Where are the funny jokes?

There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana. The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "Giraffe Giraffe, why did you do something to hurt yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "The giraffe looked at the marijuana and the white rabbit, threw the marijuana behind her and followed the white rabbit in the forest. Later, they met an elephant ready to take cocaine. The white rabbit said to the elephant, "elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?" "Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together!" The elephant looked at the cocaine and the white rabbit, so he threw the cocaine behind him and ran in the forest with the white rabbit and giraffe. Later, they met a lion who was going to fight heroin. The white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why did you do something that hurt yourself?" Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "The lion looked at the syringe and the white rabbit, threw the syringe behind him and rushed over to beat the white rabbit. The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "why did you hit the white rabbit?" "It is so kind. It cares about our health and makes us close to nature." The lion said angrily, "This bastard rabbit drags me around the forest like an idiot every time he eats ecstasy." One day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore. One day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?" The boss said, "No", and the little white rabbit left. The next day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?" The boss said, "I told you, no!" " "The little white rabbit left. On the third day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?" "The boss is anxious:" How many times have I told you? ! Don't! ! ! If you bother again, I'll pull out all your teeth with tiger pliers! "The little white rabbit was frightened and ran away. On the fourth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have tiger pliers here?" "The boss said,"No.. "The little white rabbit asked," Well, do you have any carrots? ""The boss was really angry, took out the tiger pliers and pulled out all the teeth of the little white rabbit. On the fifth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have carrot juice here?" "The white rabbit and the big bear squatted under the tree and shit. Bear said to the white rabbit, although you white rabbits are good-looking, you are in trouble! You can tell when it's dirty. That's disgusting! The little white rabbit said, look at what you said! Isn't it? Bear said, yes! Bear said as he grabbed the white rabbit and wiped his ass. Wang Shuo's daughter is called Wang Bingbing. One day, when Wang Shuo came home, Wang Bingbing ran over and said, "Dad, Dad, I'll tell you a story." Wang Shuo said, "All right. Wang Bingbing said: One day, a very cute little white rabbit ran away in the big forest. Then he saw a little black rabbit and ran over to ask, "Brother Little Black Rabbit, Brother Little Black Rabbit, I got lost in the big forest. How can we get out of the big forest? " The little black rabbit asked, "Do you want to know? The little white rabbit said, "Yes." "The little black rabbit said," If you want to know, you have to make me comfortable first. "The little white rabbit can't help but make the little black rabbit comfortable. The little black rabbit then tells the little white rabbit how to get there. Knowing this, the little white rabbit kept skipping forward. Running and running, the little white rabbit got lost again and met a little gray rabbit. The little white rabbit ran over and asked, "Brother Grey Rabbit, Brother Grey Rabbit, I got lost in the big forest. How can we get out of the big forest? " Little grey rabbit asked, "Do you want to know? The little white rabbit said, "Yes." "The little grey rabbit said," If you want to know, you have to make me comfortable first. "The little white rabbit can't help but make the little gray rabbit comfortable. The little grey rabbit then tells the little white rabbit how to get there. The little white rabbit knew it and kept skipping forward. So, the white rabbit finally walked out of the big forest. At this time, the little white rabbit found herself pregnant. At this time, Wang Bingbing asked Wang Shuo, "Dad, guess what color the rabbit was born?" Wang Shuo said, "What color is it?" Wang Bingbing said, "Do you want to know?" Wang Shuo said, "Yes." Wang Bingbing said, "If you want to know, you have to make me comfortable first." Wang Shuo later said, "My buddy fainted when he heard it. "6 The white rabbit and the blind bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a jar. An elf came out of the pot and said that he could satisfy their three wishes. The blind bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish has come true. The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish has also come true. The blind bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish has come true again. The little white rabbit said, give it a bike. Its wish has come true again. The blind bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches! The little white rabbit got on the bike and said as he ran, turn this bear into a homosexual. ...