Funny sentences about playing humorous jokes on mobile phones are inseparable from mobile phones.

1. Who can't live without it? Some people can't live without cigarettes, some people can't live without sugar, and some people can't live without mobile phones. You are more important than these! ? All right, go to bed ... bye.

There are only two kinds of people who can't sleep: one is holding a mobile phone in his hand, and the other is having a theater in his head.

It turns out that my mobile phone is of Russian royal descent and can only play Tetris.

4, Amitabha, you have to spend Halloween like this: mobile phone screen reminder: Amitabha, SMS exchange, the beginning and end must be: Amitabha, chanting Buddha can not be contaminated, whether it is temporary or not, happy Halloween, Amitabha!

Life is a little different from what I thought. I thought I could concentrate on one place, but I was often distracted by various odds and ends. I thought if I put my textbook on the table next to me, I could concentrate on it. In the end, I still can't live without my mobile phone.

6. Warning: You are not sleeping correctly at this time. For your health, please use the real-time monitoring system of your mobile phone to get up and then go back to sleep. Good Night!

7. I feel that the mobile phone newspaper is useless when I leave Wifi.

8. Raindrops poured my heartfelt blessing; Raindrops line up in a line, representing my unchanging blessing; The drizzle is like weaving, and my care surrounds you; It's raining cats and dogs, dear, take your mobile phone to hide from the rain!

9. Turn on the mobile phone, smile and report information inquiry; Good luck, God of Wealth. I wish you a happy New Year. Good luck and brilliant career, I wish you happiness in the coming year; Flowers always bloom, water always flows, may you love each other until you are old; Welcome the new year and spread the message. May you always be safe.

10, still can't sleep. It takes a second to put down the phone and pick it up. Just me. Hey, if you don't sleep, it's 12. I hope everything goes well. You must be lucky. Good night

1 1. You can't laugh at your mobile phone at home, and your parents will think you are in love.

12, the wind is really blowing hard, blowing all my cell phone signals into Unicom!

13, I picked up a book and read it for a minute. As a result, my mobile phone was jealous. Then I picked up my mobile phone and comforted for two hours.

14 I can't live without you. You have become an inseparable part of my life, dear mobile phone.

15, I can't wait to plunge into your mobile phone and turn it into a text message saying:

16. Look how good I am to you. I will raise you first, and then raise myself. I will depend on you to support myself from now on.

17, I will always think of you in my spare time, I will always talk about you unconsciously, I will always worry about you when the weather is bad, and I will always want to send you a message. My best friend, I miss you. Remember to take care of yourself and keep in touch if anything happens!

18, I live well without a mobile phone, because you have never left me.

19 I ordered it all winter and saw your smiling face. I copied your smiling face and stuck it in my heart. I downloaded my ideas and kept them forever. I turn on my mobile phone and give you my best wishes: Merry Christmas!

20. If you talk too much about this kind of thing, it will fade. Now all I think about every day is how to work hard, make friends and eat and drink everywhere. I just want to say that everyone can't live without it, and the only thing that can't live without it is the mobile phone.

2 1, the car was invented to let me catch up with you quickly, the clock was invented to let me have you every minute, and the mobile phone was invented to let me tell you that I miss you anytime and anywhere.

22. The next time I meet you, I will definitely pull you to the bedroom, lock the door, quickly push you down on the bed, cover your head with a quilt and extend my big hand. Look, my mobile phone is blue.

23. My mobile phone is always on for you. If you forgive me, you can always contact me.

24. When the phone rings, it is a greeting; Singing on a mobile phone is a blessing; Cell phone vibrates. It must be holding your hand. Postgraduate entrance examination is successful! My friend.

25. Mobile phone is an indispensable personal item for us now, but how can I feel kidnapped by mobile phone? I want to throw it away. I can't live without it. I can only describe it in one word!

26, you are not inseparable from the phone, you are inseparable from him on the other side of the phone.

27, a nearby, the same group of flowers, but children in mountainous areas can't afford to pay the phone bill, and even make a phone call to help children with mobile phone number XXXXXX pay the phone bill, offer love and make the world full of love!

28, tea should be strong, fragrant to the heart; If you are drunk, you won't wake up; People want to love most, and then love again in the next life; Friends should be forever. Look at this one on the phone. It's good.

29. The real winter has not yet begun. I'm almost lame when I go home now. Can't live without quilts and mobile phones.

30, mobile phone, you let go of my hand, be reserved, come on.

3 1, life can no longer be separated from mobile phones! The first thing to do when you get up is to touch your mobile phone. Suddenly found out. I love you more and more.

32. Play in the river in summer; Summer is a serious college entrance examination; Summer is a love song, and summer is your lotus-like smile from your mobile phone. Summer solstice, happy summer!

33. I have no intention to study hard recently, and I always regret it silently after making mistakes. My life seems to be inseparable from books. I really feel that mobile phones are so boring. I seriously doubt that I am not born after 90.

34, but I feel inseparable from my mobile phone. Set up a small flag today. Go to bed early. No more wechat.

35, tea, drink strong, until tasteless; Wine, drunk, never wake up; People should love deeply. The kind that will continue to love in the next life; Love, forever, is the person who looks at the mobile phone now.

36. In this era of rapid development of high technology, can you and I become interdependent partners? Dear mobile phone

37. Nowadays, everyone can't live without mobile communication. I don't know if I will regret it when I think of the days when I will be around my loved ones in the future.

38. Some people stay in the corner silently. I can't take my eyes off my mobile phone. Paying attention to international news. Thinking about waiting for the war to start. I should start from that aspect.

39, drink tea, drink fragrant; The road should be straight; Eat delicious food; Friends, be sincere; Paws, if you want incense, spray it. Ah! This one with a mobile phone is not bad Ha ha!

40. Everyone is narcissistic. And self-discipline. Just different hobbies. Www, guaze and com. But one thing is * * *. That is inseparable from the mobile phone.

4 1, then take a photo with your mobile phone as a souvenir for us to welcome the morning together.

42. Although we haven't seen each other for a long time, you will find that all the ambiguous messages you sent him are stored in his mobile phone.