Kneel and beg for two or three jokes (preferably three) to give good points.

One day God said to three souls: Tell me who died the worst, and I will let him go to heaven and the other two go to hell.

The first soul said: I am the worst. I've never done anything bad. I'm just an artist in the air. The rope I brushed that day broke and I fell. But I'm lucky. I grabbed a window with my hand. I don't know which idiot hit me with a hammer, but I didn't die. I fell into the carport. Unfortunately, that idiot also dropped a refrigerator and I was killed.

The second soul said: I am the worst. Although I am a thief, my master saw me stealing for the first time. I couldn't hide in the refrigerator, so he threw me in, and I died like that.

The third soul said, I am the worst. I didn't do anything bad, except that one day I came home and saw a thief. I searched for a long time and found a hand by the window, so I hit it with a small hammer. He really survived and fell into the carport. I threw down the refrigerator and saw that he was finally dead. I was so happy that I died laughing. .........................

How's it going? I don't know if you have heard of it, hehe. ............