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Talk about the northeast.
Text/Xiaoqiu
Ten years of vicissitudes, two boundless, no relatives, married.
On holidays, sadness has nowhere to go.
Even though I call my heart, my face is covered with dust and my temples are like frost. I dreamed of going home suddenly at night, and my loved ones were sad. Care for each other without words, only a thousand lines of tears
It's even more cowardly to say goodbye to the old and welcome the new. I miss my hometown on a moonlit night.
As a married woman in a long-distance relationship, she is often chased by her husband's family in this city and asks, hello, are you from the northeast?
Yes, I'm from the northeast!
Hey, you Northeasters speak very well!
Hee hee, whenever I hear this sentence, I will secretly sum it up in my heart (my husband is drunk and says to his friend: don't believe in the voice, the voice is deceptive! What does he want to express, hehe.
Alas! Why do you northeast people like to run around the world?
Well, the northeast is the birthplace of Manchu. As a nomadic people, it is instinct to conquer the world. ...
Well, you Northeasters all like to drink, don't you?
Yes, the neighbor's stewed ribs, we can drink two or two when we smell the fragrance. ...
Alas, why are you Northeasters so enthusiastic?
Well, it's cold in the northeast, and it's freezing. Everyone keeps warm by enthusiasm.
I heard that it is getting colder and colder in the northeast, so let's get comfortable here. ...
Uh-huh, yes, it's always cold in the northeast. When guests come to our house, we will say, "It's cold outside, but it's warm when we come in.".
After we marry you, our parents will come and say, "Is it cold? Come on, let's go outside and get warm ... ".
The south is afraid of heat and the north is afraid of cold. Because of the differences in geographical and natural environment, they all do their best in defense work!
The north doesn't understand the delicacy of the south, and the south doesn't understand the generosity of the north, haha, local characteristics. ...
There is a joke, which is not a joke, to describe the northeast people: after passing Shanhaiguan, they are all in Zhao Benshan, which shows that the northeast people have a sense of humor in their bones.
When people are busy with farm work, they begin to celebrate the cat winter. ...
In the past, Northeasters basically spent the second half of the year like this: one month was busy, three months were idle, and the remaining month was in the New Year!
In the past, there were few entertainment projects in rural areas in Northeast China. People waited for the Spring Festival after the autumn harvest and sold food. What is leisure for? Let's have fun together, young and old. You can talk to him in a few words, everyone is a player, haha. ...
Northeasters are characterized by pragmatism, generosity, humor and face-saving. ...
In front of people, the daughter-in-law has to give men face, and you are not allowed to' jump' anything I say.
I want to bring you foot washing water when I get home ... haha.
I remember when I was a child, my grandparents hummed the folk song "eighteen eccentrics of Guandong" to summarize the customs of Northeast China. ...
There is enough paper on the outside; Straw house fence village;
Hit the wall with soil and it won't fall; The chimney is pressed outside the gable;
The big girl is smoking a pipe; Mules and mules carry sacks;
Boys climb over the wall, dogs don't bite; Large vat and small vat of sauerkraut;
Feed the children and hang them; Speak with a mouthful of lettuce;
Daughter-in-law wears wrong father-in-law shoes; Hanging on the edge of the kang;
Poke the door with a wooden stick; A horse-drawn sleigh is faster than a car;
The fox fur hat is put on his head; Wear mink outward;
Winter bean bags talk about ghosts; Set four tables for pressing vegetables (pickles) before eating.
One side of the soil and water support one side. I believe that every wanderer will talk about interesting things in his hometown for three days and nights, and he is still wanting more! ! !
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