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There is a child, everyone says he is stupid, because if someone gives him 50 cents and 1 yuan coins at the same time, he always chooses 50 cents instead of 1 yuan. A man didn't believe me, so he took out two coins, one was 1 yuan and the other was 50 cents, and asked the child to choose one. As a result, the child really picked a 50 cent coin. The man felt very strange and asked the child, "Can't you see the value of a coin?" ? The child whispered, "If I choose 1 yuan, you won't play this game with me next time!" " ? This is the cleverness of that child. ? Indeed, if he chooses 1 yuan, no one will continue to play with him, and all he gets is 1 yuan! But he takes 50 cents and plays dumb, so the longer he plays dumb, the more he gets. Eventually he will get several times as much money as 1 yuan! ? Therefore, in real life, we might as well follow the example of that "silly boy"-get 50 points instead of 1 yuan! ? However, more people in society often have a kind of greed that they don't eat for nothing! I don't know that your greed not only harms the interests of others, but also makes others resent your greed. Maybe others can tolerate your behavior and don't care about your greed, but if you know enough, he will have a better impression and evaluation of you, so he is willing to continue his relationship with you. ? Alas, modern society is full of the following phenomena: interpersonal relationships are used up once, and business is earned once! I think I am smart to do so, but I don't know that I am cutting my own path! I don't want you to be so smart, but I hope you can always be as "stupid" as that child, because it will get you more rewards. ? 10 is fifty cents more, or 1 more? Do the math yourself! ? The insatiable desire constantly tempts people to pursue the highest enjoyment of material desires. However, the excessive pursuit of interests often leads people to lose the direction of life. Therefore, only when everything is enough can we grasp our own life direction. ? Several people are fishing on the shore, and several tourists are enjoying the sea view. I saw a fisherman's fishing rod lifted and caught a big fish, which was more than a foot long. After landing, he was still jumping. However, the fisherman stepped on the big fish with his foot, untied the hook in his mouth and threw the fish into the sea. ? The onlookers exclaimed that such a big fish could not satisfy him, which showed that the angler was ambitious. ? Just as everyone held their breath, the fisherman raised his fishing rod again. This time, he caught a foot-long fish, and the fisherman threw it into the sea without looking. ? The third time, the fisherman's fishing rod was raised again, only to see a small hook only a few inches long at the end of the fishing line. Everyone thought that the fish would definitely be put back, but the fisherman untied the fish and put it back in his fish basket carefully. ? Everyone was puzzled and asked the fisherman why he gave up the big one and took the small one. ? The fisherman replied, "Oh, because the biggest plate in my house is only one foot long, and too big fish can't be put in." ? In today's developed economy, there are fewer and fewer people like fishermen who give up the big and choose the small. On the contrary, there are more and more people who give up the small and take the big. ? As the saying goes, greed for perfection comes from the mouth. A good personality, such as a kind heart and a broad mind, is the basis of health and longevity. After all, being greedy for petty gains will suffer big losses. ? After the French evacuated from Moscow, a farmer and a businessman were looking for property in the street. They found a large pile of unburned wool, so they tied half of it on their backs. ? On their way home, they found some more cloth. The farmer threw away the heavy wool and chose some better cloth that he could carry. The greedy businessman picked up all the wool and surplus cloth left by the farmer. The heavy burden made him breathless and slow. ? Not far away, they found some silverware. The farmer threw away the cloth and picked up some better silverware on his back, but the merchant gave up because the wool and cloth were too heavy. ? Suddenly it rained heavily, and the wool and cloth on the hungry and cold businessmen were wet by the rain. He tripped and fell in the mud. But the farmer went home easily. He sold the silver tableware and became rich. ? The world is full of temptations, and wanting everything will kill you. If you should let it go, you will be relaxed and happy all your life. ? Greedy people are often easily confused by the superficial phenomena of things, and even difficult to extricate themselves. Things have changed, it's too late to regret! ? Once, a hunter caught a bird that only spoke 70 languages. ? "Let me go," said the bird. "I will give you three pieces of advice." ? "Tell me first," replied the hunter. "I swear I'll let you go." ? "The first piece of advice is," said the bird, "don't regret what you have done." ? "The second piece of advice is: If someone tells you something you think is impossible, don't believe it." ? "The third piece of advice is: When you can't climb, don't bother to climb." ? Then the bird said to the hunter, "It's time to let me go." The hunter released the bird as promised. ? After the bird flew, it landed on a big tree and shouted to the hunter, "You are so stupid. You let me go, but you didn't know there was a priceless pearl in my mouth. It is this pearl that makes me so smart. " ? The hunter is eager to catch the released bird again. He ran to the tree and began to climb it. But when he was halfway up, he fell and broke his leg. ? The bird laughed at him and shouted to him, "Idiot! You have forgotten all the suggestions I just told you. I told you not to regret once you did something, but you regretted letting me go. I tell you, if someone tells you something you think is impossible, don't believe it, but you believe that a bird like me will have a big pearl in its mouth. I told you, if you can't climb, don't force yourself to climb, but you chased me to climb this big tree and broke your leg. This proverb is about you: "for a wise man, a lesson is more profound than a hundred lashes for a fool." " '"? Say that finish, the bird flew away. ? People are often stupid because of greed, and they will do anything stupid. So you should have your own opinions and the ability to distinguish right from wrong at any time, and don't be confused by false phenomena. ?
Life motto: Greed is a stubborn disease, and people can easily become its slaves and become more and more greedy. People's desires are endless, and when they get a lot, they still expect more. People who are insatiable are deceiving themselves. Covetousness is the root of all evil. Greed can make people forget everything, even their own personality. Greed makes people lose their minds and do stupid things. Therefore, the attitude we should really adopt is: stay away from greed, enough is enough, and those who are satisfied will always be happy. ?
Excerpted from "100 philosophies that have made your life"
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