40 classic jokes

40 classic jokes

40 classic jokes. Many people say that a funny soul is only one in a million. In fact, in my opinion, funny souls are also targeted at Personally, if some people are not enough to interest you, here are 40 classic jokes. 40 Classic Jokes 1

1. Two ladies were complaining about the crowded buses, which made them miserable. One said: "I'm so unlucky! I was so crowded on the bus that I had an abortion. "One said: "I am unlucky! I was so crowded in the car that I became pregnant."

2. A man visited a brothel and asked the woman the price. The woman answered: 50 yuan. The man saw that it was cheap and did it. The woman said: Please pay 100 yuan. The man asked why. The woman answered that it was 50 yuan each for entry and exit. The man said angrily: *** This is China Mobile, and they charge in both directions!

3. The Beijing-Kowloon Railway opened to traffic, and farmers along the line watched on the roadside. A female passenger on the train came on her period. After changing the paper, she still went out of the window. The paper stuck to the face of a farmer. The farmer took it off and looked at it: Good boy, it’s quick! Piaozhang Paper can make your nose bleed!

4. It was night. The husband was reading a book on the bed. From time to time he put his hand between his wife’s legs. The wife then took off her clothes and acted coquettishly. The husband asked: What are you doing? The wife asked: What are you doing? What are you doing? The husband said seriously: Wet your hands, so you can read the book!

5. One day, a monk met a nun and wrote a couplet: The first couplet: There is nothing to do during the day. The second couplet: There is nothing to do at night. . Horizontal comment: Nothing to do! The nun’s first couplet: empty during the day. Second couplet: empty at night. Horizontal comment: Any request (ball) will be answered.

6. Anhui’s famous wine since ancient times: a girl lifts her leg , Kouzi wine; the young man lifts his leg, golden seed wine; the old lady lifts her leg, Gujing tribute wine; the old man lifts his leg, holy spring dry beer! You lift your leg, sword man spring wine!

7 .The father took his son to take a bath. The floor was very slippery. When the son was about to slip, he grabbed his father's genitals to keep him from falling. The father scolded him, "It's a good thing he came with me. If he came with you, I would have thrown you to death!"

8. A student studying in the United States came home from a visit to relatives and boasted: The American factory has advanced technology. Live pigs are sent in, and what comes out are sausages! His father was very angry when he saw that he worshiped foreign countries and said: I am better than you, and I am a sausage pusher. Go in, and what comes out is a live pig!

9. The twins were chatting in their mother’s belly. The eldest brother said: Dad is nice and often comes to see us. He just doesn’t like hygiene and will leave after spitting. The second brother said : Better than the uncle next door. After spitting, he used a bag to put the phlegm away.

10. A man had not had sex for a long time, and his wife felt very uncomfortable. One day, he asked her to take off her clothes and stand upside down in front of a mirror, and she was overjoyed. He did as he was told. He spread his wife's legs, put his chin on her vagina and asked her: Does it look good on me with a beard?

11. Said to the sanitary napkin: "I am really afraid of you, every time you As soon as I took up the job, I had no business for a week." Sanitary napkin was angry: "Don't be so pretentious. If you are just a little careless, my business will be gone in ten months."

12. The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle answered: Yes! Host: Give an example! The eagle was in tears: That year, when I was asleep, the cat climbed the tree... Then there were owls...

13. A migrant worker had difficulty in defecation and went to the hospital for a checkup. After the examination, the doctor wrote a prescription for the man. When he went to the place where he got the medicine, he saw that it was a roll of toilet paper. He was puzzled. The doctor said: Don’t wipe your butt with a cement bag again.

14. A 70-year-old man and a young lady died of excessive excitement and desemination. Her family was dissatisfied and took the young lady to court. The judge asked a medical examiner to conduct an autopsy to find out the cause. The forensic doctor’s next conclusion after the autopsy: It’s so comfortable!

15. Two dung beetles discussed the welfare lottery. A said: If I win the jackpot, I will buy all the toilets within a radius of 50 miles and eat one every day. Enough! B said: You are too vulgar! If I win the lottery, I will keep a living person and eat fresh food every day!

16. After a bachelor’s wedding night, the bride came out holding the wall with difficulty , scolded: "Liar, he said he had thirty years of savings, I thought it was money!!"

17. An old man took the bus to Gao Gao Village to do errands.

On the way, I asked the waitress: Have you climaxed yet? The waitress said: Not yet.

After a while, he asked again: Have you reached the climax? The waiter said: What's the hurry, old man? I will scream when the climax comes!

18. A lady ordered stir-fried firecrackers during dinner and accidentally picked up the vegetables. It fell between her legs, and the lady was shocked: This thing is really powerful! After it was cooked and chopped into pieces, it actually knew the road!

19. A young man saw a beautiful woman’s body on the bus. The collar was opened very low, letting out the beauty, and jokingly said, "It's really a place where peach blossoms bloom." After hearing this, the beauty lifted up her skirt and said, "There is still a place where you were born and raised!"

20 My son wants to sleep with me every night. He said: When you grow up and marry a daughter-in-law, do you want to sleep with me? My son replied: Yes. He said: What should I do with your daughter-in-law? My son said: Let her sleep with her father. After hearing this, my father said excitedly: This child has been sensible since he was a child!

21. The rooster went on a business trip for a month. When he came back, he heard that the quails had grown up fine. The rooster was suspicious. Two days later, the hen laid a quail egg. The rooster was furious and the hen hurriedly explained. : It’s premature birth!

22. The village woman reported: How embarrassing! I was raped last night. ** asked him what that person looked like? I didn’t see clearly, but He must be a newbie, because he couldn't find a place for a long time, but I helped him in in the end.

24. The head of a poor village introduced the situation of the village: he basically relies on the party for food, and spins for clothes, and he gets rich. Basically, they rely on robbing, and their wives basically rely on thinking; communication basically relies on shouting, transportation basically relies on walking, public security basically relies on dogs, and sex life basically relies on hands!

25. The butcher was caught and fined 4,000 yuan and issued a receipt. 1 When the couple found this receipt, they only recognized 4,000 yuan but did not recognize the word '. They asked the butcher: What is the fine of 4,000 yuan? The butcher replied: I am fined for pouring water into the meat!

26. A certain gentleman was drunk and accidentally Entering the women's restroom and vomiting. A woman happened to be urinating. A certain man heard angrily saying, "I told you not to drink, so why did you pour the wine?" The woman stopped suddenly when she heard the sound, but unexpectedly she farted. The man heard the loud voice. Angry: 'Who opened another bottle!'

27. Gangsters broke into a house and raped a woman, but she resisted to the death. The husband came back from the field to see his wife and was held down by the gangsters. He picked up the shovel and slapped her angrily, and heard his wife scold: "Damn it, I resisted for a long time, and you slapped me in with the shovel."

28. The unit leader's summary speech: We can't do our job well. The reasons are: First, it’s like sleeping with a widow, with no one above her; second, it’s like sleeping with a prostitute, with someone always changing above; third, it’s like sleeping with your wife, with one of your own always messing with your own.

29. September 28, 1949 I was arrested on the first day. The enemy beat me severely on the first day, but I couldn't do it. On the second day, the enemy splashed me with pepper water, but I couldn't do it. On the third day, the enemy used a honey trap and I did it. On the fourth day, I wanted to do it again, but he - was liberated.

30. A Japanese woman was taking a bath in a sauna and wanted to find a Chinese macho man to give her a bath. The macho man suddenly became aroused while rubbing her penis and inserted his penis into her vagina. The Japanese woman Angry: What kind of work are you doing? The macho man said: Rub inside!

31. In the evening, the fool went to the park and saw a couple having sex. He liked watching it. The next morning, he saw a man doing push-ups, so he took a closer look. , the man was furious: What are you looking at? The fool said: You are so stupid, you are still doing it after everyone else has left!

32. A man found his son wearing a belt over his head after work, and he hurriedly scolded his son. The son said aggrievedly: "We will perform a show tomorrow. Some will play good guys and some will play bad guys. I asked the teacher what should I play?" The teacher said, "You play a fool!"

　33. Two histories They were married to teachers, and they were both married for the second time; after entering the bridal chamber, the woman asked for the first couplet in the first couplet: the night attack on Pearl Harbor, the beauty was frightened (the essence); the man's coincidence: two atomic bombs, Japan and Germany surrendered; horizontal comment: two World War II!

34. A flea cried to his companions about his misfortune: I used to live on a man’s beard, and then I went through many twists and turns to reach a woman’s vagina. As a result, I woke up the next morning and found that I was there again. The man’s beard is back!

35. Life, there is always some philosophy... Life is like being raped: either resist or enjoy it; work is like: if you can’t do it, just do it Let others go; society is like itself: everything must be solved with your own hands!

36. Lili went to Mengcheng as a guest and was served a beef whip, which tasted very good. She asked:

What is it? Feng Li said, Niu Min has it! Niu Qun said, Feng Li also has it! Lili asked: Do I have it? They both answered: Sometimes you have it, sometimes you don’t.

37. A fool has been married for half a year and has no children. His father-in-law asked his son if he was doing something, but he didn’t understand. His father said to use the hardest part of your body to hit your wife’s peeing place. The next day, the daughter-in-law said to her father-in-law: Your son is crazy, he used I banged my head against the urinal all night!

38. Beauty - urgent urination, urinating on the roadside, no paper, wiped with leaves. There are thorns on the leaves and the pain is very painful. The beauty said displeased: "You have been eating meat all day, and you can't bear to eat vegetables?"

39. The village chief came home drunk in the middle of the night, mistakenly lay down in the pig pen, and asked his wife to pour water for him. After grunting a few times, the village chief said: "Forget it if it doesn't fall down, why are you being coquettish!" He reached out and touched the pig's milk, and laughed and cursed: "Damn, I bought a low-quality leather jacket again, and it's double-breasted!"

40. An old man took a train and mistakenly put his foot into the stall of a girl on the opposite side while resting at night. A few days later, I felt itchy and uncomfortable in my feet. The doctor concluded that it was syphilis, and the old man kept saying it was strange. The doctor said: "What do you mean by this? Yesterday, a guy with athlete's foot came in!!" 40 Classic Jokes 2

1. One day, an old man went to the hospital to get an intravenous drip, and a beautiful nurse After giving him nine needles but none of them were in the right place, the nurse said: Sir, don't worry, I will definitely give you the tenth needle. The uncle said quietly: Girl, is your surname Li? The nurse said: Hey, uncle, how did you know? The uncle said: You are the legendary Li Shizhen!

2. The interviewer put down his resume and asked I went back and waited for the call. After passing those books, I gave up all hope as a graduate student. Two days later, I received a call asking me to go to work. I was very surprised. Later I found out that after I left, the interviewer had a stomachache. He hurriedly took my resume to the toilet and forgot to take my mobile phone. That was what he was looking at most carefully. a resume.

3. The most unfortunate life is to live in unfortunate memories, the most unscientific life is to live in bad habits, the least ideal life is to live in the same mistakes, and the most desperate life is to He buried his ideals with his own hands.

4. When I was in college, I knew a female classmate who asked me to fetch water every day. Later, I found out that he had a boyfriend. I asked her why she asked me to fetch water for you when she had a boyfriend. She said it was to let her boyfriend take a break! After hearing this, I took her to the dormitory and had sex without saying anything. After it was over, she cried and asked me why I did this to her? I said it was to give your boyfriend a break. Am I right to do this?

5. The cruelest sentence in the world is not that I'm sorry or that I hate you, but that we can never go back. It was such a simple sentence that completely alienated two people who were originally close. People who have never experienced it will never understand how painful it is.

6. Husband, I won’t come back tonight, I’m here, sleep with me. The man hung up the phone and said lightly to the woman lying next to him: "Faced with such deception, I can't continue this relationship. Please give your daughter a message." "After that, he turned around and dressed and left...

7. Friends who have watched Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, have you ever wondered why Big Big Wolf's son Xiao Huihui is not named Hui, but What about Xiao? You may have forgotten that there once appeared an inconspicuous little character, the Little White Wolf.

8. One day in winter, the peasant woman found a frozen snake outside her house. She was very pitiful. She stuffed it into her body and warmed the snake with her body like fire. The snake soon woke up and became soft. The farmer woman was very sad, so she put the snake outside the house again...

9. Ma Mian: "Lord Hell, the new kid guarding the Oil Pot Hell is a BT. "The King of Hell: "Oh?" Ma Mian: "Every time he pushes someone into the frying pan, he forces them to hold him down in pairs. King of Hell: "Oh, it's okay. He used to fry fried dough sticks."

10. "How to strike up a conversation with a female classmate you pass by?" "Stop, you've rubbed my shoulder, and I'll brush you up too."

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11. A brother from LZ had a man and a woman last night. The man asked the woman: "Can I go into your dormitory so late?" The woman said: "It's okay, I'll take you with me. ID card. "Then the man asked me where there was an Internet cafe nearby? I said no, and pulled them directly to the door of the hotel. I can only help you so much, buddy.

12. I was bored just now, so I tried I sent a message to 10086: "I miss you." Unexpectedly, 10086 actually sent a message back: "Come to me, you damn guy!" Then I was so scared that I quickly put down my dad's phone.

13 .I love my girlfriend deeply. In my heart, my girlfriend is an angel. Although I can’t give her a pair of wings, I can make my girlfriend fly. Can you do it? You keep saying you love each other, but you can’t meet the other person’s requirements. In fact, It's very simple: fill it with hydrogen!

14. I went to my father-in-law's house for a few days. I haven't been intimate with my wife for a long time. It happened that the old couple went out today and wanted to have sex with my wife, so I went to check in with my brother-in-law. Borrow, brother-in-law: Brother-in-law, are you telling me that you want to fuck my sister? Are you asking me to go out too?

15. A few days ago, my friend introduced me to a girl, saying that she She was quite rich, and she was from a wealthy family. I was an honest person, and it didn’t matter if she was nice to me or not. Later I found out that the wealthy family was a bathing center.

16. I drank too much last night and was driving home. I was stopped by the traffic police on the way. He took out a machine and said to me: Blow! So I started to brag. I said that my family has 800 million yuan in property and more than 500 houses. Villa, six Lamborghinis, eight Maseratis, the traffic policeman yelled at me, he said, little bastard, I let you blow it, I suddenly realized, after the next sentence, I started blowing the equipment in the hands of the traffic policeman, he It is a special equipment for American agents. It is an imported product. It is very powerful and expensive. As a result, I spent a whole night recording a confession at the police station last night.

17. Chang'e's rabbit was sick, so Chang'e hugged the rabbit. Go to Yue Lao. Yue Lao looked at Rabbit and said: It’s hopeless, Yue Rabbit, do you have any last words? Yue Rabbit said: I just hope to eat a carrot without fishy smell before I die.

18. When I was a child, I was told more than once that you will get pregnant if you kiss on the lips, and you will get pregnant if you kiss on the lips. As a result, my cat jumped up to grab the meat and almost kissed me on the mouth. A few months later, she gave birth to a baby I gave birth to three kittens... Out of a sense of responsibility, if I had a bite of meat to eat, I would not let those three kittens become vegetarians!

19. When get out of class was over, I bought a can of plums, anyway. The soup in the can was red and looked like blood. I couldn't drink it, so I ate the plums in it and gave the canned soup to my boyfriend. I asked, "Does it taste good?" "Yeah. "The guy wiped his mouth, and then asked me: "Is there any more next month?"

20. A 70-year-old man took his 20-year-old wife to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor said that the old man didn't have that. Function, they couldn't have any more children. The wife cried, but the old man didn't. After returning, the old man opened a bun shop, and later he went to jail!

21. A Jewish girl took a taxi home at night, and unexpectedly While driving, I suddenly noticed that the driver drove into a dark forest. He stopped the car and opened the back door. He started to pull down her clothes. The girl screamed: "Stop! Stop!" The driver laughed. Don't be nervous, honey, I just want to have some fun and I won't hurt you. "The girl shouted excitedly: "That's not what I said! Can you please stop the meter first!"

22. I said to my friend: "Every time the nurse sister comes to give me an infusion, I have to do it. I deliberately pretended not to understand and asked what the rubber tube tied to my hand was, but in fact I just wanted to listen to the nurse sister spit out those three soft words: "tourniquet..." and then my friend replied to me. When he said, "Do you like taking the driver's license test?" the female instructor on the co-pilot said softly: "Move the library." This is quite powerful, you understand.

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23. I recently discovered a perfect marriage age gap: a 20-year-old beauty marries a 50-year-old rich man. When the beauty turns 50, the rich man dies and the beauty becomes a rich woman; and then the 50-year-old rich woman becomes a rich woman. A 20-year-old handsome guy, after 30 years, the rich woman returns to the West, and the handsome guy becomes a rich man; then the 50-year-old rich handsome guy marries a 20-year-old beauty...

24. Young doctor: "I will be listed tomorrow It's open for business. Can you teach me some experience?" Middle-aged doctor: "The bills should be written more clearly, while the prescriptions should be written less clearly. ”

25. When I went to the hospital for an injection, a young nurse, who was probably an intern, was quite nervous. She pricked me with a needle ten times but couldn’t find a blood vessel. I gritted my teeth and said: "Sister, your surname is Li, right? "She said: "How do you know?" I said: "It's very simple, because at first glance, it is the legendary Li Shizhen (Shizhen). "

26. The patient was very worried about his head. After the X-ray examination, he asked the doctor: "Is there anything in my brain?" The doctor: "Nothing. "Patient: "Ah, is it really that serious?"

27. Xu Xian stood in front of Leifeng Pagoda, heartbroken: "Fahai, you bald donkey, you trapped my wife under this pagoda, let me Our husband and wife are separated! What's the reason?" Before Fahai could say anything, Bai Suzhen said quietly in the tower: "I want to get a loft in Hangzhou, do I expect your salary?"

28. One night, when a couple was lying down for bed, the husband gently patted his wife on the shoulder and began to rub her arm. The wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry, my dear, I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to keep things intact." state. "The husband was rejected and turned over and tried to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolled over again and patted his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Have you made an appointment with the dentist tomorrow?

29. Wukong went to ask Sister Guanyin: "Sister Guanyin, who is greater than the Jade Emperor or the Tathagata..." Guanyin said angrily: "Monkey, what do you know?"

30 A new foreigner moved next door to a buddy. One night the foreigner knocked on the door and asked for help, saying: "My TV is broken and I can't change the channel." The buddy looked down at his watch and said calmly: "After seven It’ll be ready at half past 31. When you’re buying clothes, the salesperson says disdainfully: “These clothes are very expensive, so don’t touch them if you don’t want to buy them.” If you don’t want to buy them, just answer her: “It seems like that. You are very rich, and if you have money, you won’t sell it out!”

　32. I have always had a crush on her when I was in school, but I didn’t have the courage to confess, let alone touch her. After graduation, she got married and her husband was our classmate. That afternoon, she was nursing the baby, and I made a good excuse. I walked up to her, pressed her breasts with both hands, and then told her baby, call her uncle, if you don’t shout, you won’t be fed!

33. The weather is too hot. Take the subway and you will be surrounded by people. People, people are crowded, you rub me, I rub you. I have Estee Lauder on my left arm, Mentholatum on my right arm, Nivea on the chest, and Osman on the back. The most annoying thing is that when I go out in the morning, I obviously use Dabao hand cream, but why does it forcefully apply fresh cream on me after I get out of the subway? Jeer Yin smell!

　34. I saw a chubby woman watching a sexy beauty eating in a restaurant. She called the waiter and asked: "What did that girl eat?" The waiter said: "Oh, a weight loss meal!" "Then give me two weight loss meals!"

　35. "Excuse me. , how to get to the square?" Once again, I was stopped and asked for directions. If it were before, I would point him in the opposite direction and then feel smug that I have tricked others. But now I don't, maybe I have passed the childish attitude. At this age, I patiently told him: "Pass two traffic lights ahead, turn left at the second intersection, and walk 50 meters further and you will see a pedestrian street... There are many people on that street. Ask them how to get there."

36. "My boyfriend came back from his military service. He was afraid that he would lose control after not having sex with women for too long, and that I wouldn't be able to enjoy it. When I had to have sex, I shouted: "Prepare one, two, one, one, two one..." Too I forgot my feelings and my whole body softened, and my unclear words became one, two,...one, two, two.

When the boyfriend heard the slogan, his movements became slower and slower. In his haste, he yelled: "The enemy is coming, charge!"

37. The man selling fried dough sticks came back from untying his hands and gave the female customer the dough sticks without washing his hands. After the female customer noticed it, she said, "I don't want what you got, let your wife get it for me!" After the wife got the fried dough sticks for her, she looked at the female customer's retreating back and muttered, "He just touched you. It's so dirty, I touched it all night last night!

38. One day in class, the teacher saw that Tom was always talking and said angrily: "Tom, if you continue to be dishonest, I will tell your father." Tom said very calmly: "Teacher, I am not satisfied with you either, but I have never told your father."

39. A man knelt in front of a woman to woo her. Woman: "What are you doing? You have knelt in front of other women, and now you want to lie to me?" A man: "Dear, I was practicing!"

40 .There is a boy’s girlfriend in the dormitory who is quite shady. One night his girlfriend went on a date in the school woods and kissed under the tree. Afterwards, I went back to the dormitory and found a lot of food on the table, so I started eating happily. At this time, the head of the room came over and said leisurely: "Brother, if you have any difficulties, just tell us. I saw you during self-study just now, you were holding a tree and chewing the bark!" His girlfriend must be so dark. 40 classic jokes 3

1. The most painful thing about military training is not being exposed to the sun or being tired, but not being able to bring a mobile phone! Walking so many steps every day but not being able to show off. .

2. Said: "Now I have three glasses of wine.

3. A certain leader at the wine table, the first glass, who wants it if you don't want to drink it? I am the father!

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4. The husband is going on a business trip for half a year, so the good wife packs her luggage. After that, she affectionately handed her husband a pack of condoms and said: If you really can’t bear it outside, remember to wear condoms. After hearing this, my husband said excitedly: If your family is not well-off, you should use theirs.

5. The village woman reported the crime and said: How embarrassing! I was raped last night, and asked him what that person looked like? I didn’t see clearly, but he must be a novice, because he couldn’t find it for a long time. In the end, I helped him get in.

6. A man saw an advertisement: Your genitals can easily become bigger and thicker without surgery or hospitalization! He was overjoyed and sent money immediately. A few days later, I received the parcel in the mail and opened it eagerly! Damn it! It turned out to be a magnifying glass!

7. Ask a woman why she wants a divorce? "Because I have already caught him!" Ask a man Why do we need a divorce? "Because I already know her details!

8. I drove the goddess home after dinner last night. On the way, my heart was racing and I was a little excited.

9 One day, two beggars, one old and one young, went to beg for food. They walked to a restaurant and waited for the boss to throw away their leftovers.

10. I bumped into my ex-boyfriend on the road and suddenly felt that he looked so ugly.

11. When I was in school, I still had some prestige in school. I remember that the school rules were changed once because of me.

12. My wife came home from playing mahjong until early in the morning, so as not to disturb her husband. , she first took off her clothes in the living room and then went into the bedroom. When her husband woke up, she was so angry: That's too much! You lost everything?

13. Today is with my wife. At the wedding banquet, I affectionately told her that I fell in love with her at first sight. At this time, I found that my wife suddenly went crazy, and then I realized the story of my ex-girlfriend and me. What she said was that she was also in the guest team at the time.

14. There are no more than three reasons for things to go wrong: First, it doesn’t matter, like a widow sleeping, there is no one above; The first one is instability, like sleeping with a prostitute, who keeps changing people; the third one is lack of unity, like sleeping with one’s wife, and one’s own people always mess with their own people.

15. “I want to give you a child!” “Don’t. Noisy. "I really want to give you a baby, okay!" "Let me go, how can you, a grown man, give me a baby?" "That's easy, just lend me your wife." "Nima, let's see if I don't beat you to death.

16. My girlfriend, who is a female man, bought a new Smart. There was a big iron bar placed under the back seat. She explained: There are many people who hate the rich now, so I put it there for self-defense.

17. One night, a naked man hailed a taxi, and the female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted: You have never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: Let me see where you paid for it! Comment: Special service for special customers!

18. A Specifically, in order to maintain the number of cattle in the farm, a male dairy cow was raised among the cows!

19. Wukong went to ask Sister Guanyin: Sister Guanyin, is it the Jade Emperor or the Jade Emperor? Tathagata... Guanyin said angrily: Monkey, what do you know!

20. Wife: Husband, I have collected the water, go and wash it quickly! Husband: Wait a minute, wait for me to play Finish this game. Wife: No, the water will not be hot for a while. Be obedient, dear! My husband reluctantly quit the game, and then... went to wash the dishes.

21. My cousin was idle and ran away after borrowing a high-interest loan. The loan lender called my uncle every day.

22. A couple came to a wishing well. The husband bent down, made a wish and returned a coin into the well. The wife also wanted to make a wish but accidentally fell into the well when she bent down. The husband was shocked, and then he smiled and said to himself that he was really spiritual!

23. I remember there was a question in the exam when I was in school, what sect was Li Qingzhao? I wrote about the Wudang sect.

24. A male student in our class got a perfect score in math but failed in English. The English teacher made him stand in the corridor. . .

25. When a colleague renovated his house, he went to the building materials market and found that the best wallpaper was quoted at 3,000 yuan/square meter.

26. My son was very naughty. He accidentally cut his knee while playing, so he was sent to the hospital for bandage.

27. Just now, there was a student from the Institute of Information Technology who was surrounded by a few gangsters on the road and wanted to steal his money. The buddy was so frightened that he whispered after a while: "I'm sorry, I, I, I don't have any change. I didn't have any change." (The air condensed for ten seconds, and then the buddy was crushed miserably.

28. On the morning of the wedding night, the groom woke up and found the bride with tears streaming down her face. He was surprised and asked: Dear, why are you crying? The bride cried: How will you live in the future? You have been using that thing all night. It has shrunk to nothing! What to do next!

29. A driver solicited customers and asked where the passengers were going. The customer replied: The end of life. The driver was confused and asked again. The customer said: Damn, the crematorium is even there. I don’t know. The driver scolded in displeasure: Thank you for going to the end of life. If I wanted to go to the source of life, I would have to drive in your B!

30. When I was in college, I kept editing movies until my junior year and locked myself in In the editing room, WSJ felt that it was time to go to the toilet, but he was afraid of the empty dark corridor, so he felt embarrassed when he changed in the editing room.

31. I found an ant at home. I put some sugar in front of him. He looked at it for a while and probably ran home. Then I took the sugar away. I wanted his companion to think he was a liar.