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Write a composition on the topic that he is always so careless.
I, height 165cm, look very quiet, but I am still very lively! As the saying goes, "it's hidden." I also have long black hair. His face is inlaid with watery eyes. Do you want to know what my face is? Haha, guess! My face is-oval face! Did you guess right?
Although I am quiet in appearance, I am actually a lively little careless. My past carelessness brought me some jokes and a little regret.
I remember once my mother was cooking and my brother was playing at the door. I don't know what happened. Brother cried. My mother ran out and said to me, "Add some salt to the dish quickly!" " Stir fry, don't let it burn! "I put some salt in the dish according to my mother's words. After frying for a while, the color of the dish changed. I think the food is almost ready, so I put it on a plate and put it on the table. Everything is ready.
"Mom, it's time to eat!" I called my mother, only to find that she came in with her brother. The family sat around the table. Dad took a bite of the dish with chopsticks and said, "Hey? Why does today's food taste different from peacetime? " My mother and I also took a bite of the dish and thought to ourselves: The taste of this dish today is not the same as usual! Huh? I hurried to the kitchen and saw the "salt" I put in the dish. "Ha ha ha!" "What's the matter?" Mom ran over and asked. "Mom, I mistook sugar for salt. What I put in the dish is not salt, but sugar! "
A lot of jokes happened to me. For example, I put my brother's pants on backwards and put the buttons wrong, and so on. These jokes bring a lot of fun to my life.
Of course, my carelessness also makes me regret it.
I remember the math field of the fifth grade mid-term exam. Because of my carelessness, I misread a decimal point, and just a decimal point made me lose my precious score. There is also a mock exam in grade six. Because of my carelessness, I lost points in the calculation of fractional division.
Look! This is me who is humorous and careless. I want to be friends with you. Do you want to be friends with me?
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