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Li Yunlong’s classic line...what the hell, fuck your sister, what are the original words?
Classic lines in "Drawing the Sword"
---- (to the soldier) What a fucking elite, I am fighting the elite!
---- (To the gunner) Damn you, you are a loser, why don’t you save your money? You dare to complain, be careful I will beat you!
---- (To Zhang Dabiao) You bastard, you are so sincere, I just want you to drink whatever you want, and you still drink it.
---- (Team Ding Wei) If a person is unlucky, his farts will hit his heels. Being the director of a piece of shit quilt and clothing factory, is that what a gentleman does? Doesn't this force Zhang Fei to embroider? You, Old Ding, just wait. If one day you get a quilt with mandarin ducks playing in the water, it will be embroidered by me, Old Li.
---- (People from the uniform factory said that without Minister Zhang’s approval note, they can’t make the decision to let Li take away the military uniforms) Did I let you make the decision? Two hundred sets of military uniforms were all put on for me.
---- (To the soldier) A wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat, and a dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit. When our independent group eats meat, it is when we meet a kid.
---- (To Zhao Gang) Here comes another white-faced scholar. If you don’t know how to drink, why are you in the independent group? Stop talking to me, I'm a rough guy, and I can't drive away the Japanese just by talking. I asked Deputy Commander Kong to do some side work. A group of horses came from Wanjia Town, and I asked the First Battalion to bring them back. Zhao Gang, stop selling me dog-skin plasters. When I was fighting in Hubei, Henan, and Anhui, where were you? You want me to get a gun and you want me to be a good boy, that's unreasonable.
---- (to Chen Geng) What are you doing, brigade commander, robbing! The first level of officialdom crushes people to death.
---- (To Zhao Gang and Sun Desheng) I exchanged five machine guns for this cavalry company commander. How you train is your business. Physical punishment is wrong, but kicking him in the butt is okay. Yes, yes, you have to do ideological work, and say to those stupid and disobedient soldiers, I beg you, brother, can I kneel down for you?
---- (To Minister Zhang) If I want a wife, I will trade my wife for fifty boxes of grenades. If you give me ten more boxes, I will get you a Japanese girl. .
---- (To Zhao Gang and Kong Jie) There are raging soldiers and raging generals in the nest. Our independent regiment can't get any meat to eat. It's just the fucking political commissar. Kong Er is stupid, what kind of intellectual do you pretend to be? You don’t know a single word in Dou Da. I don’t know if it’s one when the pole falls over. You pretend to be an elephant by inserting green onions into your pig’s nose.
---- (To the soldier) Let me tell you, Blind Man Cheng, that I taught him how to shoot a gun back then, and now I will teach him how to fight and let him learn how to stand on the hillside.
---- (To Zhao Gang) What a joke, I have fought hundreds of battles, big and small. Which one was won by culture? I beg you, Zhao Gang studied at a small radio station in Yanjing, specializing in complaining about my treachery!
---- (To Chu Yunfei) If a dignified man carries a female gun, it will be laughed at. I want a male one.
----Do you have donkey hair stuffed in your ears? I just said no fortifications are allowed, are you taking my words as fart? !
---- (To the soldier) We, political commissar Zhao, are like Confucius with a sword on his waist, and are both civil and military. I'm not selective about my food. I don't like too much, and I'm not happy when there's less. If I can't get anything, I'll be scolded. Of course, I don’t want everything. If you bring me a Japanese girl, I won’t want it.
---- (To the monk) Don’t I look like a boss? You kid is looking up at the sky with your buttocks turned up, you have no eyesight!
---- (To Chu Yunfei) Brother, you don’t know, I have recently expanded another battalion. If I return those equipment to you, my hundreds of men will have to carry wooden equipment. Go to fight with sticks.
---- (To the monk) Monk, you haven’t taken out the wine yet. I've seen it all. You secretly smuggled two bottles of Fenjiu wine and a whole roast chicken. You want to devour it for yourself. You're a monk.
---- (to the battalion commanders) There are so many people, when did so many people come out? It seems that your bones are hardened, and all of you have become a fucking rich man. .
---- (in front of Xiuqin's grave) Xiuqin, my parents, Li Yunlong, died young. I have no brothers, no sisters, and no relatives. But why do I feel that while you are lying here, half of my life, Li Yunlong, is also buried here.
---- (To Kong Jie) Don't say you are here to beg for mercy, even if the teacher comes to beg for mercy, I won't buy it. Killing for life and paying debts are the rules from ancient times. Let me tell you, Kong Erlengzi, I advise you to mind your own business. I am being polite to you. If it weren't for the sake of my old comrades, I would have dealt with your new second regiment as well.
----(To Zhao Gang) When you were hospitalized, I, Li Yunlong, lost three things. My wife was killed by the Japs, my brother who lived and died, his head was chopped off by the bandits, and besides, you, a political commissar who has been in a coma for twenty-three days, even if you put a stone in my chest, Li Yunlong, you should keep warm. Isn’t it? I am not made of iron, I also have a heart, I have a liver, and I also have feelings!
---- (To Zhao Gang) Why didn't you tell the whole team that I was demoted? I've lost my official position and you haven't allowed me to drink some wine. Are you going to let me live?
---- (to Zhao Gang) Monk Wei, what a good brother. He saved my life, but he was killed. Monk Wei died miserably, all because I, Li Yunlong, couldn't even protect his own brother. I'm so damn sorry, why did I send him to deliver the message? Monk Wei, I, Li Yunlong, can't help you. My brother... (Zhao Gang comforted him and asked him to go to the county seat) Where to go, to the county seat, why should I go to the county seat, not to go.
---- (To Duan Peng) Now I am studying while fighting. Let's not delay anything. When the Japanese devils are beaten away, I will graduate from college.
Duan Peng said: Leader, educated people speak civilly, but they don’t talk about me.
Li Yunlong: Fart, Chiang Kai-shek is a man of culture, and every mouthful is as good as a wife. Am I saying that I am uneducated?
---- (to Zhao Gang) Is it so serious? To put it bluntly, I, Lao Li, can't live without you. If another political commissar is brought in, if our temper is wrong and we can't pee in a pot, the troops will be lost, you know?
---- (To Zhao Gang) Why don’t I write you an IOU? You have a lot of miscellaneous people with these two thousand. I will capture them all in two days. I will return you the direct lineage and the authentic central government. military.
----(To Director Luo) Matchmaker? I think you, Director Luo, are more like a human trafficker.
---- (To Tian Yu) Think about it, I returned to the headquarters of the 2nd Division, I have to find my chair first. When I scanned it with my eyes, I discovered this chair first, right? I took a look, what was on this chair? It was a butt sitting on it, and when I looked up, it was a face. But that face has nothing to do with the chair. Only the butt has anything to do with the chair, right? ...Why is butt considered a dirty word? Who doesn't have that thing? You can't just have a neck under your legs.
---- (To Tian Yu) It’s too late, it’s time to use your brain, it’s too late and all the good men are gone.
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