Funny WeChat comments with pictures, funny jokes in Moments with accompanying pictures

1. When life doesn’t go your way, don’t panic. Look at your wallet and savings and just cry. You are really nice, you are the most heart-warming person I have ever met, your silly look is so cute, I forced myself to write an acrostic poem for you.

2. My wife was pregnant, but my husband still couldn’t help but have sex with her. After the son was born, he poked his father’s head with his hand, and asked him: Does it hurt if I poke you like this? Who did it? One pretends not to see, the other pretends to be asleep!

3. The teacher asked a question: Students, what can we use to fill this classroom? The students answered one by one but could not always meet the teacher's conditions. At this time, Xiao Ming came on stage and gave the teacher a slap, and the classroom was filled with applause.

4. Precautions for the high school entrance examination and college entrance examination: The sound of turning over papers must be loud and fast, so that the whole examination room can hear it, and they will start to doubt their own lives. After listening, I yelled: It’s so fucking simple! Put down the pen hard and loudly, then twist the cup and start drinking water wantonly. Halfway through, he patted his thigh and shouted: *** Original question! In the last 30 minutes, I started to shake my legs, looked at the person who was immersed in writing, sighed deeply, handed over the paper and left. You don’t have to go to a good high school or a good university, but you must be good at pretending. Also, I'll be waiting for you at the construction site.

5. I just saw a child smoking, so I advised him: "Smoking is harmful to your health, quit!" He said: "You can't quit." I asked: "Why?" He replied with pride: "My grandfather smoked, and my father also smoked. It's my turn to stop smoking."

6. Moments , I used to think that "no more than three generations of poverty" meant that you would no longer be poor after the third generation! When I grew up, I realized that the third generation was so poor that they couldn’t even marry a wife, so there was no fourth generation!

7. The first time I asked a girl to go out to play, I took a taxi after coming out of the mall. Unexpectedly, the elder brother who was driving saw us and smiled and said: "Hey, another one?" I'm going to get angry after hearing this. Mad, do I know you? Are you slandering me like this? Just when I turned around and wanted to explain to the girl that this guy was a psychopath, I saw the girl shyly nodding to the older brother.

8. After failing the exam again, my mother asked angrily: "Why are you so bad at studying?" I retorted: "I am not someone else's child." My mother was speechless. The Chinese teacher beat him to death, and the art teacher tried to protect him.

9. My girlfriend came last night. After she took a shower, she lay next to me. I was very happy. Now it’s better. Mosquitoes won’t bite me alone. Let’s see who dares to post it when chatting with me in the future haha!