What is the line of Ma Zhiming's cross talk "Mahjong Night"? Send it.

A: Well, that's enough.

B: Is there enough manpower? It's our turn to come this time.

A: Come on! Just run a few laps.

B: Everyone will see it as soon as we stop here!

A: The location is very clear.

B: Alas.

A: He is the first family, and I am the second family.

B: Our art is just four words.

A: Yes! Four words!

B: Learn to speak with Doby.

A: No, it's cheating.

B: Let's go! Take a walk outside!

A: What's the matter? What happened? It doesn't matter if I'm wrong! Let's study! Don't be like this! Look at them staring like two cakes!

B: Did you fall into the mahjong pile? This is cross talk.

A: Crosstalk?

B: Alas.

A: I don't like listening. I don't listen to cross talk. Just playing mahjong.

B: Come here to play mahjong?

A: Alas.

B: find someone else.

A: Find someone else? Have a plenty of people, there are several in our finance department! Want to come? Come at once

B: Whatever you say?

A: Of course!

Hmm.

A: I am older than them! They are all novices in the arena.

B: A rookie in the arena?

A: Alas.

B: Who's there?

A: Lao Hong, the salesman.

B: Lao Hong?

A: Yes.

B: What's your name?

A: Red China.

B: Is there anyone by that name?

A: A rookie in the arena. Lao Hong's code name is "Hong Zhong".

Oh, code name?

A: Code name.

B: just to save trouble.

A: Right, right, right, right.

B: Who else?

A: There is a statistician.

B: Huh?

A: Lao Bai!

Where is the whiteboard?

Well, you know what?

B: Ah.

A: "Whiteboard", right, right, "Whiteboard".

B: Where else?

A: There is another woman!

B: Oh.

A: Cashier "Xiaoyao"!

B: It must be Yao Chicken! Okay, okay, okay.

Do you know that?/You know what? How many people are there?

B: Three people!

A: Ah.

B: Ah, counting the four of you is just right.

Oh, no, no.

B: why is that?

A: It needs to be richer.

B: what about wealth?

A: Alas! There's another one!

B: Who else?

A: Lao Kan, who has been seconded to our department to help.

Oh, is that Kan?

A: Yes.

What is his code name?

A: "card file"!

B: Hey! They all have code names!

A: All of them!

What's your code name?

A: Alas! I'm the head of the finance department. Can you give me a code name? My official title is code name.

So, what's your name?

A: My surname is Ma.

B: Oh, Manager Ma.

No, Director Ma.

B: "mahjong section chief"? !

Oh, right, right, right. Isn't this a group of five?

Ah, yes, yes.

I win four cards every time I play cards.

B: Yes.

A: What about that? Take a day off.

B: All right, rest backwards.

A: Well, resting backwards means resting backwards.

Hmm.

A: Well, I can't rest.

B: Why?

She is my assistant. When playing cards, she was at home and I was at home. I'll tell her what card I need. As soon as I give the signal, there is a signal. She punches in, and I eat and touch, which is easy to get confused!

Holding hands?

A: Cooperation, hmm.

B: Xiao Er has been sitting in your house?

A: Er (Yangping)!

B: Fixed seats?

A: Ah.

What are those two doing?

I'm the section chief! I'm in charge!

B: Mm-hmm!

A: OK, OK, OK! Stop showing off! How troublesome it is to keep moving seats! Xiaoyao, you are still sitting here.

B: just to cheat you.

A: Alas!

What is this little picture? What is this?

A: Alas! Small! Playing cards is a big addiction!

Hmm.

A: Do the math!

B: Huh?

A: Staring at the dawn. All three of us are tired, not sleepy!

That's not good.

A: Huh?

B: Several people can get together and play a few rounds.

A: Ah.

B: Where can I rent it for one night?

I'd love to!

Would you?

A: Ah.

B: Your wife doesn't care?

What does she care? That was last year.

B: Huh?

Whenever I play cards, she never stops nagging. Will you watch it again this year? She doesn't care if I play mahjong all day!

Does your wife agree?

A: Divorced me.

B: Never mind!

A: But that (coherent) "card file" won't work.

B: What?

A: "Ka Danger" is too weak and afraid of women.

Afraid ... can they be like you? !

It happened last Saturday.

Hmm.

A: Last Saturday, when I was getting off work, I told them to pick it up in my office after work.

B: "all"

A: "Hong Zhong" has been put forward. "Don't play. I must sleep today. My eyes hurt. "

Well, I stayed up playing mahjong.

A: As soon as Red China left.

B: Huh?

A: The "card file" was put forward again.

B: What?

A: "You have to go home and say something first." Nothing! I said, "Come on, come back and wait for you!" " "He's gone, three people are waiting for him, wasting time! This time is money! Efficiency is life! Well, don't you all advocate the "full-load mahjong method" now?

B: mahjong!

A: Ah.

B: full load working method!

A: Don't worry. I missed a few rounds waiting for him.

Well, every minute counts.

A: Not bad. He came back more than half an hour later.

Hmm.

I said, "Come on, come back? Hey, don't explain, don't explain, sit down quickly, we are still the same. I'll start from the village. The wind is twice as strong. Let's leave now. (Showing the dice) Five, five hands, let's go, eight, eight, five, one, three, four, two hands, don't stare blankly, grab the cards! Really! "

I want to drive, right?

A: What? Sixty thousand? Eat!

Can you handle it? !

A: Nine. Touch one!

Do you know Chinese?

You hit five cakes? Five cakes are mine. I listened!

Have you finished your meal?

A: why not give money?

B: Who cheated?

A: Huh?

What's the matter with you?

When I tell you I want to play cards, ignore me.

B: Hmm! (contemptuous tone)

I'm totally attracted! Others won't listen.

B: Ah!

A: Wow! God, I'm so lucky. That is the card I used. Alas, they are all "children"

Hmm.

A: Lian Hu! I have just played the "card stand" eight times and want to go home again.

B: Why did you go again?

Answer: Take money (dubbing scissors).

B: Huh?

A: Too little money is not enough to lose.

B: Do you bring money when you play mahjong?

What a waste of time! It doesn't matter. Who cares? Really!

Let me tell you something.

A: Huh?

B: Playing mahjong was originally a recreational activity.

A: Huh?

B: it's called gambling to move money!

How can we gamble? This is saving in another direction!

B: Nonsense!

A: The card stand is leaving?

Hmm.

I won't let you go!

B: That's right.

A: I said, "Alas, alas! Don't go! Don't go! Still waiting for you. How did this happen? No, no money? It's easy to do this! Lend you some!

You lent it to him?

Why should I lend it to him? Our finance department!

B: Ah.

There is a lot of money in the safe in that house!

B: What money?

A: Just employees of the whole factory. (Voice) The donation of 20,000 yuan to help the victims is in it!

B: Oh!

A: I said, "Give old Kolor 200 first, and then borrow it if you lose. Something to do! " Card file "You write an IOU, and I will write it after I stamp it for approval."

Did you write this old card?

A: Write it!

B: Oh.

A: I read it when I finished writing: "I borrowed 200 public funds today."

B: Huh?

A: You have to write down the reason for borrowing.

B: the reason is ready-made!

A: Huh?

I lost because I played mahjong.

A: Humble.

B: Borrow it. ...

What about the heckling?

B: Huh?

A: Can I borrow money for this reason?

B: What's the reason?

A: A little more!

How did you write it?

How did you write it?

Hmm.

A: Huh? Let's just say that your father is in hospital for surgery because of massive bleeding, and he needs money badly!

B: I said you were wicked, didn't I?

A: Write like this! Oh, come on, are you done? Finished writing? Ok, my seal is effective! Guy.

B: Just a moment, please.

A: Huh?

B: Wait a minute!

A: What?

B: You call this embezzlement!

A: Save it first! That's ... after that, "Xiaoyao" will give you this, (gesturing to pass the loan to Xiaoyao), and open the safe to get money for "Card Danger"! Go and come back. I'll grab your card first. All right! (Imitating Xiaoyao) Xiaoyao ran home with an iou. "Xiao Yao Er" is the most efficient! I walked away quickly and got the money back. That's really fast! I only used "9.78 seconds" before and after, just like Johnson!

B: this one is also doped!

A: If you have money, ok, keep playing! I just started playing cards. Today should be a bad day.

B: What?

I was surprised when someone suddenly came in. I thought we were gambling.

B: Who is it?

Let me see, Ka Tangier's wife!

B: Hmm.

A: I will punch the old card when I come in. I grabbed his ear and lifted it (Indy). "oh! Card file "!

And she knows that.

A: "you are really good! Hmm! You really lie without blinking! "

Tianjin people.

What did you say at home just now? Hmm? Work overtime tonight, file 136. You think this is a document? Isn't this 136 mahjong? Don't! "

B: Wow! What a clever lie they made up!

A: "You clap your heart and think about who you deserve, huh? ! Playing mahjong outside all day, without pay or housework, have you asked your children about their homework? Our "dice" study has been unable to keep up. "

B: Stop it!

Answer: "Long time no see ..."

B: Stop it, stop it. Why is this dice still learning?

A: Oh, the kid with the card stand is nicknamed Dice.

B: Oh! What's your name? What is this?

What a beautiful name! I gave up.

You gave it to me?

A: I gave it a name.

B: Are your children called dice, too?

A: I am a girl, so I can't be called "dice"!

B: What's your name?

A: It's called Huier.

B: Huier!

A: Well, I am really anxious when I look at my wife.

Hmm.

A: I have to convince you!

B: That's right.

A: "Alas!" I said, "Mrs. Kan! Mrs. Jane! Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Alas! Don't be angry! Don't be angry! Cass didn't criticize him to me. Would you please sit down, drink some water and have a rest? ! When these eight laps are finished, let's go home early! "

B: Still calling!

A: "It will be dawn after eight laps!"

Hmm.

A: "Don't give me that, alas! Cam. Say happy! How's this? Are you coming home with me or learning from your section chief? Simply cut a knife in two! "

This is an ultimatum.

A: To say that Lao Ka was almost scared and went with his wife.

Are you leaving?

A: Let's go!

B: Let's go. Very good!

A: Ah.

B: Stop playing.

A: What?

B: Stop playing!

A: Don't play?

B: Ah.

A: what if I don't play? !

B: There are three short positions and one short position.

A: I have to buy one if I can.

Who are you looking for in the middle of the night?

Who are you looking for? Alas (in voice)! The mailroom is on the night shift. And the boss Liu.

B: Boss Liu?

A: Ah, Boss Liu, he doesn't go to work during the day and doesn't come until it gets dark.

Oh, night shift.

A: Leave at first light.

B: Ah-ah.

A: He is short, with a small round head, a flat head, thin eyebrows and small eyes. He is always happy when he blinks.

B: Hehe, Boss Liu.

A: Boss Liu!

Can he play cards?

A: Oh! That's old mahjong!

B: Ah.

A: He has been with the Japanese since before liberation.

Look.

I heard that he also has a Japanese name.

B: What's your name?

A: This is called "inverted 36"!

What a mess! This is!

Just ask boss Liu!

Hmm.

A: I'll get him (cut off the sound)! I said, "Hey! Hey! Boss Liu! Laoliutou! " "What is it?" "Play two together? Do you want to play? " "ah! All right! I'm leaving! "

I promised to come.

A: Speaking of which, the sliding door came in. "Thank you! Thank you, thank you three! Thank you three! "

How can I thank you?

A: I said, "Boss Liu, why don't you sit in the" booth "seat? Ah, are we serious? How much money do you have in your waist? " "Me? I have no money, no, no, no money. "

B: No money?

A: "Oh, no money? Oh, it's simple. I'll lend you some. " "Don't, don't, don't borrow, don't borrow. Come and see. "

B: Are you here to see it?

A: I didn't know until I played mahjong.

B: What?

He doesn't need money.

B: Huh?

A: None of us is him. He won all our money before we played four laps.

B: I said thank you when I came in!

A: Wow, this old Liu boss is so proud!

Hmm.

A: Ah, getting angry while playing cards. How irritating! He bothers us by singing this.

B: What to sing?

A: "Everyone loses! Let's all lose! All three of you lose! "

B: Toshiba advertising!

His singing made me lose all my luck!

B: Hehe.

A: Watch this card.

Hmm.

A: Wow! Great! This is a slam card. All you need is a husband.

B: What's the difference?

A: We are still one "80,000" short.

B: Ask Xiao Er to call. Don't you have a password?

Give her a signal.

Hmm.

A: Continuous signaling.

B: Yes.

She ignored me, which made me angry! Wow! I glared at her.

Why are you staring at her?

A: Tell her to call "80,000" quickly.

Where is she?

A: "Xiao Yaoer" stared at her with her eyes. It's hard to say, but she sang to me.

Did you sing? What are you singing?

A: That's the (coherent) loess high slope.

Hmm.

A: (Singing) My family lives in the Loess Plateau. That's it.

B: What's the use?

A: No, it's this sound, not this word.

B: changed the words?

A: Yes.

How does she sing?

A: (singing) "Don't stare at me, section chief."

B: Huh?

A: "I haven't touched 80 thousand."

B: What card do you have?

A: "I am always in the northwest wind and southeast wind."

B: It's all useless.

A: "I can't help it this time, I can't help it-"

Oh, you can't get rid of it, can you?

A: She can't help it. It's up to me!

B: Ah-ah.

A: Me, let me "touch myself". How's this?

Hmm.

A: Hey, no.

Not yet?

A: What bad luck!

Hmm.

A: look at this again.

B: This one?

A: Hmm! (Grab the cards vigorously) (Sing "Nothing") "I've been waiting for a long time-"

B: This time?

A: "It hasn't reached 80,000."

Not exactly.

Answer: "But I have nothing in this pocket."

B: It's all gone.

A: "I hate my hands!" " "

B: It stinks!

A: "I hate that Mr. Head."

B: Why do you hate others?

Answer: "In order to get the money back, I fought with him all night, oh, oh, oh-(pointing to the table for cigarette butts)"

What are you doing?

Answer: "I'm looking for the tobacco leader-"(end of singing)

B: Smoking ... Oh! Have you ever smoked? !

A: keep it for now.

B: Really?

Just then, someone knocked at the door.

B: Who is it again?

Two policemen came in. "Stop it! Stop fighting! You four go to the public security bureau at once! "

B: This is a real lottery!

A: It's not just gambling.

B: Huh?

The police said just look at your safe.

B: Huh?

A: I ran to that room and looked, alas! It's killing me

B: What's the matter?

Answer: There is nothing in the safe except the "card file" where the loan is written.

When did you lose it?

When we played mahjong, the mailroom was empty. The thief climbed over the wall and opened the safe.

The safe is unlocked?

Can you leave it unlocked? Just now, "Xiaoyao" withdrew money and was firmly locked.

B: If it's locked, I can't open it.

The lock is locked, and I left my key on it.

B: it seems to be unlocked!

What should we do?

You are the finance section chief.

A: Ah.

B: Gambling and embezzlement are illegal!

A: Exactly! I'll take this iou. I watched carefully and was happy again.

What are you happy about?

A: Speaking of gambling, I admit it.

B: Ah.

A: It's none of my business to misappropriate public funds.

Why is this none of your business? You authorized the police.

Who said that?

You stamped the evidence.

A: I didn't stamp it when I was busy.

B: What's it for?

A: Whiteboard!

Hello!