The kind that asks for short message jokes and forgiveness!

1 In a Christian class, the teacher asked a student, "If a boy insults you or hits you,

Can you forgive him for hurting you? "

"Yes, sir, if he is older than me, I think I must forgive him."

Xiaoli dreamed that her grandmother came to visit her home and gave her two chocolates when she slept. Xiaoli is too young to pick it up and says to her grandmother, "You haven't been here for a long time. You should give me five dollars! " "

As soon as the words were spoken, she woke up and found nothing in her hand, so she immediately closed her eyes and murmured, "Please forgive me, grandma. I only need two pieces now."

Man: We've been dating for so long, let's ... live together! !

My parents will never forgive me.

M: What if we get married? ?

W: I won't forgive me.

Four people said to the lawyer, "I want a divorce. I can't stand my wife running into the ballroom at night 12. "

"Are you? That's unforgivable. What is she going to do? " Asked the lawyer.

"Go and get me back!"

Father: Tell your sins to Almighty God and beg his forgiveness!

Someone: I ... I did something irreparable!

Father: Don't worry! No matter how irreversible it is, the Lord will forgive you. Rest assured, rest assured! God will forgive you. Come on, pray now!

Someone: I walked into his house quietly that day. Ah! Irrevocable! ......................

Father: Don't cry, don't worry! God will forgive you. and then

Someone: I ... picked up a kitchen knife and stabbed it in his heart. After I killed him, I went to his room and took his 100 million yuan.

Priest: 100 million won? ! Wow!

Someone: Then, just as I walked out of his room, I forgot to wipe the fingerprints off the doorknob!

Father: Damn it! You really did something unforgivable!