Funny stories

A collection of funny stories

A collection of funny stories 1: God’s beloved

Disability and scars also have another interpretation , can be said to be bad luck, or it can be said to be a gift from God. It can be a reason for a person to give up on himself, or it can be an opportunity for a person to work hard.

Singal is the most famous software developer in India today. In India, he is synonymous with software development and wealth, and is also respected by society for his passion for charity and education.

However, perhaps no one believes that he is a disabled person with only two fingers on his right hand, and he dropped out of school several times because he was often bullied by his classmates when he was a child.

Nowadays, Zinger does not hide his disabled right hand. Whenever he gives a speech or in some formal occasions, he does not hide his disability deliberately, but always raises it frequently. Right hand, tell people, who of you can show the victory gesture faster than me?

His move, this another interpretation of the scars of disability, this optimism about life, is not only It moved every audience present and became a banner for Indian youths, especially the disabled, to strive for self-improvement and face their disabilities with optimism.

Countless times, Singer has told people his story.

He was born in a poor farmer's family in Manipur, northeastern India. As the only boy in the family, he was loved by his family after he was born. However, when he was two years old, something unfortunate happened. One day, when his sister took him to play on the street, they encountered a mad dog. The mad dog ran up to them and bit little Singer's right hand. Xinger cried desperately, and her sister fought hard to hit the mad dog with her fists. Later, the mad dog ran away, but the first three fingers of little Zinger's right hand were bitten off by the mad dog, leaving only the ring finger and little finger on his right hand.

When he was young, friends on the street laughed at his right hand. He gradually became afraid to stretch out his right hand and always habitually hid it behind his back or in the sleeves of his clothes in front of others. inside. After reaching school age, the situation becomes even worse. He became an outlier who was ridiculed by his classmates at school. He felt particularly embarrassed when some female classmates stared at his right hand. This also made his originally cheerful personality become shrinking and depressed, and his academic performance was naturally poor.

When he was in the third grade, he couldn't stand the ridicule of his classmates and dropped out of school. Later, under the strong persuasion of his teacher, he had to return to school. However, the ridicule of his classmates did not change. When he was in fifth grade, he swore to his family that he would never go back to school.

Soon, the principal of the school came to his home. The principal is very old. He was the teacher of Singer's father. He is also a disabled person. He is a lame, but he is the most famous person in the local area.

The principal learned the reason why he dropped out of school. Instead of directly persuading Singer to return to school, he called the Singer family into the living room. He said he wanted to do an experiment. He said that everyone knows what the victory gesture is, which is to hold the three fingers of the right hand and extend two fingers. Well, I'll start shouting now to see who of us can stretch the fastest.

After the principal finished speaking, everyone was busy holding their fingers and stretching them out. Obviously, no matter how fast you hold it, it's not as fast as Singer, because he doesn't need to make any movements, he just raises his right hand in a "victory gesture".

The principal looked at Singer, showed Singer's right hand to everyone, and said seriously: "No one can raise the victory sign faster than Singer!"

?Child, why do you feel inferior? This is God’s gift to you. You will be the first and fastest to reach the other side of victory. You are God’s favorite!?

Singer He told people that on that day, after listening to the principal's words with tears in his eyes, he followed the principal back to school. From then on, he no longer cared about the ridicule and gazes of his classmates, and focused on his studies, and his grades improved by leaps and bounds. He was a model student in the school in both junior high and high school, and was admitted to the Indian Institute of Technology, the most famous university in India, with excellent results.

Singhal’s later story is well known. He relied on his perseverance to become a leader in the Indian software industry.

Collection of Funny Jokes and Stories 2: The Legend of the Gun God

There is a Temple of the Empress in the mountains near Jinling Village. Since the arrival of an old nun half a year ago, the temple has suddenly become more popular. The reason is that the child-giving goddess statue in the temple suddenly becomes efficacious. Couples with infertility problems come here to pray for prayers and offer incense, and most of them expect miraculously pleasant surprises when they return home.

On a thunderstorm day, the old nun hurriedly found the patriarch of Jinling Village and told her that the Queen Mother had appeared as a saint, and asked the patriarch to come and pay homage to her. When the patriarch heard that the gods summoned him, he did not dare to neglect at all and led some of the village's leading figures to the Empress Temple immediately.

Seeing the smiling Empress in the main hall, everyone, including the clan leader, knelt down and worshiped devoutly. The old nun pointed at the high statue of the empress and stated in surprise: I was chanting sutras in front of the temple when I suddenly heard a burst of thunder outside, and then the empress spoke and asked for the village chief. Who would have thought that there would be a piece of yellow mounting paper in her hand at this time!?

The patriarch asked someone to carefully come forward and take off the yellow mounting paper. When he saw that there were a lot of words written on it, he carefully gave it to her. Everyone started reciting: "I am the Empress of Heaven, specifically praying for those families who cannot have children." It's just that I got a pregnancy fruit from the fairy world a few days ago. I took it back to the temple and had nowhere to put it, so I temporarily turned it into a peach and hid it on the tree in front of the temple. I never wanted to be eaten by people in your village. If a man eats it, he will be fine. Once a woman eats it, it will turn into fetal gas and become pregnant. My heart is kind and generous, and I do not deliberately pursue those who steal the fruit. I just want to warn you that if a woman who steals the fruit gets pregnant and gives birth to this child who is created by the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, I must take special care of everyone.

After hearing this, they couldn't help but look at each other. Although there was indeed a peach tree in front of the temple with a lot of fruits, people thought it was a sacred thing in the temple. No one brave enough would dare to steal peaches. Perhaps it was precisely because of this that the Lady Sangzi hid the fairy peach among the trees with confidence. So among the many men and women in Jinling Village, who would dare to blaspheme the gods and steal peaches?

After the patriarch led everyone back and inquired carefully, he found the answer in a family named Jin. Not long ago, Cai'e, the second daughter of Jin Yuanwai who had not yet left the government, accompanied a woman to the Empress Temple to offer incense with several female companions from the same village. The lively Cai'e and her female companions chased and played in front of the temple. When she felt thirsty, she picked a peach from the tree and ate it. Although the female companions felt very uneasy when they saw Cai'e, they saw that nothing unexpected happened to Cai'e. They were also afraid that the clan leader would be punished after knowing about this behavior, so they secretly concealed the matter after scolding Cai'e. Unexpectedly, not long after that, the Empress Sangzi appeared as a saint and made the matter public.

When Jin Yuanwai learned the whole story, he couldn't help but feel ashamed and angry. He wanted to punish Cai'e with family law, but was stopped by the clan leader. The clan leader solemnly told Mr. Jin that the Lady Sending the Child had already spoken in advance. Even if Cai'e became pregnant and gave birth to a child, it was God's arrangement. Not only could she not make things difficult for her daughter, but she should be protected and cared for even more. Since the clan leader had the power to speak out in the local area, Jin Yuanwai had no choice but to obey his orders even though he was full of displeasure.

Perhaps due to the effect of the fairy fruit, Cai'e became pregnant and gave birth to a fat and white baby boy ahead of schedule. Jin Yuanwai believed that this was a gift from the Empress Dowager, so he named the child Jin Shenci. In order to curry favor with the empress giving birth to his son, the clan leader personally took the initiative and hired a private school teacher for the Golden God to teach him how to read and write, as well as a martial arts teacher to teach him boxing and kicking skills. Under the meticulous care of the whole village, Jin Shenci soon grew up to the age of twenty, and he had a clear face, a strong body, and was a talented person. The patriarch couldn't help but beam with joy when he saw it, and even planned to give up his position to this young man in the future. Jin Shenci was a young man with great ambitions. He did not want to live a life of comfort and enjoyment all his life. In order to make a difference, he resolutely said goodbye to his mother and relatives in his hometown and came to the capital to participate in the imperial examination of the Kangxi Dynasty.

With his extraordinary intelligence and profound knowledge, Jin Shenci won the ranking in one fell swoop. But at this moment, he, who had always been concerned about the current situation, heard that the country's northwest frontier was tense. There was a national rebellion and separatist force called the Junggar tribe, instigated by Tsarist Russia, wreaking havoc in the Qing Dynasty's interior, poisoning lives and killing people.

Jin Shenci believed that he was at a young age and should join the army to serve the country, so he signed up to join the army without hesitation and went with the army as a firearms battalion sentry.

The Qing army soon met the rebel forward on the vast Gobi Desert. At first, the Qing army relied on its superior strength to attack bravely, causing the rebels to lose their armor and retreat. However, the rebel support team used the latest firearms purchased from Tsarist Russia and fired wildly at the Qing army, especially the Western artillery shells, which exploded one by one among the Qing army. Seeing the heavy casualties among the officers and soldiers, a Qing general wearing heavy armor galloped to the firearms camp and asked why he didn't fire back.

The commander of the firearms battalion grinned helplessly and replied that the Qing army was currently using old cannons left over from the Ming Dynasty. They were weak in power and had short range, so they could not threaten the rebels at all, and the rebels had The Western artillery not only has a long range, but is also extremely lethal. The Qing general looked at the rusty small-caliber artillery on the position and had no choice but to sigh and leave.

Due to the loss of artillery cover, the Qing army had to temporarily withdraw to dangerous areas for defense and rest. Jin Shenci saw with his own eyes the comparison of the advantages and disadvantages of firearms between the enemy and ourselves on the battlefield, and couldn't help but feel sad. He spent almost day and night in the camp repeatedly checking and pondering each artillery piece, determined to also build a large-caliber cannon to avenge the sacrifice of the soldiers.

On this day, Jin Shenci worked hard at the camp for a whole day, and finally fell asleep on the cannon due to excessive fatigue. When he was awakened by the sound of powerful footsteps, he saw a majestic general appearing in front of him, and it was the one who questioned the commander of the firearms battalion on the battlefield. After Jin Shenci asked the general according to military etiquette, he was surprised to learn that the other person was the famous army commander-in-chief Sabsu.

When Sabu saw that Jin Shenci was determined to build an artillery that exceeded the power of the enemy, he couldn't help but respect the young man, expressed his strong support, and asked Jin Shenci for his opinion on how to do it now. Defeat the rebels. Jin Shenci thought for a while and confidently suggested that since the rebels had fierce firepower and it was not suitable for a head-on confrontation, they could use the strategy of attacking in the east and attacking in the west to lure the main force of the rebels to leave their nest, and then take advantage of them to attack with all their strength only the firearms battalion's lair. As long as all the enemy's firearms are destroyed, the advantage will naturally shift to the Qing army.

Sabsu Lian said it was wonderful and immediately made arrangements according to this idea. After fierce fighting, the Qing army completely eliminated the rebel firearms battalion, and pursued the remaining troops for hundreds of miles before returning in full force. From then on, Sabusu took a new look at Jin Shenci and promoted him to the commander of the firearms battalion. Unexpectedly, at this moment, Jin Shenci received a letter from his mother, asking him to return to his hometown immediately.

Seeing that the border war had come to an end for the time being, Jin Shenci bid farewell to Sabusu and rushed back to Jinling Village without stopping. After mother and son met, Cai'e's face suddenly darkened when she saw that her son was wearing an official uniform of the Qing Dynasty. When she heard that the commander of her son's army was called Sabusu, Cai'e's body was shocked and she almost collapsed to the ground. Jin Shenci really couldn't figure out why her mother's expression changed so strangely, so Cai'e shed tears and told about a past event that happened more than 20 years ago.

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