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My funny experiences when kissing...please tell me about your funny experiences too...
Haha, I was shopping with my girlfriend last night. Because I had planned it for a long time, I gave her a piece of chewing gum and I took her to the park on my bicycle. After about ten minutes, I found a more remote place. I sat down somewhere and wanted to kiss her, but I had already spit out my chewing gum, and hers was still in her mouth. After waiting for a few more minutes, she still didn’t spit it out, and she kept telling me endless jokes. She was so angry, holy shit. She was pillowing on my lap on the bench, and I said to her, baby, blow a bubble and let me watch, haha. When she blew it and screamed with excitement, I grabbed her bubble and made it out, haha. , she yelled and protested that I took the opportunity to kiss~~~That was our first kiss~~This morning, the bottom of my tongue hurt so much, I don’t know if it was too hard or because I was angry~~`
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