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Exploring the northeast duet of Qingshui River
The two of them turned to the folk lyrics of Qingshuihe
The peach leaves are sharp and sharp, and the willow leaves are turning around, so listen carefully, my friends.
I sang Yanbian City in the west of Beijing. In the troupe, there was a Song named Lao San. Speaking of that Song Lao San, the old couple sold cigarettes, had no children all their lives, and gave birth to a girl named Chan Juan.
Hey, this girl is eighteen years older. She has a nickname, Lotus, which is called Da Lian.
The sun doesn't have to set to the west. Brother Liu walks on the wall. I am like a flower heart in Da Lian. Brother Liu is like a butterfly, flying around and trying to pick your flower heart.
Yi Genggu's son, I am so sad in Da Lian, complaining about my parents and smoking that opium, for fear of delaying my youth. How can I find a teenager after that youth?
When Er Geng's drum moves and coughs outside, you will know that my sixth brother has come to my home. Outsiders will laugh at me. If my parents know, they will not tolerate it.
The drums are busy in the middle of the night. Brother Xiaoliu wants to climb the wall, which has alarmed the nifty Nv Jiao Niang who went to the room. When the gum is under, the door is opened and the door is double-fanned. Take my sixth brother by hand and let's go into the embroidery room.
When they got to the gums, I took off my clothes in a hurry. Da Lian's tongue was pointed, and he handed it to Sixth Brother to get it on his teeth. What darling kept screaming, little thing? If you are not careful, you will die.
The fourth watchman is too tired, and he is playing with a big knife in the bed. The chicken doesn't bark and the dog doesn't bite. Oh, my God, it's dawn. I have a heart to not let my sixth brother go. If my parents see it, they can't spare me.
On the morning of the fifth watch, Brother Xiaoliu left the room. When my parents saw him, they swore at him. You are a dead girl, which ruined the sound of our family. I can't tolerate you today.
Six Geng Six Qiao Oh, my God, Da Lian, I have nothing to say. I took my sixth brother and came to Qingshui River. I called my little sixth brother to go home quickly. I jumped into Qingshui River with Da Lian.
What a coincidence! Brother Xiaoliu is crying sadly, and the cow Wow Lang above is coming to meet the Weaver Girl again. The gods have this reunion day everywhere. My big lotus sister and I are separated.
It's a coincidence. Oh, my God, Brother Liu didn't cry, and he was holding incense paper. I came to the Qingshui River. When Sister Lian died, you only cared about yourself. Brother Liu, if I had intimate words, it wouldn't matter to any of you.
What a coincidence! Brother Liu dreamed of Sister Lian in his dream. He came to my bed, holding Brother Liu's hand. Come with me quickly. Wow, we can meet again in the underworld.
Ten shifts and ten coincidences. Oh, my God, when they entered the gate of hell, they fell on their knees to complain about the strange grievances. When the terrifying saw it, they were so happy that they gave birth to a good couple, and they would be reunited in the afterlife.
In addition, Yang Zirong, played by Zhang Hanyu in Tsui Hark's 214 version of "Taking Tiger Mountain Outward", stood on the wooden table and sang an excerpt from the version of "Clear Water River" by Tony Leung Ka Fai when celebrating with the bandits.
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