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Why did the internal policy of Xiongnu after the siege of the Western Han Dynasty and Deng Bai bring this matter up again in the period of Emperor Hui of Han Dynasty?

You, three years, Chun, and Xiongnu.

In the third year of Emperor Hui of Han Dynasty (192 BC), in the spring, the Han Dynasty married the Huns.

A little puzzling, isn't it? Since the siege of Deng Bai, the Western Han Dynasty and Xiongnu have been pursuing an internal policy of pro-marriage. Why did they bring this matter up again during the reign of Emperor Hui of Han Dynasty?

Because the conflict between Xiongnu and Han Dynasty has always existed, intimacy is only an internal affair, and it is only a temporary war in exchange for gold and silver treasures and women. So the temper of this war must be weak.

Liu Bang, the Emperor Gaozu who could really fight, has been gone for three years.

When the cowardly Han drugged himself with wine and color for three years;

Lv Hou, who is good at tossing, worked outside the dynasty for three years;

Then the weak balance between the Xiongnu and the Western Han Dynasty at both ends of the seesaw will be quietly broken, and the balance will obviously tilt to the Xiongnu side.

Therefore, under this prospect, Lv Hou received unique training in internal affairs, emotional intelligence and calculation, and the author was an old friend of the Han Dynasty: Maodun.

(The picture above shows the grassland scenery)

Modu chanyu wanted to do something, so he wrote a letter to Lv Hou without scruple. Now we will extract the full text of this letter as follows:

"Prince Orphan, born in Juze, grew up in cattle and horses in Ye Ping, and is willing to go to China. Your majesty is independent and lives alone. If the two hosts are unhappy, they have nothing to worry about, but they are willing to do everything and they have nothing to lose. " -The story of the Huns quoted in Hanshu.

This is an extremely wonderful internal affairs letter. Throughout thousands of years of history, it is unique and needs translation and annotation.

I am a lonely king. I was born in a barren land, and grew up on the grassland where horses and cattle were herded in Ye Ping.

Because I am lonely, because the place where I was born and raised is too wasteland, so I have been to the territory of the Han Dynasty several times, and I really want to take a walk on the land of China.

Your Majesty Lv Hou, you are just like me now. After Liu Bang left, you also lived in seclusion, and we both lived in seclusion.

You and I are both kings of a country, but we both want to live in seclusion, which is boring and not fun, so I initiate: use all my tools to make up for the tools you don't have, so that we are all happy.

Modu chanyu made it clear that this is an internal affair, which is obviously a naked provocation.

(Grassland scenery)

Lv Hou is angry.

Fan Kuai began to show off again: "Give me 100,000 chosen men and I will sweep the Huns".

Lu Bu made the finishing point: "People like Fan Kuai should be beheaded. In the past, when Emperor Gaozu was trapped, General Fan was a general. In the past, 300,000 heroes could not break through the encirclement. Now, it is ridiculous to lead 654.38+ 10,000 elite soldiers to sweep the Huns. This is cheating and lying. If this letter from the Huns gives us a sigh of relief, then we are in the middle of the Huns' plot. "

(grass on the grassland)

Many hours of work are really not that huge, and those parties can't ignore their ideals and see through the true colors of their work.

Lv Hou was suddenly enlightened, wrote a book, and rashly replied: "Young people are weak, their teeth are degraded, their pace is different, they are only listening, and they lack self-pollution."

-I'm young, my teeth and hair are broken, and I have trouble walking, and I'm nothing. I can't believe those false rumors, so don't pollute yourself! "

Perhaps it was persuaded by the handwritten note, perhaps because of many other fears and respects to the Han Dynasty. After receiving the letter, Khan kept his motivation to make trouble and returned to the road of intimacy.

(dead branches in the evening)

Tired of watching it, send a joke to make you happy and relaxed.

University military training

A university dug holes everywhere because of laying cables. One day, a classmate from another school came to play. First he saw pits everywhere, and then he saw rows of students in military uniforms training. He couldn't help sighing loudly: "The military training in this school is really formal, and so many trenches have been dug."