English jokes with Chinese translation

Joke is a common language phenomenon in people's daily life, and its purpose is to convey and stimulate a sense of humor in the process of conversation. I have carefully collected English jokes with Chinese translations for everyone to enjoy and learn!

Great lion hunter, great hunter.

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. Therefore, its leaders sent a message to the great hunter Jones, asking him to kill the beast.

For several nights, the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he kidnapped the village chief and killed a cow, giving him its skin. He put the skin on his shoulder and went to the paste shop to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers were awakened by a creepy sound (screaming) coming from the paste. When they approached cautiously, they saw the hunter groaning in pain on the ground. There is no sign of a lion.

What is it, Jones? Where is the lion? Asked the chief.

Forget the damn lion! He howled. Which one of you idiots let the cow out?

There is a small village worried about a man-eating lion. Therefore, the village chief sent for the great hunter Jones to kill the beast.

The hunter lay waiting for several nights, but the lion never appeared. Finally, he asked the village chief to kill a cow and give him the scalp. The hunter put the cowhide on his body and went to the grassland to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers were awakened by screams from the grassland. When they approached cautiously, they saw the hunter lying on the grass, groaning in pain. There is no sign of a lion.

Jones, what's wrong? Where is the lion? The village chief asked.

There are no lions! The hunter roared, which fool let the bull out?

English jokes with Chinese translation: waking from a dream

A competition with the theme of giving up driving is going on. A lecturer said excitedly, "Alcohol will destroy marriage and even cause your wife to leave you?"

A man heard the news and shouted, "Give me another bottle of brandy."

A speech contest with the theme of abstinence is going on, and a speaker said emotionally: alcohol will destroy the relationship between husband and wife, and even lead the wife to leave her husband.

Then a man shouted:? Another bottle of brandy! ?

English jokes with Chinese translation: auction at auction

At the auction site, someone lost a bag with important documents in it.

The owner said, "once anyone finds it for me, I will give 200 dollars as a reward."

On hearing the news, another young man (boy, guy) shouted, "I will reward 300 dollars."

At the auction, someone lost his bag, which contained important documents. The shopkeeper said:? I will give 200 dollars as a reward to anyone who finds it and returns it. ?

As soon as I spoke, I heard someone shout, I'll give you 300 yuan. ?

Calm your son down.

In the supermarket, a man pushes a cart with a screaming baby in it. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "don't get excited, Albert; Don't scream, Albert; Don't shout, Albert; Stay calm, Albert. "

A woman standing next to him said, "You will certainly be praised for comforting your son Albert."

The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."

A man is pushing a shopping cart in the supermarket, and a child is screaming in the car. The man in the cart has been whispering:? Relax, Albert. Stop yelling, Albert. Stop yelling, Albert. Calm down, Albert. "

A lady standing next to him said to him: We are really sorry that you can comfort your son Albert like this. ?

The man looked at the lady and said, lady, I'm Albert.