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10 original humorous jokes

1, there are too many disappointments in life. Sometimes, even you won't let yourself go.

Just like now, I was going to pee after playing this lap, but we just paid for it and the mahjong was packed again.

Alas, helpless, can only temporarily hold back. . .

2. Son: Dad, I don't want to go to school.

Dad: Why?

Son: I hate seeing those teachers.

Dad: Really? Well, if you don't go to school, I'll marry you a daughter-in-law and live by yourself.

Son: Then I'd better go to school. . .

Dad: What's wrong now?

Son: It's even more annoying to think of that daughter-in-law when I see you kneeling and rubbing the washboard every day. . .

3. Xifeng was very upset because of her lifelong hardship.

A buddy advised her: Otherwise, you will have a better future if you go abroad to Japan.

Xifeng asked: Can it be done?

The buddy said: well, the main reason why men don't like you is your face, and Japan is a shameless country, so their requirements for face are naturally not high. . . . .

4. Rooster: What are you doing recently?

Mother Duck: Life forces me to be a chicken.

Rooster: Everyone is in the same boat. I was also forced to become a duck.

Wife: Honey, did you hear the howl in the next room again?

Husband: What's it to me?

Wife: Don't you want to make some noise to suppress that howling?

Husband: Me? It's the woman howling in the next room. If you want to scream, it's you!

Wife: Damn, how can I howl if you don't touch me?

Husband: Really?

Just punching and kicking at his wife? Wife, is it really a wolf? @ obscene obscene

6, 1. Compared with the rich, you are poor; Compared with the poor, you are rich. This is my first understanding of the theory of relativity.

2. Use one word to describe a fat but narrow-minded person ~ a narrow-minded person is thick.

3. the feeling of wanting to kiss someone ~ lips move.

You are short of fire all your life, so it is suitable for cremation after death.

7. My son is fun-loving, and his homework is always pushed from pillar to post.

On Sunday morning, my mother found out that he had a semi-propositional composition? I didn't finish any of them, so I urged him to write quickly.

Son: Mom, can I play for a while before writing this composition?

Mom said angrily, no! If you don't finish this composition first, I won't let you have lunch next week and deduct your pocket money!

Half an hour later, my son finished his composition.

Mom picked it up and immediately petrified. Her son wrote: I have a stepmother who won't let me eat and deduct my pocket money?

8. Son: Dad, how did the wife across the hall die?

Dad: She was tortured to death by illness.

Son: So where did she go after she died?

Dad: She has gone to the west.

Son: Oh, I see. My wife must have gone to the Western Heaven to find the Monkey King!

Dad: What do you want with him?

Son: Get rid of the disease!

On the 9th, Luo Outline went to the provincial capital on business. In the evening, he couldn't sleep in the express hotel, so he called his wife Min Yang.

Outline: My room is so small, only 10 square meter. I sleep in a small bed, too. This is a single bed.

Min Yang: When you are not at home, just make do with it and come back tomorrow!

Outline: But I can't sleep. Without you, I feel the bed is so big and the room is so empty!

Min Yang: You just said the room is small, the bed is small, and I'm not with you. Do you feel so empty, Nima? You mean I'm fat!

10, m: You have been dieting to keep fit. We are getting married next month. Why are you eating and drinking?

Woman: I'm afraid of losing money!

What are you afraid of losing?

Woman: When I get married, will your mother give me a deposit of jewelry?

Man: What does this have to do with eating?

Woman: Nima, with my thin neck and small hands, I won't die!