Cold war political jokes

1. Once you get close, you can't wait to expose your worst and ugliest side, as if threatening. You see, I am such a person, not as good as you expected. See clearly. Do you want to stay close to me? If you want to be with me fearlessly, I will let you see all of me, not all of them are bad, just for you, the gentlest and most loyal.

2. Flowers also buy a glass of wine. I wish your wife and husband a happy marriage.

People who seem heartless are actually quite easy to feel sad. It's all in deep places. When they encounter a little sunshine, a little similar plot and a little familiar back, they will panic and flee at a loss. Some people, some words, can only be understood more truly if they are understood with their hearts. There are some things we can move, but we can't cry, because once we let go of our feelings, we are afraid that we will cry.

Kind people always feel that rejecting others is like doing something wrong.

I don't allow people I care about to leave me for any reason or in any form.

I thought this bird couldn't cross the sea because it didn't have the courage to cross the sea. Ten years later, I found that it was not a bird that could not cross the sea, but the other side of the sea, without waiting.

7. Life is like a book, full of ups and downs, recording joys and sorrows.

8. Meet the right person in the future, so that when we are mature enough, we will never be separated for no reason.

9. Faith is struggling, people are thinking, life is advancing, love is continuing, heaven is ahead, the grave is behind, sadness is yesterday, and hope is tomorrow. Hugo

10. We all pretend to be happy when we want to cry and wait for dawn in the dark. We are all afraid of leaving alone, so we try our best to please him. Finally, I realized that it is always too tiring to please, and it is most appropriate to be comfortable with each other.

1 1. No one will make us better and better, time is just a foil. What supports us to become better and better is our own advanced talent, cultivation, conduct, and constant reflection and revision.

12. Patience means that you are willing to devote your time to simple, boring and ultimately meaningful repetition. It is laziness, impatience and unwillingness to devote your time and energy to anything. Short-sightedness is a lack of patience and the inability to look forward to the future with one's own mind. Impatience is lack of patience and unwillingness to devote time and energy to serious investigation and study. Superficiality is lack of patience and inability to think deeply with your mind. Yelang is arrogant because he refuses to observe the outside world because of lack of patience. -Li Xiaolai's "Take Time as a Friend"

13. The so-called forever only represents yesterday. The so-called love only represents time. Some people live in memory, unforgettable; Some people live nearby, but far away. Acacia turns into sadness when gazing, and turns into resentment when looking back.

14. Your lies are too true, but I love them so much that I don't want to admit them until today.

15. Most beautiful things can't stand destruction, such as crystal, such as crystal-like love.

16. the cold war is the most immature way to deal with emotional problems!

17. Don't talk if you can kiss, don't quarrel if you can hug, don't be in a daze if you can act, don't refuse if you can reunite, and don't starve yourself if you can eat well. From now on, try your best to do what you promised yourself and try your best to get where you promised to go. The world is too dangerous, and time should be wasted on beautiful things.

18. It is a fact that no matter how hard friends of the opposite sex try, when one party talks about love, the distance will be far away.

19. The best place is the best time you haven't been and the time you can't come back.

There is nothing wrong with loneliness, at least you don't have to lose your pride.

2 1. My friend trained in the mountains for 5 months and came back to my house to play. I told him that he could surf the Internet with WIFI. He said: I haven't been online for five months, and I don't want to go online. That tone is like a sentence I often hear from others. I haven't been in love for a long time and don't want to talk about it. It seems that sometimes people don't necessarily become extremely eager if they can't get what they want for a long time. Maybe they just don't want it.

I must have two selves. A positive person wants to try everything and experience everything. The other is to be quiet, examine and digest everything.

23. The more I forget, the more I can't erase my deep thoughts, the more I am entangled in the edge of love and non-love, and it is difficult to get rid of the harm of love.

Your only fault is that you love me more than anyone else.

25. Can you walk around me a little heavier? Just hearing your footsteps makes me feel at ease.

26. Call me occasionally. Your sudden appearance will still stir my heart. However, I also learned to pretend to you, neither cold nor hot, neither salty nor light, and smile mercilessly. I won't shed those cheap tears again. Then listen to you whisper: you have changed. Yes, the past is the past

27. Love is unreasonable. In the end, the truth came out, but the feelings were gone. If rational rules are used to control sensibility, I'm afraid the result will only be ruthless. Don't know too much about two people, mind your own business, everyone has his own discretion.

28. How many stops did you change? I have been wandering. Maybe I will meet again in a different place.

29. Without such love, I will cry in the clear night.

3 1. Life is not that complicated. You may get beans and acacia at the same time. You dare to try, and the world dares to answer. -Feng Tang's Hundred Poems of Feng Tang.

32. When I met you, my heart bloomed in a gentle night like a fairy tale.

Girls must watch: the difference between mature men and immature men

1. Immature men will call you pig head, honey, fool and other nicknames. Mature men will call you baby. It hurts.

Immature men will kiss you hard, whether you like it or not. A mature man will close his eyes and kiss you gently when he is in love, so that you can feel his meticulous love.

When an immature man talks to you on the phone or at night, he doesn't care too much about whether you want to sleep, but decides whether to hang up. Mature men will constantly care about whether you are sleepy or not, and will delay your other arrangements before deciding the next step. Even if you are tired, I will stay with you as long as you don't want to sleep.

Immature men always ask you questions. There are countless questions about what you did today, with whom and how, but they never use their brains to think about many obvious questions.

Mature men rarely ask you too many questions, unless they can't figure it out and can't catch any clues. Otherwise, few things can escape their analytical and thinking abilities.

Immature men always tell you all kinds of gossip, such as who is bad and who is in trouble. Mature men seldom say who is bad in front of you and teach you some truth.

6. An immature man will ask you to cook, wash and knock on his back, and occasionally cook a few mediocre meals for you, but he will accuse you of your fault. Mature men will be quiet. As long as they have time, they will cook you a good meal, hand you fruit, wash clothes and clean up the housework. Even if your cooking tastes bad, they will have a good time.

7. Immature men will laugh loudly in public, regardless of other people's troubles. Mature men will do their own thing and respond to various occasions with a calm smile. Respect and take care of you.

8. Immature men always protect you or let you go when fighting. Mature men don't fight when they are around you, but use their cleverness calmly.

9. Immature men will drag a large group of friends to bars and nightclubs for nothing, and then have fun and flirt with beautiful women. Mature men are always forced to make phone calls, smoke and drink quietly and chat with friends.

10. Immature men always have problems and want to know more about you. Mature men will only understand you with their hearts.

1 1. Immature men like to drink and open bottles of wine when eating. Mature men hate drinking and only drink when they need it.

12. Immature men smoke mostly to kill time or get used to having fun. Mature men smoke mostly to think and calm themselves.

13. Immature men will ask you what to do when they are in trouble. Mature men will not tell you when they encounter difficulties, but bear them themselves.

14. Immature men like expensive and flashy things and pursue superficial things. Mature men don't like ostentatious things, but like things with quality and taste.

15. Immature men like luxury life and sometimes waste it. No matter how rich a mature man is, he will be thrifty to himself and generous to others and your beloved.

16. Immature men seldom go home with their parents, and seldom care about and love their parents. Always do things regardless of parents' feelings. Mature men, no matter how busy they are at work, have no time to go home to accompany their families and buy the best things for them. My parents are sick and stay in front of my bed every day. Everything will be considered from the perspective of parents.

17. Immature men will rob you of the TV remote control. Mature men will accompany you to watch your favorite TV programs.

18. Immature men will know their favorite songs and will force you to like them together. Mature men listen to their favorite songs, but they also know your favorite songs. He is happy to see you smile occasionally.

19. Immature men will make fun of you while driving and hold your hand to look at you from time to time. Mature men will drive carefully, tell you many funny jokes and things, and won't let you annoy him. Because he cherishes life, especially yours.

20. Immature men will hug you and say that you are heavy, you little pig, and let you lose weight. Mature men like to walk around behind your back and say why you are so light, don't lose weight, just let nature take its course.

Emotional story: the symbol of immature women

Women are more beautiful because they are cute, and more attractive because they are mature. Every woman wants to be more beautiful and attractive, but not every woman is so perfect.

If maturity is defined as a relatively pragmatic value concept, a relatively positive attitude towards life and a relatively stable lifestyle, then we might as well compare the following ten items to see if you are a mature woman or still immature-

behave frivolously

When you meet a social gathering with a handsome guy present, you are the first lady to exchange business cards with him to show your infinite charm. However, you may not care about your swaying waist when you walk and your sweet voice when you speak. You are jealous that your female colleagues will spread this matter to the company leaders in the form of gossip, which will lead to a rapid decline in your index.

You already know why you stand out from the crowd After all, Cinderella is ignored. Keeping your head up and tracking is conducive to enhancing your self-confidence. However, it is best to leave things like navel-revealing clothes to my cousin, and it is best to add a waistcoat when going out. Mature women are natural and graceful at least in appearance. By the way, don't forward the text messages sent by your sisters to the opposite sex. These words of encouragement may not apply to everyone. Remember, the deep charm comes from your temperament from the inside out, not a temporary talent show.

showy

You're not 20 years old, so what's the ostentation and extravagance for your birthday? If you don't have a boyfriend to send flowers, don't secretly call the flower shop to ask for flowers to be sent to the company, and ask more than three female colleagues to be present. As a couple living a family life, there is no need to demand a male partner with high standards on Valentine's Day.

The latest mobile phone is not specially designed for you. It's more than enough to show off. You don't need some functions, especially those that look thin but expensive. You just have to look at them through the window. After all, his money is used to support his family. It is understandable that women like glamorous appearance, but those actresses who endorse high-end makeup brands use free gifts, and even make money after using them. You're not on the same starting line as them. So, don't force yourself, do everything according to your ability, and buy things more realistically, which will make you more feminine at home. Otherwise, in men's minds, you will never be a woman who takes care of her husband and children, which is one of the reasons why you can't get married.

Impulse spending

I believe that when you pass the window full of beautiful clothes, you will subconsciously touch the bank card. If you fly in your heart like an angel every time you spend, then you'd better remember that before spending, impulse is the devil.

Did you buy that pair of sunglasses, throw them in the drawer and never pay attention to them again? Imported dolls in the new boutique on the street are ridiculously expensive. You can buy it for ten yuan in Yiwu. Did you buy it on a whim and never open the box again? That's right, like all women's hobbies in the world, you are obsessed with spending money on things you don't need at all You will feel the happiness of materialists at the moment you have it. As for terms such as practicality, use value and cost performance, you seldom care.

If you are only responsible for a little impulsive consumption and a little impulsive consumption, it is no wonder that in the eyes of others, you will always be a little girl who loves to spend money indiscriminately!

Love fantasy

You are the kind of person who keeps saying that you are single and have no lover, but you never lack love around you. When you are depressed, you will also look for a fast-food love in the vast internet or dim bars. When you were a girl, you were a perfectionist. You were like a fairy. You must find a prince, not necessarily an Arab, but at least an Afghan. Gao Daquan insists on the image standard of the hero in the upcoming love story. Later, you met a man, A, B, C and D, who were not satisfied with each other, so you began to feel that you lived far away and loved somewhere else. Later, you met a person ABCD through a friend's introduction. You think you have read countless people and are mature enough, so you really feel that you have seen through that man and there is nothing good.

In fact, you have no idea that you are a romantic visionary. Everyone can understand your love dreams when you were young and ignorant, but you still refuse to live a down-to-earth life after being honed in reality for so long. On the one hand, you have been dating, but you still refuse to pay attention. On the other hand, you are eager for something extremely romantic to happen to you. You live with such an emotional attitude. Obviously, you have gained nothing except getting more and more mature.

Lose one's temper

Someone's reaction is always half a beat slow, but you are just the opposite. You are the explosive type. Because your boyfriend thinks too highly of your dress, you will immediately throw off his arm in the street and let him desperately find a hole in the ground in front of everyone. On your mood chart, it turns sunny to cloudy, with short gusts and sometimes showers.

If an occasional small temper can add a little to your cuteness, then please believe that few men will stand your habitual outburst. There are at least ten reasons why you don't lose your temper: hurting your liver and stomach, shortening your life, affecting your work, reducing your affinity, losing your femininity and damaging your image.

Life is full of joys and sorrows. It is normal to lose your temper, but it is obviously immature.

Excessive relaxation

Tell me about your occupation. Do you often lose your job? Often want to open a day? Three days of fishing and two days of drying nets? In business, I often give up everything, regardless of priorities? If you want to know whether your career has a future, whether you can be a leader or only a leader's wife, you don't really need to test how much talent you have. Just check whether your handbag is full of clutter or organized, or reflect on whether your blog is full of daydreams and freehand poems or an organized work plan.

A person who has a plan, can carry out the plan, has an effect and obvious effect will be welcomed by any boss. If the situation is just the opposite, then don't use any plan as an excuse that it is not as fast as changing. You change fast enough because you don't have any plans at all. If it weren't for gender stability, you wouldn't even be a heroine.

narrow-minded

The new female colleague is more popular with the leaders than you, younger and more beautiful than you, and dressed more fashionable than you, which really makes you feel very unhappy! The trivial things between colleagues and the speaker's unintentional teasing back and forth will immediately cause you inexplicable jealousy. You started to act, although there was no absolute malice, but you couldn't help speaking ill of her behind her back, laughing at her embarrassing things and satirizing her dress.

Women are really jealous animals. In some ways, she lacks an open mind and often tends to go to extremes. However, you should know that mature people understand tolerance and seek common ground while reserving differences. Think about your boyfriend's tolerance and understanding of you over the years! If you are as broad-minded as he is, the atmosphere in your office will certainly be much more harmonious and the popularity will be better.

wilful

You learned to yell for ice cream and new clothes without teaching at an early age. It's still the same when you grow up. If your boyfriend doesn't go shopping with you on weekends, you don't care whether he works overtime or has business entertainment. In a word: make trouble! Dare to go against this girl's wishes? Dare to disobey this young lady's orders? Dare not listen to your aunt? Well, you'd better stop.

An arrogant, unreasonable and self-righteous woman, a woman who does not put herself in others' shoes, or even an overbearing and extremely self-centered woman, can't be a lovely woman in everyone's mind. It doesn't matter if you lose your temper or lose your temper. Just stop it in time. Men are tired of women who are too headstrong and don't think of each other under any circumstances. The meaning of maturity includes knowing how to respect others, knowing how to respect others and knowing how to be grateful.

Old and ignorant

There are many women like you, who are old and dangerous. Their hobbies are still shopping, they don't know how to socialize, and they don't even care about career development.

People who have no sense of urgency muddle along, and when they encounter the twists and turns of life, the blows they encounter are often devastating. Ignorance is helplessness, sadness and pity. If it is understandable that a girl of 15 or 16 is young and ignorant, then it is your fault if you are twice as old as a teenage girl and as naive as a decade ago, and your emotional intelligence has not improved significantly.

It's not that you know a lot of celebrity gossip, life, TV series, computers, jokes, business negotiation experts, with different knowledge and accomplishments. It depends on people's skill accumulation and your requirements and expectations for yourself.

If you have only a few years' attendance record compared with young people, you will lose your due position as an elder sooner or later.

refuse to mend one's ways despite repeated disciplinary actions

As an adult woman, you not only can't remember some rules of the game in office politics and emotional communication, but also violate them many times. You often reveal your true thoughts in front of competing colleagues, thinking that if you put your cards on the table, others will tell you the truth, but this is definitely a very dangerous thing. Emotionally, you have no long memory. Your ex-boyfriend, the ungrateful man who left you and never looked back, came to see you on a rainy day for the n th time, but you always forgot that he would break up with you after dawn, and his heart softened again at the n+ 1.

It is said that making mistakes is unforgivable and repeating the same mistakes is unforgivable. Never forget the past, the teacher of the future can only make continuous progress by summing up the crux of the problem and correcting those mistakes.

Don't deal with any emotional problems coldly, whether with family or love _ love sentences.

1. Dare to think. Before our dreams come true, we will never set a limit for ourselves in advance, and we will never find any excuses for shrinking back or reasons for failure. Only in this way can we turn our seemingly distant dreams into reality. -tricky "date selection"

Secondly, if one day, time tells us that love is dead, I will gladly accept it, because I know that I have no hesitation in love, and purity and giving up myself are my greatest energy for love. So if one day it must end, I will be very grateful. I have tried my best to love. -Yi Nengjing's Exercise Book of Love

Third, but we just like to look back and feel that we should have become another person; Not necessarily better than now, not necessarily worse than now, but in short he is a different person. -Liang Wendao's "I Hold"

4. When some familiar faces drift away, when those new faces shake in front of your eyes, you will understand what travel is. When the corner of the eye quietly enters crow's feet, when acne leaves thoughts, you will understand what youth is. When you have read all the changes in the world, you can understand what is false and what is true. When you see more things different, you will know what is short and what is eternal.

Don't deal with any emotional problems coldly, whether with family or lovers. Ask when you are in doubt, admit when you are wrong, and tell him if you want him. A lot of things become blurred after forbearance, but obviously it is not a misunderstanding but also a misunderstanding. Don't think that those problems will be solved in a patient time. After a long time, they will only erupt and give you an unbearable result.

No matter how good you are, not everyone will like you. Some people envy you, others hate you. Some people envy you, others look down on you. This is life. Everything you do cannot satisfy everyone. Don't lose your nature to please others, because everyone has principles and self-esteem.

I've done a lot of stupid things over the years. The stupidest thing is to generate a lot of anger from your incompetence and desire and hurt the people closest to you.

8. Whether a person can achieve anything depends only on whether he has two conditions: self-esteem and self-confidence. -Socrates

Youth is capital, but it is worthless without hard work.

Ten, if sincerity is a kind of harm, please choose a lie; If a lie is a kind of harm, please choose silence; If silence is a kind of injury, please choose to leave.

During the day, the sun will rise and set simultaneously. Life is the same, there are days and nights, but there is no sunrise and sunset as regular as the sun. Some people live in the sun all their lives, while others have to live in the dark all the time. People are afraid that the sun that has always existed will never rise again, or they are very afraid that the light that originally shone on them will disappear. -Keigo Higashino's White Night

Twelve, the journey is long. I always thought that the most beautiful moment should belong to late autumn. Actually, it is not. The leaves in late autumn make you feel that spring in full of green is more worthy of nostalgia. The pictures of memories are too old. I thought the world was pursuing, but it wasn't. The loss in the pursuit makes us understand that the first sight of life is a cup of wine that is always fragrant.

Thirteen, time is like a net, where you sow, where you reap.

Sighing is a waste of time, crying is a waste of energy.

15. I want to ask: we all paid money at school, shouldn't we let our teachers listen to us?

16. I am proud, proud that the earth is still being trampled by me.

Seventeen, looking at beautiful women in the street, looking up is appreciation, looking down is hooliganism.

When a woman looks up at the sky, she is not looking for anything, she is just lonely.

We waved goodbye and kept in touch. Not afraid of distance, work hard, encourage each other when you are tired, and each other is each other's strength. I think friends are like this. It doesn't matter how far apart they are, they can encourage each other.

The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat in every place for a lifetime.

Don't forget him if you can't forget him. It doesn't take effort to really forget him.

Twenty-two, know yourself, to know life. -Socrates

Twenty-three, friends who are iron again will melt when they are burned.

24. Let the future come and the past pass.

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. -Beverly Hills

Twenty-six, being broken up, don't ask the reason for the answer, because you will never ask the truth; Even if it is really misunderstood, there is no need to explain it. Why bother with people you don't trust? Being broken up, the best thing to do is to walk away without looking back.

Twenty-seven, women refuse love with friendship, and men exchange friendship for love.

Twenty-eight, some people test strength, some people test vision, and I test rich imagination.

Everyone is born a king, but most people die in exile.