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The fable of three gold diggers and duck superstars

The fable of three gold diggers and duck superstars

Have you ever heard the fable of three gold diggers and a duck superstar? From the beginning of school, we will gradually come into contact with all kinds of fables, the types of stories are different, and the content of stories is also very colorful. Look at the fables of three gold diggers and duck superstars with me.

The fables of the three gold diggers and the duck superstar 1 the fables of the three gold diggers

Three people living in a poor ravine heard that there was a gold mine on the other side of the sea, and many people who went to mine for gold made a fortune. Their eyes were too greedy, so they got together and decided to go across the sea to collect gold and get rich after discussion.

So they spent all their money to buy a boat and begged for a lucky day to go out to sea. There are always storms on the sea, but they are in the same boat and finally reach the other side of the sea after a few days. Many gold miners on the shore were very surprised to see their arrival. They all gave thumbs up and praised them in unison: "It's incredible! Are you interested enough to cross the ocean in such a small boat? Awesome, really awesome! "

Soon, they joined the ranks of gold diggers. They consult modestly, study gold mining skills seriously, and work hard from morning till night every day. Many things happen, and a bag full of gold was collected in the last year. Other gold miners all praised: "this is really' the League will cut off the gold'!" You are really something. We haven't collected as much gold in three years as you did in one year! "

Looking at the heavy bags of gold, the three men were very happy and discussed taking the gold home and showing their faces in front of the villagers. So they chose a sunny day, boarded the boat excitedly and put the bag of gold in the middle of the boat.

But soon after the voyage, all three lost their minds. Six eyes are spinning, staring at the bag of gold, each with a small abacus.

One of them began to think, "What a precious bag of gold! If only it could be all mine! "

Another person also thought, "Alas, a bag of gold is divided equally among three people, and one person can only take one third at most.". What's the use! "

The third man secretly made up his mind: "no, I can't let them enjoy it." I'll try to keep this bag of gold for myself! " "

At this time, the sea breeze blew head-on, raising small waves and the boat swayed from side to side. One of them took the opportunity to jump forward and put his arm around the bag of gold. The other two rushed forward without considering the violent sway of the ship. The three men fought with each other and finally capsized. They fell into the water with gold and sank to the bottom of the sea.

Gold miners on the shore sighed in succession: "Alas, the same people, the same boat, the same wave, the boat was wrecked because of several bags of gold. These three people are really awesome, and this time they were really killed by Li. Sad, sad! "

A daily joke suddenly feels that soldiers are the richest, because their slogan is always: make a fortune, watch the money, make a big fortune,1200 million! 1200 million ...

The fable of three gold diggers and duck superstar 2. The fable of duck superstar

Artu likes singing since he was a child, and his songs are everywhere outside the village. Everyone in the village said that only by listening to Artu sing every day can we feel that life is happy. However, what I like best is a flock of ducks in the village.

This is a village famous for producing ducks, and every family is a professional duck farmer. Artu drives a flock of ducks to the seaside for food and swimming every day. Whenever I see ducks croaking in the river, Artu will sing happily, and then the ducks will be happier. They flapped their wings and accompanied Artu in unison.

One day, Artu got news from the newspaper that a large-scale national singing competition was about to be held. No matter where you come from, no matter what age, as long as you like singing, you can sign up for the competition! Artu is very happy. He has long hoped that his singing can rush out of the countryside and go to the world. The villagers also support Artu because Artu is the best singer in the village. So Artu prepared a folk song and practiced his voice day and night.

The day of the game soon arrived, and Artu went to the city with the expectation of the whole village. The game was held on TV. There are thousands of contestants, men, women and children. The competition was going on in an orderly way, and the host finally read the number of Artu: "Please welcome contestant 1004, Artu!"

Wearing clothes that the whole village pooled their money to buy, Artu nervously stepped onto the stage.

"Hello, Sir. Do you like singing? " The host asked a routine.

"I like it. I am a big singer in the village. " Artu simply replied, "Everyone in my village likes my songs."

"That's great. Let's enjoy Mr. Artu's entry-black soil high slope. " The host led the applause.

The preliminaries are all cappella. Under the eyes of the public, Artu brewed emotions and began to sing aloud.

"My family lives on the high slope of black soil ..." The loud singing echoed in the recording studio.

"poof!" A judge's laughter spread throughout the audience through the microphone.

In a blink of an eye, the venue turned into an ocean of laughter. Atul, who devoted himself wholeheartedly, realized that the atmosphere was wrong after singing. He saw many people laughing and crying. Artu's face turned red.

"Mr. Artoo," one of the judges asked, wiping away tears, "you said you were a great singer in your village?"

"Yes!" Artu said, "Especially the ducks in my village, they sing along with me when I sing."

People laughed more happily, even the host bent over with laughter.

"Mr. Artu's voice is really popular with ducks." Another judge put his smiling dentures back in his mouth and said firmly, "It's a pity that we don't choose Donald Duck's voice actor here ..."

As expected, Atu lost the election. With unprecedented frustration, Artu returned to the village. Since then, Artu's singing has never been heard in the village. He just mechanically repeats the process of taking care of ducks every day. A month later, Artu found that the number of eggs laid by ducks at home decreased a lot, the hair lost its luster and the head became smaller. Artu doesn't care. He thought it might be because he was in a bad mood and forgot to take care of the ducks.

One night, Artu was sleeping when he heard someone knocking at the door. Artu opened the door curiously. Who can it be so late? Ah! Artu froze. Standing in the moonlight is a duck he keeps!

"Hello, Artu." The duck spoke. Artu couldn't believe his ears. He took a step back.

"Please don't panic." The duck flapped its wings clumsily. "I didn't mean to scare you ..."

"You can talk?" Artu thought he was dreaming.

"Well, we deal with you humans all day, even stupid ducks can talk." The duck said, "But if you find out, it will definitely cause human panic, so we all pretend not to say ..."

"How do you speak now?" O soil slowly restored calm.

The duck said worriedly, "The ducks in the village are not in good spirits recently ..."

"I don't take care of you enough." Artu said.

"No," the duck quickly denied, "the real reason is that we all miss your songs. In our hearts, you are a big singer! " Ducks are as excited as anthomaniac fans.

"Are you insulting me?" Artu's face changed and he remembered the opinions of the judges during the audition.

"No ...no." The duck kept shaking its head. "But we really grew up listening to your songs. I can feel the enthusiasm of life every time I hear it! "

Artoo was silent.

"People want to hear you sing, so they sent me as a representative ..." Duck said earnestly.

O soil or silent. The duck had to bow to Artu and left sadly. The duck didn't go far when she heard footsteps behind her. She looked back, it was Atul. He gulped down water as he walked.

"Do you want to listen to the concert under the moon?" O soil asked with a smile.

The duck is very happy: "I woke everyone up!" " "

On this hazy moonlit night, the ducks in the village gathered by the river, and there was a piece of high-spirited soil among them. With the swaying waves, he sang loudly, singing as noisy as a duck. Artu's singing woke up many people with a smile on his face.

Since then, the village can hear Artu's hearty singing every day. People say that after listening to Artu's songs, ducks not only doubled their egg production, but also grew fat and strong. Later, many foreigners also brought their ducks to listen to Artu's songs.

As an advanced duck breeder, Artu was reported by TV station. One of the reporters who came to interview Atu saw the audition scene of Atu.

He asked Artu, "Do you still want to compete in the city and become a big singer?"

"I don't want to." Artu replied without hesitation: "I am a big singer now."

Behind him, countless fans of ducks are "croaking" and supporting their idols.