It is difficult to owe money, but it is difficult to say humorous words to send friends.

1, I woke up and watched her sleep beside me.

Sweet happiness came to me, and I couldn't help kissing her secretly.

She opened her misty eyes, eyes met, and a roaring slap rang through the classroom!

2. In the exam, my deskmate kept looking at his watch without writing questions. I asked him, "What are you doing?"

"Look at the time"

"Why?"

"Because ... time will give me the answer."

3. I was just lying next to my daughter-in-law smoking, and there was a loud noise in my trouser pocket. You guessed right that the lighter exploded.

The second-rate daughter-in-law jumped up in fright, pointing to Laozi's crotch and shouting, "I passed the exam, and my dick exploded." Can you imagine my mood at that time? .

4. A man and his wife complained: You see, cute girls are easy to talk to if there is an overlap at the back.

For example: eating, sleeping, bread, bananas, etc. How comfortable it sounds.

The wife gave her husband a disdainful look: I'll do it.

The husband looked at his wife suspiciously and said, will you tell me?

Wife: "Don't push!"

5. Girlfriend: "I fell into the water with your mother. Who will you save first? "

Man: "boring, always asking, won't you change the question?"

Girlfriend: "Oh, who will you throw into the water when your wife quarrels with your mother?"

Male. . .

6. My girlfriend and I quarreled in the supermarket. As soon as I pulled her, she turned back and said, "Brother-in-law, don't do this."

Suddenly, the aunts around me cast strange eyes on me. I paused and said loudly, "If you hadn't seduced me, would I have divorced your sister?"

Immediately, my aunts started pointing at her, and then my girlfriend dragged me away with a red face.

Small sample, I can't cure you!

7. A woman complained to her close friend, "My husband's birthday is coming. I really don't know what to buy him. He has everything I need. "

8. Go to bed at night and ask your daughter-in-law: "Should a man put his career first or his family first?"

My daughter-in-law was silent, and then I remembered the classic sentence: "I can't carry you with bricks, and I can't hold you with me."

Then the daughter-in-law came and said, "You can carry bricks on my back!" "

9. Before the article is derailed, whether it is on TV or in the newspaper, as long as the wife sees the article,

He said to me: you read other people's articles, have a successful career, and love your wife. Go away, I don't want to see you.

Now, she said, you men don't have a good thing. Go away. I don't want to see you.

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