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Why can God take medicine in the air as soon as he says a spell?

Ok, let's talk about the method of taking medicine by air:

Before I talk about the method of taking medicine in the air, let me tell you a joke. When I learned the three steps, twenty peaches were distributed to each person during the valley crossing. By noon on the third day, I only ate a peach. In the afternoon, the teacher just started the lecture, holding a peach in his hand and saying, "Today is the third day of crossing the valley. Please get ready. I will put a peach in each student's stomach. " At that time, I thought, "teacher, I ate a peach these three days." Please help me play 7749. " I was just thinking. In fact, I am not a gluttonous person at ordinary times, but I didn't expect that under that powerful gas field, my temporary gluttony was immediately punished: I couldn't sit still and was too full to breathe. We were having a class on the third floor. I immediately ran to the bathroom on the fourth floor and vomited a lot of peaches. After vomiting, I sat quietly in the back and continued my class. Since then, I have never dared to have casual greed, and I am determined to follow my teacher, practice hard and make more contributions to the country, society and our school. I'm sorry to tell you this joke that I shouldn't be greedy.

There are many ways to take medicine in the air. I'm here to say two ways with my true proof:

The first method: On the day of taking medicine for the first time, I met an elder sister with a good eye. She hasn't studied qigong, but she said she could get medicine. At that time, I envied her very much, and suddenly I had a strong idea of taking medicine, and I suddenly felt that the field was very large. I happened to meet a patient that day. I prepared a paper bag first, and then folded my hands in meditation: "Hello, Master! I am your disciple XXX. You didn't know until you used it. Now there is a XXX patient. Please help me get the medicine I need. Thank you, master Thank you, master! " Then I went to cook. Half an hour later, I came back and saw some medicine in the paper bag. It's dark purple. I am very happy and always say "thank you for respecting your teacher." I took a paper bag to show to so many people. They are all happy that I can get the medicine. After I gave the medicine to the patient, I suddenly knew what happened after he took it. I said to her, "After taking this medicine, the first thing is to draw breath, the second thing is to fart more, and the third thing is to sweat all over." As a result, after she ate it, as I said, she recovered quickly. This is a panacea. This is the first method I used.

The second method: put your hands together and respect teachers and successful people in the legal field. Please put down the eye-catching pill for treating a disease, thank you, and then say to yourself, "Eye-catching pill releases the three realms." When reading, keep your eyes open and look up. If there is a bright spot coming, be sure to buckle it quickly by hand. That's the medicine you want when you get it. This is called getting what you want and making it out of nothing.

The above two methods can also be used in combination. If you reach the eye level, you will soon get the medicine you need, and you can see it with the naked eye, not only yourself, but also others. We have a teacher named Jiang who teaches Kung Fu. When taking medicine, she can get it with her hands together for more than ten minutes, and she can get dozens of pills of various colors at a time. We all envy her.