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A spoiled child.

1, I want to get drunk with you and pretend to be drunk and ask you for a hug. 2. I like you very much today, and I will like you very much tomorrow, and I am jealous of myself. 3. I really don't want to hug. Oh, I promise I won't. People want hugs and kisses. Please don't ignore me. 4. You are not angry. Hey, hey, come and give me a hug. 5. I am very wronged. Hum, people are angry. 6. I am an angel, and I am a little princess. Is there anything I can't solve with a little coquettish? 7. Have I eaten sugar all day? Not kissing me? 8. Give me five dollars. I want to drink yogurt. I want to grow taller and protect you. 9. The earth goes around once a day, and finally my boyfriend can be transferred to me. 10. When I lose my temper, you should listen carefully. After that, I will recognize 1 1. When I put the pistol in the shape of buibuibui, you should pretend to be shot and say to me, Ah, Ah, Oh, 12, don't quarrel with me. Otherwise, I could easily kiss you in the past 13 to remind you that you haven't paid attention to the baby for a long time 14. Don't let me see you, or I'll like you once. Share three meals and four seasons with you, worth 16. Be good, stay with me, and don't run away. Cell phone explosion, playing games, brain poisoning, fire at home, 18, can you save the money for smoking and buy me AD calcium drink 19, passing by a tea shop and seeing a couple kissing, I really envy that I want to drink milk tea, 20, I am really cute, even mosquitoes want to bite me. 2 1. If you are not nice to me, don't blame Xiao Wang, a neighbor of Xiao Zhang next door, and Xiao Ming, a friend of Xiao Zhao, for being nice to me. 22. In a previous life, I might have been a carbonated drink that bubbled at the sight of you. 23. The best thing in the world is that I made you laugh. I'm tired of being a fairy and want to be your wife. 25. Life is hard, but with me, I will give you all the sweetness to be spoiled and lovely. 2, after the pain, you will not feel pain, and some will only be a cold heart. Don't argue with a fool, otherwise others won't know who is a fool. 4. I want to touch you. If you are dissatisfied, you can kiss me back. Don't put your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow. 6. The reason for being fat is probably that my thin body can't hold my great personality. 7, teacher, how many points you give me, I wish you how old you live. 8. This sunshine is really unrestrained. When you see me go out, jump on me and hug me. Let me go, bitch. 9. Lord Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day. 10, I have thought about all the difficulties and obstacles in the future. I have been thinking about it for many days, thinking that the whole person is sneaking around, but at this moment I still can't help but want to tell you impulsively: I just want to spend my life with you. 1 1. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid and enjoy another bottle. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot. It's not enough to use it alone! 13, I have always had the courage to admit my mistake, and I will never change it. 14, if you like me, come and tell me. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives. 15, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you! 16, went to the examination room and collapsed. I saw the newspaper crying. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it. 17, I can't even guess myself, how dare I expect others to understand me. 18, the furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you have a parent-teacher conference, your mother-in-law is in front of you, but you can only call your aunt. 19, want to play a little temper, want to be coaxed, want to be gently touched and hugged, and then kiss. 20. This young lady won't say anything about you because of your stupidity. 2 1, I am 30 degrees south, and you wear long pants in the north. 22. The weather is very cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms. 23. Don't worry, don't make do. When fate comes, we will be together. May we hold hands sweetly, and may our affection not be disappointed. 24. Others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine's Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together when I am in Tomb-Sweeping Day. 25. I'll bet 50 bottles of Wangzai on Tanabata if I don't pay the bill. 26. My mother asked me why I didn't tidy my room. I am joking, but I am a beautiful woman in a messy room. 27. If being handsome is a mistake, then I have made a mistake. 28. All beings suffer, and only I am sweet and sour strawberry. Don't challenge my sister's temper. I have more friends on the blacklist than you. 30. Are you satisfied that we finally died of old age? 3 1, I am actually an angel, and the reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight. 32. Why don't you go back when you can't walk any further? Why don't you let go of people who don't love you? I want to be with you and pass on my stupidity to you. 34. 2000 a month, I feel that I have reached the peak of my life. I'm still single, and I'm afraid to have a girlfriend because I'm afraid my girlfriend will try to get my money. 35. Happiness is to find a new person for a lifetime. 36. Under our crazy smile, there is endless sadness. 37. You love to ignore me today, and I will come to see you tomorrow. 38. I can't help your carefree. I really cried for you. You really let her go. 39. What city people are pretending? Now the earth is called a village. 40. I used to be poor, but I was happy. It's different now. Now I am not only poor, but also unhappy. 3 1, the happiness of the sky is to wear blue; The happiness of the forest is covered with green; The happiness of sunshine is as dazzling as diamonds; My happiness is because I know you. 2. It will be a happy day to receive blessings in the morning and a happy year to receive blessings in the spring; It's morning and spring. I send my blessing to you and I will be happy for you every second. 3, blue sky, blue you, I love you both in the sky and underground, I cherish the godsend opportunity, you and I love each other forever, I only love you all my life, I love you all my life. Recalling the days when we were together, I can't help but feel heartache. Didn't we agree not to separate? How can you leave me like this? Although there is no fate, I hope that in the future, I can add a beautiful memory to your memory and make up for the feelings in the afterlife through the efforts in this life. 6. Give you some sunshine, and you will be brilliant. Give you some floods, and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! . 7. I meet you in the afternoon of summer dusk, miss you in the long wind and frost of early winter, kiss you in the spring of grass green, and just want to ask you gently: Let me love you all my life, ok? 8, Dongfang Ming, nine days tomorrow, there is a day outside, and the feelings are ruthless. I can't forget that I can't sleep at night, and I miss you so much. When shall I go shopping with you hand in hand with lanterns? 9, a simple love, made at sunrise, sunset and rest. Enjoy sunshine, breeze, rain and dew and dusk together every morning. I think love is a life of mutual concern. 10, perhaps, I have missed the past time, missed the beautiful smile and missed the firm oath, but I decided not to miss you again, sweets, let's date! 1 1, your beautiful figure has been in front of my eyes; Your beautiful voice is always in my ear; Your fairy eyes twinkle in my heart. Yes, I miss you all the time 12, you are a woman and I am a man (nonsense), you are the happiest person, then I am the happiest person (truth), and you are my lover, then I am the happiest person (truth). 13, the weather changes really fast, and the cold wind comes quietly. Just eat more and sleep more, and wait for no one to go out. Don't complain that human beings are too bad, and the current market price is not lazy. Drink more water before you leave, it won't be liked by the host. 14, always working and busy every day! Zhou Zhou Entertainment is in glory! Give the bride money every month! I am busy going home every year! Work for ten years! Ten years! I really don't dislike you! I hope you and I have a connection! 15, I tasted the sweetness when I met you; I have tasted the pain of being apart from you; Make you angry, I tasted spicy; You ignored me, and I tasted acid. Love you forever when you are full of flavor! 16, dear, I built a happy hut for you by the coolness of autumn stars. You are welcome to stay at any time. My phone number: I love you all my life, I love you, I love you. 17, if there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall the storm with you; If the world has only three minutes left, I will kiss you; If there is only one minute left in the world, I will say I love you once. 18, I took all the expectations to pull the full moon, thought for a day or two, and gently shot at your heart! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? How far you are, how far my arrow will shoot, even if it is Qian Shan, even if it is Qian Shan! 19, today is wife-loving day. I'll cook you a big meal. Subject: Thank you. Ingredients: happiness; Accessories: beautiful, kind and virtuous. Cooking method: simmer. Efficacy: Happy for a long time! 20. My heart is only open for you, and my love river is only for you. The word love is you and me. We will always love each other and never wander. Your heart is my love. From now on, we will love each other.