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How stupid is the stupidest Fu Di Mo you have ever seen? What is the ending?

"My mother is a devil of a brother-in-law..."!

Early that morning, the sound of his son crying came from the neighbor’s house. This voice is full of anger, full of despair, full of screams of collapse...

People in the community know that this is the voice of the neighbor's son "Shunxiang". This child has been a good, honest and obedient child since he was a child. How could he curse his mother?

It turned out that he was dumped by his fiancée. The reason is that the wedding room that was promised to get married is no longer available. However, his family is obviously a demolition household, and how many houses does it have? So where did the house go?

You have to ask his mother Yan Ling. 20 years ago, Yan Ling was a well-known capable wife here, and her husband Jianguo loved her very much. As an only son, he spent a large sum of money to bring her home. Hold it in your mouth for fear of melting and hold it in your hands for fear of falling. The family worshiped her like a Bodhisattva...

Moreover, Yanling's father was the principal of a rural primary school. Jianguo was also a teacher at that primary school, so Jianguo was even more submissive to his wife and did as she pleased. She has the final say in everything at home.

But although Yan Ling was a woman, she was not of the same mind as her husband's family. She only thought about her mother's family. She saw that her father was about to retire and there was no house in the city, and her younger brother also wanted to get married but did not have a wedding room. So she transferred the property that had been demolished and restored by her husband's family and transferred the ownership to her father and another to her younger brother.

At that time, she thought that her son was still young, so she could only worry about what was urgent. When my son grows up, through the joint efforts of the two families, everything will be settled, let alone the house.

But in the blink of an eye, my son grew up.

Her son also asked about the house, but she kept him away. She said, "Don't worry, good son, I will definitely have your house to live in..."

However, only her husband works in their family. As an old man with children, life is tight. For this reason, she discussed with her father-in-law whether she could move in with her younger brother for a while if she could no longer afford to buy a house in the future, so as to free up the house for Shunxiang to get married...

Who knows what she is doing? My father, who had been a principal, was furious. He said, "You all come and force me, force me to death! Why did I raise you unfilial children..."

Yanling felt strange, "Who else is forcing you?" "Who else could it be? Your sister-in-law came to me the day before yesterday and asked me to vacate the house and move it to her so that she could decorate it for her children..."

"Why should she? The house is not Her...", the principal said angrily, why should she? She relies on her son to be my grandson! I only have this house, and now my grandson wants it and fights for it..."!

"But I gave this house to you in the first place"! "You gave it to me? My daughter-in-law even said that I gave you all the money! Oh my God, let us incompetent old people die..." The old principal said heartbroken, covering his face with his hands, his shoulders hunched over from crying...

At this time, Only then did Yan Ling realize that things were irreversible with her biological father. His name was on the house certificate, so it seemed natural that he would leave the house to his grandson...

It was strange. I blame myself for being a "brother-supporting demon" for abruptly transferring the property that should have belonged to my son to his father, brother and nephew for free. Now they don't appreciate it and claim that it was in exchange for money.

As her biological daughter, she accepted this mute thing, but how should she explain it to her son? This child finally found a happy partner, but now she had no choice but to give up!

Looking at her son who was in pain, Thinking about how she would never be able to buy him a house again, she suddenly thought that she was sorry for everyone in her life, she was sorry for her husband who loved her, her parents-in-law who believed her, and her poor son...

……

When people heard the more miserable cries in the room, they ran forward one after another.

But he saw the child named Shunxiang running frantically towards the city hospital next door with his mother who had drunk pesticide on her back...

And Jianguo was holding a bunch of unknown objects, also with his son. Running behind him were my father-in-law and mother-in-law. They cried and supported each other and ran at the end...

To the son, no matter what his mother did wrong or what she did not do wrong, she was still his mother. He is the dearest and dearest person in his life! For a husband, he must not lose his beloved wife. The father-in-law and mother-in-law are even more inseparable from this smart and capable daughter-in-law...

They are all a family...

What is incomprehensible is Yanling's natal family. After they received the call, they delayed until the patient was out of danger before rushing over...

Moreover, what Yan Ling's parents said was that the married daughter had thrown water. Her parents worked hard to raise her, but she wanted to bend her elbows outward to help others deal with her parents...

People in the community were talking about it, saying that they would be the principal for a few days at a loss. people! This is how they raise children! These people have no family affection in their hearts, only money and children and grandchildren. The daughter is just a tool for them to make money!

That’s why today’s Voldemort exists!

I know a Fudimo who is my former female colleague. You can’t imagine how stupid she is. The ending is naturally the most stupid result for her.

Her husband is very rich and is the deputy general manager of the company. He looks good on the surface and is generous in his work.

They had been married for seven years before her younger brother got married. Her younger brother was quite ordinary and had no ability. The 500,000 yuan gift when they got married was paid by her husband. The girl was beautiful and naturally worth the price.

500,000 yuan is just a betrothal gift, so if you want to get married, it is naturally impossible. The woman's family also requires money for a car and a house. How can such a beautiful daughter get married casually.

Her husband married her back without saying a word, and the garage was ready. The girl originally looked down upon her brother, because she married him just to have a good brother-in-law.

How good is her good brother-in-law? He actually rearranged her job and became a secretary in his office, which not only earned her a lot of leisure time, but also earned a lot of money.

Well, a year later, my sister-in-law became pregnant. My sister took my sister-in-law to her home and took good care of her, and my brother-in-law was even more caring.

Later, the child was born. He was a fat and white boy. She looked a little weird. The child didn't look much like her brother, but he looked a bit like her husband.

What now? Her husband is no longer her husband, but the husband of her sister-in-law. This is the end.

If you were a boy, your father and I would definitely not give all the money to your uncle. Aren’t you a girl? ! What money do you want! Lend it to your uncle, and he will pay it back when the time comes. This is what Liu Yanqing's mother said to her when she objected to her mother using all the family's savings to pay off her uncle's debt

Liu Yanqing, the only daughter of an ordinary family, The year before last year, her uncle said that his micro-business failed and he owed more than one million. At first, he secretly misappropriated money from the partnership company, but later he didn't find out and went to get the family's bankbook. Her aunt refused to touch the family's money. He was forced to divorce and asked Liu Yanqing's mother for money.

Liu Yanqing's family is just an ordinary family, how can they afford so much money? But her uncle said that if he didn't pay back the money, someone would find someone to hack him to death. Her mother got scared and wanted to destroy the family. All her savings over the years were used to pay off her uncle's debts. Liu Yanqing did not agree at the time because her parents were no longer young. What if they had no money for medical treatment in the future? Moreover, Liu Yanqing had only worked for a year and had little savings. As soon as Liu Yanqing said this, her mother directly threatened to beat her, saying that she did not care about her uncle's life. She also said: "If your uncle dies, you will not survive." "This is the first time Liu Yanqing has seen how serious her mother's problem is. Liu Yanqing's original intention is that you can help him, but you have to keep some for yourself, but her mother doesn't think so. Her mother thinks Liu Yanqing wants her uncle to To die, to sever the mother-daughter relationship with her.

But after spending all the family’s savings over the years to repay the debt, there was still a big gap, so her mother went out to borrow money from relatives in her own name. Later, she found that her uncle owed more and more money, and finally She found out that it wasn't more than one million at all, but about seven or eight hundred thousand in addition. Because the family really had no money, and her relatives had all borrowed it, her mother didn't give her uncle any more money.

Liu Yanqing went home during the National Day holiday, and her mother asked her to help return the items she bought on Taobao. Her mother did not know how to send logistics. When Liu Yanqing used her mother’s mobile phone to help return the goods, she discovered that her mother The chat records with her uncle pinned to the top of WeChat are all transfer records, which add up to more than 10,000 yuan each time. Her uncle always collects the money in seconds. Liu Yanqing is very angry and asks her mothers why they still pay every month. When sending money to her uncle, her mother said, "People ask him for payment every day, and she can't bear to see her brother so pitiful."

And this year, Liu Yanqing's uncle's son, Liu Yanqing's cousin, asked Liu Yanqing directly When her mother asked for a new mobile phone, Liu Yanqing was shocked. Now not only was her uncle sucking her mother's blood, but her cousin also learned it. At that time, Liu Yanqing's mother had just finished sending money to her uncle and had no money in her hand, so she asked Liu Yanqing to pay for it. The money was used to buy a mobile phone, but Liu Yanqing refused. In the end, Liu Yanqing's mother advanced her salary and bought a new mobile phone for her cousin with 3,000 yuan. However, Liu Yanqing's mother was still using a broken mobile phone from two years ago.

Someone will definitely ask, Liu Yanqing’s mother gave all the money to her uncle, but did her father not care? Yes, her father not only ignored it, but also supported her mother in giving all the family inheritance to her uncle. In the end, Liu Yanqing seemed to be the most ruthless person in the family.

Now Liu Yanqing is working in another city. I have already blocked my uncle and cousin's family and will not contact them again. My parents can just do it and cherish it.

Tell me one. My cousin's friend. Only 26 years old and unmarried. Her parents were civil servants, but because of her ultrasound, they changed from civil servants to temporary workers. She has a brother who is married and has children, and both husband and wife are civil servants. The whole family is chewing on this girl, who is also a civil servant. The reason is that because of her, her parents' income has decreased, resulting in a decrease in the subsidy their parents give to her brother, so the girl needs to compensate. This girl has been brainwashed since she was a child. After she started working, she paid for all the expenses for her brother’s children. Her sister-in-law directly sent her a Taobao link to buy. She saved her own money and bought an Audi A4, which was driven away by her sister-in-law.

My neighbor Shuxiang is the ultimate brother-supporting demon, and her younger brother Zhendong is just lying flat. Let me start by saying that Zhendong has been pampered by his parents since he was a child. He has stretched out his hands for clothes and opened his mouth for food. He has a bad temper and no one in the family dares to offend him. After his father retired, he went to work in a mine. Within a few days of work, he refused to obey the monitor's discipline and secretly punctured a few holes in the tires of the monitor's bicycle. From then on, he stopped going to work and refused to be persuaded by anyone. In fact, he He is very dignified at home, but timid outside. He is afraid that the monitor will fix him when he goes to work again. Besides, he is too lazy to work and doesn't want to go to work, so he lost his regular job. It feels good to stay at home and be supported by my father's pension. At this time, his sister Shuxiang also got married. Zhendong was still very picky because he had no job. He has not married and had children even at the age of 50.

A few years later, Zhendong’s father passed away, and his mother had no job. His sister Shuxiang gave the mother and son living expenses every month. He went out to work several times, for two months at most and several months at least. Tiandu was fired because he refused to work and refused to obey others. In the past twenty years, Zhendong rarely went out. He only chatted online and played games in his room. His old mother would cook and eat. He would eat, sleep, and surf the Internet every day. His sister Shuxiang worked hard two jobs a day to earn money to support her mother and younger brother. She had to provide living expenses for the mother and son every month, and was also responsible for buying him clothes, cigarettes, and paying the Internet fee. The most incredible thing is that Shuxiang did not pay pension insurance herself, but paid Zhendong pension insurance for flexible employment every year.

Shuxiang’s husband has always been dissatisfied with his younger brother Mo Shuxiang. He often quarreled and refused to give her his salary. Last year, Shuxiang's husband couldn't bear the support of his younger brother after his son got married, so he divorced Shuxiang.

Let me tell you something I have seen myself. During the reform and opening up, both my husband and younger brother were engaged in business. My husband only focused on selling clothes to make money, but my younger brother had more thoughts and projects, so he lost money. So I subsidized my younger brother, just to make up for it. 2-30 years later, I lost money selling clothes, and my brother had no money again, so he got divorced. What I didn’t expect was that my brother didn’t make any money, but he made a fortune through the connections he had made over the past few decades. He built a house for her, gave her two nieces dowry and He took all the money for his nephew's wedding and took him to do business

My mother also loves the children of my uncle's family very much. Fortunately, my uncle is in good condition and doesn't need help, otherwise my mother would also be a devil of helping her younger brother.

My uncle and aunt don’t like the boyfriend my cousin is looking for. They think the boy’s family is not well off and he has many brothers, and they are afraid that his daughter will be wronged. My mother followed suit and complained to me when she came home, asking me to persuade my cousin. She was afraid that she would have a hard time if she got married. The one who sighed and frowned, and those who didn't know thought it was her own daughter.

When I come here, my mother wants me to marry an illegitimate child whose mother was a mistress and was abandoned. She is old and immoral. She said that she had a house that had been there for 20 years and it was very good. After she got married, she would not have to worry about having a place to live. An illegitimate child, she said that he had many good conditions (actually he didn't have much money).

I am speechless. Are all the boys from normal families here dead? I'm neither a playboy nor a scumbag, but she thinks I only deserve an illegitimate child. I don’t know if she is insulting me or herself. Even if there is no laughing stock, we must create a laughing stock to make our neighbors laugh!

This one is crazy!

In order to pay off his younger brother's gambling debts, he borrowed loan sharks and embezzled public funds. He was fired and divorced. Now he left his hometown alone to work in a coastal city.

I suspect that my mother wants us to be brother-in-laws. My brother and his girlfriend don’t do anything, not even housework. They play games at home every day. My mother has prepared a house and a car. She also has hundreds of thousands on hand, but she often tells us that the wedding gift is not enough. She wants us to be ready to support, and she also wants us to give it directly to my brother in the form of gifts. She is so thoughtful, and she usually asks us to give Let’s not talk about my sister-in-law buying clothes. Each of them gave tens of thousands to my brother. Will he return the gift in the future? He has not given a red envelope in these years. My son and my two younger sisters’ children. Under the influence of my mother, he thinks that we You should spend money on him, why should I give them the money I have saved so hard to squander.

Let me also talk about my inner demons.

My mother, who is over 70 this year, is still working hard at short-term jobs. It was my mother who personally ruined our family’s happy life. Of course, my father doted on his wife too much and only focused on working hard...

When my father was young, he contracted construction projects in the 1980s. His family was in good condition. I had four uncles, and they had four small stone houses that could collapse at any time. Each had one room, and they gave birth to many children. I think my mother never wanted to get married. All the money she earned supported his family, built a house for his uncle, and married him. He squandered the money and built a house twice. My brother-in-law often comes to get money and things, and he is too lazy to cook. My third uncle took me with him. After a few years, he took control of the company and took away my family's project funds to start mining. My family has always been somewhat famous because we have a good father. My mother gave away everything that belonged to me and returned to a life of poverty and nothingness. The heart is still there. Because I was young, I cried, hated, and argued, but I never listened.

My biological mother is old now. We have known each other through many hardships. Who are her children? Who are her children? She passed her 70th birthday and sat there lonely, waiting for her family to wish her a birthday. , it was very helpless to end up like this, and her mother-in-law's family was speechless towards her.

My dear mother, you are so kind that you have ruined everything you have worked so hard for.

In the past, I had no contact with my maternal family, and I never paid filial piety until my death. I hated them to death, and I also hated my mother for letting my princess become a commoner. It is the poor mother who sees through life.

Now my mother is working hard and barely going to dig through the trash can. How sad, my old Voldemort. To compensate my two brothers and sisters. Helpless

I hate my uncle’s family as always, and there is no solution in this life. The team continues to expand, and my sister-in-law also hates them...