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What happened to "a murder caused by a steamed bun"?
Director Chen Kaige was angry, the location was Berlin. Why was he angry? Because a netizen named Hu Ge made a spoof of his "The Promise" and made a short film called "A Murder Caused by a Steamed Bun". Through this short film, many viewers who were confused after watching "The Promise" finally understood the plot deeply, and a large number of viewers who had not watched "The Promise" had the urge to watch the movie. On the Internet, the download rate of "A Murderous Case Caused by a Steamed Bun" is even much higher than that of "The Promise" itself. So, Chen
became angry.
So, why is Director Chen in Berlin? Why is it announced to prosecute a Chinese citizen in the German capital? Because he was going to attend the Berlin Film Festival, where the grand European premiere of "The Promise" was arranged for him. Director Chen has been very busy recently. The box office of "The Promise" has exceeded 100 million, and his personal income tax calculations are making his scalp numb and his calculator smoking. Some time ago, I brought a film to the Cannes Film Festival in France, but it failed. Later, he said that he would enter the Oscars. When the nomination list came out, it was said that a Chinese director was nominated, but that person was named Ang Lee. Along the way, he started touring the country, then to France, and then to the United States. Finally, Germany, arrived in Germany, the golden bear is in sight. Busy, busy all the way.
So, we saw this scene: Director Chen angrily scolded Hu Ge in Berlin and said: "A person cannot be so shameless."
Director Chen's Chinese and his The movie is equally obscure and profound. I wonder what "such a point" is like? If it means being shameless enough to spoof "The Promise", I think it's very good, very interesting, and I like it very much. At least, in terms of entertainment, "A Murderous Case Caused by a Steamed Bun" is much better than "The Promise". Moreover, it perfectly explains why a steamed bun appears in a film with an investment of over 200 million.
If it refers to the distortion of the artwork that Director Chen worked so hard to create, which is very shameless, I think many bald viewers have something to say. During the screening of "The Promise," they suffered severe hair loss as they had to raise their hats again and again to pay homage to the classic. The yaks are running in herds, stand up and salute, for "The Lion King"; the light is lost, stand up and salute, for "Spider's Nest"; full of divine prophecies, stand up and salute, for "Faust" and "Oedipus the King". If I understand correctly, the so-called shameless people are people who look for ideas from a work and profit from it. But art masters are different. They take advantage of hundreds of schools of thought and use them for their own purposes.
There is no doubt that a huge gulf has long existed between audiences and artists. Taking Director Chen's "The Promise" as an example, in order to understand this work full of metaphors, the audience must be familiar with German poetic drama ("Faust"), Greek tragedy ("Oedipus the King"), Shakespeare's tragedy ( "Spider's Nest" was born out of "King Lear") and American cartoons. To understand "A Murder Caused by a Steamed Bun", all you need is simple life experience and a little sense of humor.
I personally feel that before an audience is required to spend 80 yuan of their hard-earned money to watch a blockbuster after a hard day's work, they need to go to the university's classical literature department for further study, otherwise they will not be able to Deep understanding of a movie, this behavior is very cruel. It is especially ironic that this blockbuster is also called a "commercial film". Commercial films are all made like this. I really don’t know what level of artistic films Chinese people can watch. Therefore, "Murder Case Caused by a Steamed Bun" is a film full of humane care. At the very least, its story is more complete and logical than "The Promise", and it does not force the audience to go to night school.
The person who created "A Murderous Case Caused by a Steamed Bun" was none other than Director Chen himself. If "The Promise" hadn't been so ridiculous, Hu Ge wouldn't have had so much room to play. If "The Promise" hadn't been so funny, Hu Ge wouldn't have been able to cause so much laughter, and no audience would have said that "A Murderous Case Caused by a Steamed Bun" was the genuine "The Promise." Frankly speaking, Director Chen should not sue, but should thank Hu Ge. There are probably many more people who want to watch the original film of "The Promise" after watching "Murderous Case Caused by a Steamed Bun" than those who decide to watch it after reading the movie reviews and trailers --- because they want to see how funny it is. .
With a box office of more than 100 million and a huge profit, the audience is not allowed to be disappointed? The audience has paid to sponsor the box office, but they are still not allowed to have fun? Even with such boring movies, the little "Murder Case Caused by a Steamed Bun" cannot tolerate its existence? If you have the ability to shoot a video that ranks first in downloads on the Internet, wouldn’t all your problems be solved? What happened to "The Murder Case Caused by a Steamed Bun" satirized "The Promise"? Haven’t you always said that the quality of Chinese audiences is low? So Cannes judges and Oscar judges are also of low quality? The judges at this Berlin Film Festival must be of high quality?
It was a beautiful thing. Director Chen touched Xiao Hu’s head and everyone just laughed it off. If the dispute reaches the point of going to court, who will be embarrassed? If Hu Ge is sentenced, I will be the first to donate. Because at least he is interesting, at least his job is interesting. At least it’s not tiring to watch his movies after a tiring day! Between Hu Ge and Chen Kaige, I choose the former without hesitation. Chinese directors did not give the audience much joy, and few of them were interesting, so the audience had to go online to find their own entertainment. Being a master or not does not mean much to me. Gu Long said: Who said heroes are lonely? Our hero is joyful. Hu Ge is netizens’ own happy hero! To use judicial means to destroy a popular hero of joy is the most boring incident I have ever seen. I can’t tell whether Hu Ge is shameless or not, but you can’t be as boring as Chen Kaige!
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The mystery of this movie is not just simple. [The Steamed Bun Incident] There is another expert who sees the mystery behind more of the events. This expert is the author of "The Legend of Wukong", Mr. Jin Hezai. The following is quoted from Jiuzhou Blog column Jin Hezai's film review of Wuwu (PS: Do you want to understand The Promise? How can you understand The Promise without reading movie reviews? If you want to understand The Promise, just say so. I didn’t say you couldn’t watch it a hundred times.)
A good movie must be Watch The Promise a Hundred Times and Comment on The Promise
The Promise has to be watched a hundred times because no one who has seen it once can see what’s so good about this movie. Since I can't tell what's good about it after watching it once, and the filmmakers swear that it's a good movie, I have to conclude: you need to watch this movie a hundred times to know what's good about it. If you watch it ninety-nine times, you still think it's good. No, that's just because you haven't looked carefully enough. The director has to point out every shot and tell you what's good here?
At the beginning of the film, a homeless girl picked up a steamed bun from a dead soldier on the battlefield. Many novices laughed and asked why the soldier was holding a steamed bun in his hand while fighting. Look, the ignorance is revealed. The deep meaning here is to show the journey of Bei Gongzi Wu Huan (Nicholas Tse) from purity to darkness. In the beginning, Duke Bei was such a kind man. His soldiers went to the battlefield with no weapons but steamed buns in their hands! It was to deliver food to the people, but they were not understood. What they got in exchange for the steamed buns was cold knives, because no one believed that someone would go to the battlefield with only steamed buns without weapons! (Especially for newbies on the internet). The theme is profound, too profound. Combined with the reappearance of the steamed bun at the end of the film, the dark theme of the whole film: "People will never trust each other." was vividly expressed, and the audience joined the process of this performance art, because the audience also refused to believe Wuji. It's a good movie, but it's so tragic. What is a real tragedy? This is a tragedy. A real director not only expresses tragedy in the movie, but also makes all the viewers who watch the movie become a part of the tragedy! And the director himself is the real Duke of the North who is not believed by everyone: the tragic hero!
Okay, put away your tears and continue the explanation. The girl got the steamed bun from the dead man's hand. At this time, the lonely young Duke Bei happened to be walking on the battlefield in pain. What? Don't you see his pain? Of course it's painful, otherwise what's the reason for a noble child wearing armor and walking alone on a battlefield full of dead people? Would a real director do such a nonsensical thing? Of course, there is a profound background. It can only be because the young Duke North failed to deliver food to the people and suffered a blow, so he wandered around the battlefield alone.
Then when he saw the little girl holding a steamed bun in her hand, he rushed over angrily and wanted to tell her that the steamed bun belonged to him!
But please note that Duke Bei is still smiling at this time. Why is he smiling? Because he was actually happy in his heart, because finally a little girl was willing to eat his steamed buns, which meant that finally someone was willing to believe in him. The young man saw hope in his heart, so he fell in love with this little girl who was willing to eat his steamed buns, because She was the only one willing to believe him.
But at this time the screenwriter’s brilliance appeared, and tragedy struck. The little girl deceived the pure and kind-hearted Xiao Bei Duke. She knocked him out and ran away! Audiences, you may understand the pain, confusion and struggle in the heart of Xiao Bei Duke after he woke up. A child has to bear such a huge tragedy, and no one is willing to believe that his soldiers will give people steamed buns! Even the person he loved was for a steamed bun. From then on, his psychology began to change. He no longer trusted anyone. What a reasonable arrangement. By the end of the movie, watching Duke Bei tearfully raise the steamed bun to the girl again, Who can help but shed tears? (Except for those noobs who watched the movie and saw it go up their noses!)
Okay, I just talked about the childhood trauma history of Duke Xiaobei. In the blink of an eye, twenty years later, Flower General Hiroyuki Sanada led the bright red Flower Army and held up the bright red Flower Flag to suppress the swarthy cow dung bandits. The use of color here is commendable. The positions between the enemy and the enemy are absolutely clear, and the red Flower Army has a straight line. The scene of rushing into the black cow dung army has profoundly highlighted the grand theme of this movie: "Love is the process of inserting a flower into cow dung." Oh, that's awesome. Pay attention to the fact that there are so many people in the camera. Cow, what do so many flowers represent? You idiots who watch movies without any brains!
Then the general saw the sturdy slave Zhang Dongjian during the battle and fell in love with him at first sight. This is the director's deep meaning. Idiots will not understand it and will only curse. Please look at the wonderful details here: the red arrow piercing the beef before the war is actually a metaphor that Qiu Yute's arrow pierced the heart of the general at that time. This detail is so wonderful, wonderful, and wonderful. It’s so vivid, I’m so impressed, it’s so awesome. After the war, the general abandoned the army and went after Zhang Dongjian alone, and then asked him to belong to him and stay with him forever without any reason. Without using a single extra line, the loneliness and pride of Sanada Hiroyuki to Zhang Dongjian was expressed Love is vividly portrayed. But Zhang Dongjian doesn't understand romance and gives in just to have meat to eat. One is deeply in love, and the other is just for material gain. The tone of love tragedy is laid here. Don’t you see it? Don’t you understand? If you don’t understand, just curse. BS. Those of you who think you understand it after just watching Wuji once. You should watch Wuji at least a hundred times! A hundred times!
Then after General Sanada heard the news that the royal city was besieged by the ambitious Nicholas Tse, everyone was shocked to abandon the army and only rushed to the royal city with Zhang. This plot that goes against common sense illustrates What? Stupid people cannot understand the deeper meaning here. Of course Sanada wants to be alone with Zhang Dongjian. He firmly believes that Zhang will really fall in love with him one day. He deliberately took Zhang into Gaoliang Field and lied to him that he was lost. What a Sanada, how could a general not even know how to walk back to his own capital? Of course it was intentional. I was impressed by the writing skills. But at this time, Xiaoqian, played by Chen Hong, came out to disrupt the situation and seduced the general Sanada. Sanada pretended to be flattering but actually had a sharp sword in his hand. If you go forward, I will kill you. He tactfully expressed that I will not do it for you. Beauty betrays Xiao Zhang. Everyone must read it carefully a hundred times and pay attention to every movement of the general in order to understand the true meaning of this paragraph. The acting school is the acting school. Remember, it must take time to read this one hundred times. Money can't be seen clearly in a movie theater or on a pirated disc.
Xiaoqian couldn't see the general, and became angry and said: Anyone who disobeys me will have a bad end. You will lose everything you have (of course, including the person you truly love). The general will not do anything for you. Surrendered, do not believe in fate. But fate soon came to play a trick on Sanada and Zhang, the star-crossed lovers. The flower-picking thief Ghost Wolf Liu Ye appeared and wanted to rape the flower general, but Zhang appeared just in time (in fact, he didn't go far at all, and had been hiding behind Observe in the dark whether the general is really loyal, otherwise why would he appear in such a precise second? Those who know how to curse without paying attention to the profound hints of the movie should watch it a hundred times to make up for it).
When Ghost Wolf saw Zhang, he immediately realized that this was the person he had been looking for, didn't he? Those of you who have watched the movie speak your mind, isn’t that true? Look carefully at Liu Ye's eyes at that time (a hundred times, a hundred times), listen to his trembling voice (a hundred times, a hundred times), and then run away regardless of the consequences of not killing the general. If it weren't for the dark-eyed flower picker who suddenly understood the true love of life, what reason would he have for not killing the general before leaving? Those who don’t see the true meaning here should read it a hundred times, a hundred times.
Then the general was injured and could not walk, so he had to let Zhang put on his flowered helmet and pretend to be him to rescue the king from the North Duke. No, it was not the king, it was the king. Remember, the king and the king are different. Yes, just "king" represents temperament and elegance, and "king" reminds people of Huaguo Mountain. Please be sure to recite in standard Japanese Mandarin: "King, please..." to learn the elegant aristocratic vocabulary and pronunciation. If you look at the movie, only slaves and barbarians speak Beijing dialect, and the little demon king of the cow devil who says "Why are all the cows back?" speaks Northeastern dialect!
Okay, that’s it. Zhang Dongjian broke into the palace wearing a flower armor and a gold mask. He only saw the girl Qingcheng selling clothes from a high place. "Do you want to know what is under this robe? Please send a text message to 223345. There are currently 235443 votes for the corn color and 2345345 for the Doraemon color. Tickets." The audience below: "Damn, you have taken off more than 100 pieces, and you have taken off more than 100 pieces for two weeks. We have to watch the ending directly!"
At this time our king, please pay attention, your voice must be pure, king. Wang used his pure Dongfang Bubai voice to chase the girl Qingcheng who was illegally setting up a pornographic performance with a sword. At this time, Zhang Dongjian rushed to the horse: "I'm late. I'm late. Everyone, please give way. Where did you take off your clothes? I'm a VIP. Ticket." When the soldiers of the North Duke saw that he really had a VIP ticket, they very politely moved out of the way and let him go directly to the front row. The profound meaning here was to once again show how educated and moral the soldiers of the North Duke were. soldiers, otherwise no matter what VIP ticket you have, there are two to three thousand people waiting in line in front of you. If you want to jump in line, just jump in line.
Because before coming, General Sanada told Zhang Dongjian that the one without a weapon in his hand is the king. Note, the general said this on purpose! , otherwise how could there be a movie where a character is so idiotic and says that the one without a weapon in his hand is the king? Of course, it can only be intentional. (Thinking again of the lines of The Broken Sword of the Hero, it once again proves that the heroes of Chinese movies have the same heart and mind.)
So because of the general’s clever arrangement, because Xiaoqian said that the owner of the flower helmet He knew how to kill the king. In order to escape his fate, he asked Zhang to wear a flower helmet and go for him. Then he deliberately lied to him that the one without the weapon was the king. This was because Zhang didn't know who the king was, so he wouldn't kill Li. What's more, Needless to say Zhao. But the handwriting of the tragedy master once again appeared. Fate, what is fate? As soon as you look at the beginning, you can guess the ending. This is fate. What a tragedy. We admire you, the masters of Chinese tragic films, the masters of Chinese tragic films.
So Zhang killed Wang immediately, and the girl Qingcheng immediately fell in love with Zhang, but Duke Bei's young heart was hurt again. Because Duke Bei not only loves and hates the girl Qingcheng who tramples his innocent childhood feelings and beautiful face under his feet, but also admires the general Sanada very much. Isn't it? He said it himself. As soon as Duke Hazhen saw Sanada coming in, he was like Corn seeing Chunchun, but Chunchun didn't even look at him and directly took the super-feminine host Qingcheng away. Duke North was so hurt, He only has one word, chase. Chasing to the end of the earth, he asked sadly: "Are you really just for this woman?" Chunchun, no, Zhang Dongjian said: "Yes, you let her go."
At the same time, he looked at his own The pain of two lovers hugging each other made Xiaobei lose his mind and said with anger: "I don't believe that General Huahua would give up so much for a woman (note the subtext: a woman? If you don't understand, watch it a hundred times again) A hundred times), you jump from here and I will let him go.”
As a result, Zhang Dongjian thought to himself, Damn, who am I? I am Superman! You won't die even if you jump. So he jumped down. Duke Bei was very sad: He would rather die than look at me one more time... So he developed extremely complicated feelings for his lover and rival Qingcheng. He wanted to possess her, but also hated her. He hoped that she would be with her. General Huang.
Everyone, pay attention to the details of the actors' performances here. You won't be able to see Duke Bei's extremely complicated and contradictory emotions without watching it a hundred times. This is acting.
Then on the other side, the general was once again forced to marry by Xiaoqian. The general was loyal and loyal: "Monster! My great disciple Sun Wukong is coming, so give up!" Xiaoqian was frightened. She broke down and ran away. Later, the director searched for her everywhere and she refused to come out again. As a result, the fairy summary report at the end of the film was not filmed and only the two people were promoted to immortals.
The general found Sun Wukong, no, it was Zhang Dongjian. Everyone took off their belts and changed their identities. The general went to find the girl Qingcheng and pretended to be himself and had a one-night stand with her. Qingcheng was about to leave the next day, but the general tried to save his face and gave her a horse. He also drove Zhang Dongjian away because he found that Zhang Dongjian also fell in love with Qingcheng and couldn't bear it.
Zhang Liuluo met Ghost Wolf, who taught him the secret formula of time and space movement, abbreviated as "Paraparamitana", its full name is: "You cannot see the true speed, just like the surging wind and clouds and the sunset. , just like you don’t know when the leaves will turn yellow, you don’t know when your child will grow his first tooth, you don’t know when you will fall in love with someone. You are not running, you are running away. If you want to run, just run away. You must learn what true desire is."
Zhang Dongjian rushed back to his lover excitedly and told him this affectionate confession. The general was waiting for him hard to see if he would come back. Pretending to be indifferent, in fact my heart is already happy and cheerful. After hearing this confession, the general's psychological defense finally collapsed. He ran to the balcony and vomited wildly. He cried and said: "The sun is about to set." The profound meaning of this line is: "What are you standing downstairs waiting for?" "?"
Zhang Dongjian understood, excitedly carried his lover on his back, and ran towards the distance of happiness. Please note: this is the most romantic and touching love climax in the whole drama! Anyone who dares to say otherwise is simply ignoring the hard work of the photographers, musicians, and stuntmen. The most dedicated and devoted part of the entire film is obviously this section! Only an idiot can't see it!
Beautiful scenery, magnificent music, Zhang ran wildly, while looking back and smiling at the general on his back. Seeing this, the audience in the cinema could no longer bear it, and picked up the Paper towels rush to the bathroom. Only a few nervous noobs are still sitting in the theater waiting to see what happens next.
It would be great if the story could end here. What a perfect love epic this would be. It will surpass Happy Together and Lan Yu in one fell swoop, establishing its position as the master in one fell swoop. No one will be able to surpass it in the next hundred years. However, the director's ambition is reflected here. What he wants to tell is not just how to plant the flower of love, but also a deeper theme, that is: what happens when flowers are planted in cow dung!
So we saw the plot take a turn for the worse, a unique and unexpected twist, and the most exquisite part of the film: when the two people in love were running, they suddenly found Qingcheng appearing in front of them! Oh my God! At that time, the hearts of the three people instantly turned 1,628 times, and their eyes exchanged 64,321 times. If you don’t believe it, please slow down the disc and watch it 10,000 times to understand this movie. Where did all the 300 million yuan go? It was just 0.01 seconds when these three people met. It took a full two and a half years to film. Also note: Pirated discs cannot be viewed.
The psychology of the three of us at that time:
Zhang Dongjian: Why did she stop the two of us on our way to happiness? Why! Could it be that she still has some interest in me?
Qingcheng: These two worthless guys agreed to break up at dawn, but they still chased each other. Could it be that they felt heartbroken after giving me a horse?
General: Why? Why is he chasing the other while carrying one on his back? Oh my god? If there are flowers, how can there be a beautiful city?
The reactions of the three people afterwards were truly amazing! The three people's quick wits were shown to the extreme!
The general immediately ran to Qingcheng and said: How dare you not come back to me? (Subtext: I can’t get the one I love, and I won’t let you get it either! Humph!).
Qingcheng hugged the general and then looked at Zhang Dongjian. (Subtext: Be jealous, be impatient, you deserve it. Who makes you greedy to chase one and carry the other.)
Zhang Dongjian looked at the two of them blankly. (Subtext: If you dare to make love for a long time, why don’t you have nothing to do with me?)
Well, if you ask the world what love is, you can teach people and gods how to do it. There are so many clues and details here, how can one explain it clearly with just one jumbled word? If Kurosawa was still alive, he would have burned the film and never dared to claim to be a director again.
Then the three returned to their little world together and began a happy life as a family of three. but! How could a great screenwriter give a movie such a mediocre ending. So, his sissy subordinate who has a crush on the General comes to find him? What? Didn't you see that he was a sissy? Didn't you see that he had a crush on the general? Oh my god, are today's audiences so imbecile? I really feel that the director's hard work is not worth it. Otherwise, why would the general act like that? Why? Can you explain? Could it be that a great director would let his actors play an inexplicable image for no apparent reason?
The subordinates brought the news that Duke Bei committed suicide for love, and the general decided to see him for the last time. Here, the dubbing of the movie lines was shamelessly modified, "Duke Bei was caught, We know the truth of the matter." The original version is clearly "Duke Bei hanged himself! His last wish is for you to see him for the last time." This can explain the general's emotion when he saw Duke Bei's token, the golden finger. She was anxious to see Duke Bei for the last time, so Qingcheng's reaction would be so intense. Otherwise, what reason would she have for not going with the general? Just because his husband was rehabilitated and returned to work? You ask any woman, is this true? No great director could be so nonsensical. So of course it was because she would never let the general return to Duke North, even if her love rival was dead! Novices, you understand this time! Are you blushing at the ignorant and fearless comments you posted online?
So the general hurried back to the royal city and saw Duke Bei, who had been hanging on a beam for seven days and had not yet died. Duke Bei forced his eyes open and said happily: I know you will come back, I know you will not give up on me for a woman. The general is moved. Duke Bei suddenly changed his voice and said: So I want you to stay with me forever! (For those of you who discovered that the dubbing of the movie was wrong, you must have watched the deleted version. How much sacrifices did the directors make to prevent this movie from being classified as inappropriate for children? Just like the Three Kingdoms historical blockbuster "Lu Bu and Diao Chan", the dubbing can be changed. It completely turned into another fantasy film "Butterfly Dance in the World". Chinese film and television is so magical. It can still look the same even if the lines and names are completely different.)
Then Xiaobei made Da. The general was placed under house arrest by his side. At this time, thousands of miles away, Qingcheng hugged Zhang and said, "Actually, I love you. I wish the general and Xiaobei eternal happiness." The original lines of this paragraph were re-dubbed during dubbing. It was shamelessly edited. Otherwise, why would General Qingcheng love hug Zhang? And with Zhang's speed, if Qingcheng asked him to find the general before being captured, Zhang arrived at the royal city later than Qingcheng. Is it possible for a great director to make such a mistake? Of course, it is all due to the dubbing done by the shameless distribution unit, which ruined a great love tragedy and made the movie incomprehensible. It is really sad. In the future, everyone must listen to the original Japanese dubbing.
Then the ghost wolf, who was deeply in love with Zhang, went to seize the Saint Cloth of the Flower Seat for Zhang, but he and Zhang were both captured. Duke Bei asked shamelessly: "What do you choose, should you be naked or he be naked?" For the sake of love, Ghost Wolf endured the humiliation and hugged Zhang affectionately before taking off his clothes. But in order to preserve his chastity, he ignited the explosive bag hidden in his clothes and burned himself to death. His deeds were recorded in Chapter 19 of the Biography of the Heroic Man. It's not a blunt reason like the one in the deleted movie where clothes will explode when you take off your clothes. At first glance, it looks like it was forced to change by an uneducated distributor later on.
Well, the climax of the movie has finally arrived. The general was put on trial. Zhang insidiously hinted that it was he who was the hero who saved Qingcheng at that time. He was not trying to save the general, because it turned out that the trial was a joke. , the general was acquitted, but still had to die, but this scene was not in vain. The reason for this scene was to deeply reflect the hypocrisy of Japanese law and the capitalist jury system and the fact that it is controlled by a small number of consortiums.
Okay, this time the climax of the movie has really arrived. The four protagonists came to a small courtyard, three of them were tied up and one was standing. Duke Bei said in pain, which one of you should I choose? I like you all. The three of them were waiting nervously for his choice. Finally, he reached out to Qingcheng with the steamed bun in his hand. He shed tears and told Qingcheng how that steamed bun destroyed his childhood faith. The reason why he became a big villain was entirely the fault of this steamed bun. The fault was that he made the steamed bun too hard. The tragedy that followed happened after Yu Qingcheng couldn't take the first bite. The summary is: Never believe that the steamed buns in anyone’s hands are soft.
At this time, the hanging general cried loudly and said: "I am touched by you." Everyone has seen the testimony, and this is what he said. The general expressed that he fell in love with Duke Bei again, so Duke Bei let him go. Don't be fooled by the Chinese dubbing version. In the Chinese dubbing version, the general said he was willing to be a slave, but he was not from Scud country and had to wear that robe. It should also be worn by Zhang, and how could Duke Bei be stupid enough to hang a sword on his robe if he was just a slave? Would a great director make such a mistake? So of course it's the fault of the Chinese dubbing version, at least the Arabic version is very faithful. If you have a chance, you can go to West Asia and watch The Promise again.
So in fact, Duke Bei let him go because he believed in the general's feelings, and he was not careful that he would draw his sword at each other. The two fought for love, and finally the general tied Bei with a rope. Duke Bei pointed at Qingcheng with a knife and said: "If you want to kill the person who loves you, I will also kill the person you love." In the end, the two agreed to let go at the same time, but in the end they decided because neither of them believed it. Whoever took action, the general died in the arms of Duke Bei, and the theme of love was once again sublimated: love means distrusting each other, tossing and hurting each other.
The big secret to be revealed at this time is that there was originally a ten-minute scene of the final battle between Duke North and the protagonist Jang Dong Gun, and then suddenly the producer shouted: "Hurry up, there is no money! The film is still enough to last ten seconds." Everyone was anxious, so they quickly cut through the mess. Everyone calculated the final battle between the leading actor and the leading villain, and it turned out that it did not last more than ten seconds. Historically known as: The most exciting battle in history.
Then in the urging voice: Zhang grabbed Qingcheng and flew away.
At this time, the goddess Xiaoqian arrived: "Oh no, no, no, I still have a half-hour summary scene. I forgot to count enough film." But it was too late, the film arrived. At the end, there is only enough space to list the cast, and this huge masterpiece comes to a clean and neat end, marking a perfect ellipsis.
Writing this, my heart is filled with emotion. Wake up, Chinese moviegoers! Let us sing for the movie together:
“On a quiet night a hundred years ago, in a dull country, the sound of filming shocked the quiet night. Chinese movies were born. How many years and how many generations have passed? , how many generations and how many years, dragon, dragon, keep your eyes open forever"
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