Excerpts from funny and disgusting love words

Because of the wind, catkins are picturesque. In my memory, it's just you and me. The lotus leaves in the field are full of summer breath, fragrant and poetic. In the sweet breeze, there is a honey-like sigh, warm and sweet! Baby, baby, I love you as mice love rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky. I am a jackal chasing on the ground. I won't hit you or scold you. I will torture you with my feelings. Indulge in your flowing eyes and wander in your gentle eyes; Feel your even breathing, wandering in the sweet aura; Gently open your closed heart and send happiness and sweetness to eternity! Since we have an appointment in ten thousand years, I won't be disappointed if I can't wait for you today. At the end of the last big dance, Cang Sang wrote words all over your face, and I was the girl who sold you flowers. You came to me gracefully, humming a song I didn't understand, and I saw the sunset glow behind you staring at me with jealous eyes; I pretended to be calm and lightly refused your invitation, and my heart was already falling apart. If you were a flower, I would like to be a green leaf to set off your color; If you are a rainbow, I would like to be a drop of water to reflect your brilliance; If you were running water, I would like to melt snow into your long river. You are the sunshine in spring, you are the coolness in summer, you are the most beautiful scenery in my life, and your appearance has made me understand attachment. You are the scenery I pursue. You are a tree, I am a vine, and I am by your side; You are the lamp, I am the oil, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you. Dear: Your eyes are the sharp sun, penetrating my dark life and giving me new hope; Your concern has a warm atmosphere, which makes me set sail happily again, and I won't be lonely and confused again! Early in the morning, I was surprised and asked myself: Can my dream really come true? In my dream, you are a lotus leaf floating on my lake, you are a water drop rolling on my lotus leaf, and you are the only fragrance in July until I am intoxicated. If loving you is a task given to me by God, I hope this task is permanent, and it should not have a deadline. Because God knows I will cherish you. If living is the greatest mission given to me by God, then having you is the greatest favor given to me by God. If love can't last long, please tell me what fate it is; If we can't be together, please tell me who you love most. How can there be true feelings in the world? Nobody loves me. Really helpless. Qianshan has been in love. Can I marry you? I have said a lot to you, but I still want to use a little space to announce to the world: I want to marry you! There are many stars in the sky and many girls in the world. But there is only one moon in the sky and there is only one you in the world! I sing the song of missing to the ocean, and the ocean gives this wish to the sky. The sky entrusts the flowing clouds to turn into light rain and gently falls on your window. Do you know why it has changed so much recently? This is all because I miss you. I want a small house, be your little wife, and walk through the alley in front of the door with a vegetable basket. You don't have to wash the dishes after dinner, but you have to clean the table. There is a chubby child who is as cute as a ball. When you have a white beard and sit in an old chair at home, will you still remember this good day and my beautiful flowered skirt? I keep you in my way, you attract me with your silence; How beautiful everything is, the distance between heart and heart becomes zero; Youth flies in the wind, dreams echo in passion, I believe in the future, and my heart will not change. It's better to care about each other than to be inseparable, to know each other than to be sweet, and to be inseparable than to be inseparable. Cherish fate and fate, mutual affinity, willing to pay for your life, stick to a love, long and forever! Looking for clues, there are your clues, omitting the colorful fireworks without you. Time is the abbreviation of my missing, and my heart beats infinitely in sincerity. Dear, I love you. Think about it, except me, only you are good to me in this world. If you don't want me, who will? The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life. If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me. Don't spy on me with mysterious words, don't look at me with suspicious eyes, you must understand me and trust me, and my love for you will remain unchanged in this life. The sunshine in spring makes love sprout, the rain and dew in summer make love thrive, the white clouds in autumn make love grow wings, and the ice and snow in winter make love wither. I think I have had a crush on you for a long time. I fell in love with you before you were born. If I had five magical fingers, I would shrink the world into a sphere. I'm looking for (), such as London or Paris, and I can find you as soon as I turn around. As you said, there are no words to express your feelings. It's like something is stuck in my heart. There are only two words, that is "miss you"! Tears, a kind of painful raindrops, have been falling in my world since I don't know when. All I know is that my heart ached and I shed blood, all for you. Don't lose the whole forest because of one of my trees. Woman: You are an extraordinary tree. You let me taste the pain of thinking about you all the time and the happiness of being with you. You are the only one who can make me taste the ups and downs. Mountains have no edges, and heaven and earth blend together. How can I be with you? There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take my eyes off you. I tell you: first, I love you; Second, I love you; Third, I still love you … I love you … I am eager to open my eyes in the dark, and your gentle words echo in my ears; I am eager to miss my hand in the air, which can hold your deep affection across thousands of miles! I want to take care of you all my life. I really hope that we can become butterflies, even if there are only three days in summer ... I get more happiness in these three days than in the usual 50 years. I fell in love with you before you were born. Believe me, I will make you the second happiest person in the world. Why not be the first? I am the happiest person with you! I love you