacred Heart Hotel as scheduled. This is the speech of the class reunion. On behalf of the organizing committee of the reunion, please allow me to express my heartfelt thanks to all the students who resolutely participated in the reunion regardless of their work and family burdens, especially to extend a warm welcome to Duan Ningjun, Sun Shouhua and other students who came from afar, and express my high respect to those students who have worked hard for the reunion. Sincere greetings and best wishes to the students who are far away from home and who cannot attend the meeting for various reasons!

Several of our classmates (Kuang, Miss,) will never see us again. We deeply regret this. Let's cherish our meeting today.

I wish today's party will become a collision of brotherhood between classmates and a sublimation of fellow villagers' friendship. Let's be honest with each other, face it sincerely, don't ask how much we earn, don't ask about the position, don't be older than the boss, don't be more handsome than the husband, don't be more beautiful than the wife, don't be smarter than the children, and talk more from the heart! Let's put aside all kinds of worries, all grievances, talk to each other, * * * tell the truth, convey sincerity, and * * * bathe in 20xx rich and beautiful sunshine! Let's talk and laugh heartily and talk about friendship! Let our party become a beautiful eternal memory in our lives!

Here, let's thank our alma mater for its cultivation, teachers for their hard work and classmates for their mutual help. Thanks to Gao Rongchun for creating a communication platform for QQ group students.

Teachers and students, middle-aged people have a long way to go, and they are under great pressure. Be sure to take care. As long as you live better than me, my heart is full of smiles. If you are enjoying happiness, please forget me; Please tell me if anything happens to you.

Teachers and students, a thousand words, how can they pour in a short time? Please be happy and lively and speak freely!

Finally, let's wish our teachers good health and a happy life!

And I wish all students: smooth work, successful career, good health and happy family!

Thank you!

Humorous speech at the class reunion. A gentleman gave a speech at the university alumni association, which was very humorous. The theme is "the plight of middle-aged people", and the audience of 700 people (solicitation network) kept laughing. The full text is as follows:

Dear students:

There is a song "Better Tomorrow" that gives people confidence and encouragement. In fact, I don't know if tomorrow will be better in real life, but tomorrow will be older.

It takes years to know its ferocity. At a certain age, we have to admit that gravity is powerful and all organs are drooping. The so-called "everything is drooping, only the blood pressure is high."

Great changes have taken place in the body after middle age. Apples turn pear-shaped, sit and doze off, and lie awake. You can't remember what you want to remember, and you can't forget what you want to forget. To make matters worse, there are no tears when you cry, and you always wipe them when you laugh. On the head, it says, "White hair can't be pulled out, and the spring breeze is blowing high." Men's hairstyles are all like what novelist Mo Yan said, "The place supports the central government"-comb the sides to the center to cover the sparse parts.

My memory is obviously declining. When I walked from room to room, I just couldn't remember what I was doing here. Forget what you just said and become repetitive. An old gentleman even said that he once laughed halfway and forgot why he was laughing.

Young couples always come with them. What about middle-aged couples? It's a pity that some people describe food as tasteless, but they can't change each other's bad habits. Some couples can argue about any project and never compromise. Think about "having something to say" before marriage and becoming "having something to say" after marriage.

Every life that comes into the world, like "keeping the whole into parts", leaves bit by bit. A teenager who was in high spirits just now suddenly became a middle-aged man. Some people want to laugh at some old people, saying that "knowledge is degraded, organs are aging, thinking is rigid, and so on."

Therefore, the construction of the heart depends on oneself, so that people are old and wrinkles grow on their faces, not on their hearts. Think again, many people have no right to die old and young.

The attitude towards life should also be adjusted. Health used to be bought with money, but now it is bought with money. There is a so-called three-calendar life: teenagers strive for good academic qualifications, and success in middle age depends on experience. As they get older, they should pay attention to medical records.

In any case, I wish my dear students good health, happiness, heart like urchins, always smile, and borrow heaven for another 50 years! Okay？

Humorous speech at the class reunion 6 Teachers, dear students:

Hello everyone!

I said this year's class reunion. These days, I know that women, men, leaders and brothers are not allowed to change. It seems that the only person allowed to be an old classmate. Drink more and see jokes. Just say a few words and the atmosphere will be active, hehe.

Article 1 In order to make the old classmates catch up with the past at the party and not be disturbed by external things, all participants are requested to turn off their mobile phones, pagers, business phones, cordless phones, laptops with Internet access and other communication equipment consciously. In addition to the above equipment, it is not allowed to communicate with the outside world in any other form, such as writing letters, sending telegrams, lighting wolf smoke, etc.

Article 2. In order to liven up the party, all the people are at home. Every participant, regardless of gender, height and weight, must drink alcohol-at least one glass of beer (based on draft beer glass). Those who refuse to drink, let them drink after three cups.

Article 3 In order to make everyone enjoy themselves at the party and ensure the safety of everyone when they go home, participants are not allowed to drive cars, motorcycles, trolleybuses, space shuttles, etc. By themselves, they are not allowed to use bicycles and all kinds of roller carts.

Article 4 In order to make old classmates have no scruples about catching up, participants in this gathering are not allowed to bring their family members (except those who are married between classmates), and all the speeches in this gathering are not allowed to be leaked to the outside world in any media such as the Internet, television, radio and newspapers, especially to the family members of the participants.

Article 5 In order to promote friendship among the contestants in an atmosphere of unity and friendship, the contestants are not allowed to engage in any form of group fighting or one-on-one combat such as Shaolin Boxing, Nanquan, Beiquan, Tortoise Boxing, Judo, Karate, Taekwondo, Sanda, Boxing and Sumo.

Article 6 In order to get everyone together in a safe atmosphere, participants are not allowed to carry AWP, M4, AK47, bombs, flash bombs, elbow swords, Tu Longdao and other heavy weapons; Please do not bring any inflammable, explosive, pets or more than one ton of heavy objects to the party. Humor host of class reunion Article 7 All expenses of this party are in the form of AA, that is, all expenses are borne by blood type A personnel.

Article 8 Participants must strictly abide by the above rules, and violators will be punished as follows:

1, buy a beautiful gift for each participant to apologize (note: the price of each gift does not have to exceed 3,000 yuan).

2. Bear all the expenses of the party, including catering expenses, transportation expenses per person, personal insurance, medical expenses, property management expenses, heating expenses, water expenses, electricity expenses, garbage expenses, road maintenance fees, insurance fees, oil expenses, and car washing expenses of car owners. ...

Article 9 These Rules shall come into force as of the date of promulgation.

Humorous speech at the class reunion has been going on for twenty years. Today, after 20 years' absence, we meet again, in the hot July, in the beautiful mountain city. Here, please allow me to say on behalf of the whole class: "Thank you for your hard work!" " "I would like to express my warmest welcome and heartfelt thanks to the students who came to participate in this activity despite their busy schedules! I also thank your family for their support. Send our sincere greetings and best wishes to the students who cannot attend for some reason! Send a silent blessing to two students who will never come to the reunion, and wish them all the best in heaven!

Twenty years of separation, twenty years of concern, let us have enough reason to meet. Although reunion can't change your fate and mine, it can make us feel the warmth of friendship. Although homecoming can't bring fame and fortune, it can let us exchange information between the north and the south and communicate your feelings with me. Looking back on the past, I was just a classmate and a teenager, in the prime of my life and flying with youth. Do you still remember that we studied hard in the classroom? On the playground, we struggled hard; In the bedroom, we shed laughter; On the banks of the Tuojiang River and the West Lake, we left footprints of growth ... these are our wonderful memories.

Looking back on the ups and downs of the past 20 years, looking back on the youth years we have gone through together, what dilutes is the ups and downs of our life, while what is rich is our classmates' friendship, which is calm and plain, and does not stick to fame and fortune. Twenty years of yearning and hope have created an altar of mellow wine. Today, let's share it together!

Twenty years ago, everyone agreed to "see you in twenty years"; Twenty years later, we gathered in the foggy city of Chongqing. Students get together and have endless topics. Recall the happy past of you and me, tell the suffering of missing each other, and paint a beautiful vision. I sincerely hope that at this moment of celebration, we shed laughter and pour out our hearts; Cherish friendship, forget the sorrow; What you harvest is your dream, and what you fly is your hope!

Although time can take away youth and youth, it can't take away the deep friendship with classmates. Although we are distributed in all directions, we are all busy with our lives and careers. Everyone has different experiences and different circumstances, but please remember: "We will always be classmates, we will always be a member of Class 87/KLOC-0 of Fu's, and we are all masters of this activity!" The future is long and the years are long. In the future life, let's strengthen communication and contact, encourage each other, help each other, make progress together and create a happy life together!

After all, the world is just a small place. Dear students, let's wish friendship last forever and passion last forever! Let's remember this wonderful time and meet again in ten years!

Finally, I wish this evening a complete success! I wish all students a successful career, a happy family and a happy life!

Thank you!

Dear teachers and students:

Hello everyone! Time goes by, and the years are like songs. August is a gorgeous season, because it is in late summer and early autumn, with lush trees; August is a colorful season, because it inherits the spring flowers and autumn fruits, and also inherits the past and the future; August is a brilliant season, because it embodies 20 years of thoughts and feelings for each other; August is a brilliant season, because it unites teachers and students and creates the future! At this moment, on behalf of the students of the Preparatory Committee, please allow me to wish all the teachers and students present here good health, smooth work, beautiful family and all the best!

Twenty years of separation and care have given us enough reasons to meet and get together. An Sheng, for example, said that after 20 years of dreams, she was homesick for drinking water, and her alma mater was as bright as a song. Looking back today, I was young and frivolous, with dim lights and joys and sorrows. Today, the long-awaited class 3 reunion of Class 89 in Sanhu Middle School was finally held grandly! Here, on behalf of the Preparatory Committee, please allow me to express my warmest welcome and heartfelt thanks to all the teachers and old classmates for taking part in this activity in spite of their busy schedules! Here, I would like to extend my cordial greetings and best wishes to the students who are unable to attend for some reason.

Whip the music, everyone stood up and presented flowers to the teacher.

Xiao Chunxiang put it well: the name engraved on the board may not be immortal, and the name engraved on the stone may not be immortal, but the name engraved in people's hearts will last forever. Teacher, the engineer of human soul, only has this glorious name, because she is as broad as the sea, as lofty as the mountain and as deep as the blue sky, so it will last forever in our hearts.

Second, isn't it a pleasure to have friends coming from afar? Next, please let Chen Mingjun, chairman of our organizing committee, give a welcome speech on behalf of the organizing committee.

The Ming army has two wishes: one is to listen to the teacher's voice again and listen to the teacher's teachings again. These voices and teachings have given us rich knowledge and healthy thoughts in the past, and they can still inspire and inspire us now and in the future; The other is to shake hands with friends of classmates again. At that time, you were innocent. Now you are married, married and a parent, and some of you have made good achievements. Let's exchange what we need and pass on warmth and strength to each other. Now the Ming army finally got what it wanted.

Third, in life, there will always be people worth looking forward to. In life, there will always be some touching years that we will never forget. There is a feeling that can never be erased from the depths of memory. There is a kind of love that stays in the most beautiful fragments forever. No matter how time changes, the grateful heart will never change.

Let's welcome our head teacher, Mr. Sun, to speak with warm applause!

Fourth, Chunhua Qiushi 20 years, the friendship of classmates is the purest! Huang Qiusheng believes, and I also believe, that the local accent has not changed, and the friendship between classmates has not changed. Just like the lotus in the small pond on campus, the flowers bloom and bloom, the leaves are green and yellow, but the roots are still the same, full of yearning for the homeland, deeply rooted in the soil, waiting for fragrance and green year after year. Now please * * * speak!

Baoya is the expression of true feelings. He said he was ashamed to meet the Jiangdong brothers, but between the lines were classmates. Time has taken away many things, but it has also given me many things. He taught me to be self-aware and self-satisfied [* * *] Well, accept the next unknown in life calmly and bravely. He taught me to cherish health, affection and friendship, which are the most precious wealth in life. Time goes by and seasons change. May the friendship between students remain unchanged.

Zhiyong is right: Time waits for no man. It's been twenty years since we broke up. In twenty years, our classmates' friendship has brewed a glass of wine, so let's savor it at the party.

How about Xiao Li's sumptuous food? Nothing impresses me more than toothache. Choose a night, preferably a moonlit night, ride a bike, take more walks, and go to my classmate Liao Jianjun's house to get a rare tooth.

What kind of show is Guiping? Live happily, and your grades don't seem to matter. In the face of it, I am always calm, but there is also a feat of lighting candles and reading overtime. A little program!

Fifth, the teacher's kindness is more important than the mountain, and the teacher's kindness is more unforgettable. At that time, the teacher's inspiring eyes were enough to make our passion surge; The teacher's encouragement is enough to make us feel like spring breeze. Therefore, Fu can't forget that his good wishes were promoted by a home visit of Teacher Sun. Therefore, Xie Guiping wrote from the heart: Only the teacher can't forget. On this unforgettable day today, please ask each of our teachers to give us another life lesson, please invite teachers! It's rare that our teacher Nie [* * *] Hengchun happily wrote a poem for our class reunion with the inscription "Dianjiang Lip". Our teacher Nie Huangxin wants to talk about it more, because when he talks about it, it is history. Today, Teacher Nie is not to mention the Four Gentlemen of the Warring States Period. There are also Zhao, Wei, Xin Ling and He Chun, because there are four modest gentlemen in our class.

Teacher Nie Hengchun wrote well: the stars move and snap their fingers for twenty years. Classmates and teenagers, feelings remain the same.

Six, how many past events, how much affection, just as how beautiful it should be at first sight. Like Kobayashi, although you read and appreciate the laughter, crying, ambition and ignorance of the year. As Zhu Yunxia wrote: At that time, you, me and us, the high school life at that time, like a small river, flowed happily through my heart. Although the memory is a little vague, the faces are so kind. Show all the happiness now, and clean up the vague memories again. Please speak enthusiastically.

Twenty years have passed and we have moved from youth to middle age. We have all experienced the ups and downs of life, no matter what our situation is, be kind to ourselves! Be kind to others! Cherish life! Cherish friendship! Cherish today! In the years to come, although we are still far apart, the silk thread of friendship will connect us closely. From then on, greetings in winter, harvest in autumn and holiday wishes will be sent out one by one. Let's share happiness and sadness together, and share the purest and most beautiful spring! Let's feel life with peace of mind and gratitude and enjoy the beautiful scenery of life! Go through our life journey calmly!

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