Educational and humorous stories

1. Architect A lady called the architect and said that her bed would shake every time a train passed by. "That's nonsense," replied the architect, "I'll take a look." "After the architect arrived, the lady suggested that he lie down on the bed and experience the feeling of the train passing by. As soon as the architect got into bed and lay down, the lady's husband came back. Seeing this, he shouted sharply: "You are lying on my wife's bed. What are you doing in bed? The architect replied tremblingly: "I said I was waiting for the train. Would you believe it?" "I realized that some words are true, but they sound false; some words are false, but there is no doubt about it. 2. Seducing a British gentleman and a French woman to ride in the same box. The woman wanted to seduce the British man, so she took off her clothes and lay down Then she complained that she was cold. The husband gave her his quilt, but she kept saying, "How else can I help you?" "The husband asked frustratedly. "When I was a child, my mother always used her body to keep me warm. "Miss, there's nothing I can do about this." I can't jump off the train and go find your mother, can I? "I suddenly realized that a man who understands style is a good man, and a man who doesn't understand style is even better. 3. Spoon Mike walked into the restaurant and ordered a soup, and the waiter immediately brought it to him. As soon as the waiter walked away, Mike He shouted: "I'm sorry, I can't drink this soup. The waiter brought him another soup, but he still said, "I'm sorry, I can't drink this soup." "The waiter had no choice but to call the manager. The manager nodded respectfully to Mike and said, "Sir, this dish is our specialty and very popular with customers. Could it be that you..." "I mean, where is the spoon? "It is of course a good thing to correct mistakes after enlightenment. But we often correct the correct ones and leave the wrong ones. The result is that the mistakes are compounded. 4. In the dining room, an unusually humble person timidly touched Another customer, the man was wearing a coat. "Excuse me, are you Mr. Pierre?" "No, I'm not." "The man replied. "Ah," he breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I'm not mistaken, I am him, and you are wearing his coat. "I suddenly realized that it is not easy to be rational. People who are rational are often groveling; but people who are crooked are as angry as cattle. 5. Reply to a call from a Scotsman who went to London and wanted to visit an old man. Friend, but forgot his address, so he sent a telegram to my father: "Do you know Thomas's address? Quick report 1. On the same day, he received an urgent call back: "Yes." Epiphany When we finally found the most correct answer, we found that it was the most useless. 6. Sad story Three people went to New York for vacation. They booked a suite on the 45th floor of a high-rise hotel. One night, the elevator in the building broke down, and the attendant arranged for them to stay in the lobby overnight. After discussion, they decided to walk back to the room and agreed to take turns telling jokes, singing and telling stories to reduce the fatigue of climbing the stairs. The jokes were told and the songs were sung. After finally climbing to the 34th floor, everyone felt exhausted. "Okay, Peter, tell me a humorous story." Peter said, "It's not a long story, but it's extremely sad: I forgot my room key in the hall." Epiphany: We suffer, so we are humorous; we Humorous, so happy. 7. Selling books. A very famous author wants to visit the bookstore. The bookstore owner was so flattered that he quickly removed all the books and replaced them with the author's books. After the writer came to the bookstore, he was very happy and asked: "Does your store only sell my books?" "Of course not." The bookstore owner replied, "Other books are selling very well and they are all sold out." Epiphany "Flattery" It's a strange word: you seem to be flattering him, but also seeming to be insulting him. 8. Help In the lobby of the post office, an old lady walked up to a middle-aged man and said politely: "Sir, could you please help me write the address on the postcard?" "Of course." The middle-aged man pressed the old man's button. The request was done. 1The old lady said again: "Write a little paragraph for me again, okay? Thank you!" "Okay." After the middle-aged man finished writing what the old lady said, he asked with a smile: "Is there anything else that I can help with? "Well, there is one more little thing." The old lady looked at the postcard and said, "Please add this sentence at the bottom: I apologize for the illegible writing." I realized that if you don't help, people will hate you for a week; If the help is not perfect, it might as well be... There has been a severe drought in Australia for two years. My grassland is not prosperous and I cannot withstand my neighbor's big horses, so I have to ask my neighbor to get rid of the horses.

But the grass had to be cut when it grew taller. To save trouble, in March this year, I bought two sheep and put them on the grass to graze. The sheep my wife chose was small and lean, and she named it Heidi. The sheep I chose was fat and strong, and I named it Gale. According to ranchers, they resemble wild sheep. After untying them and taking off the blindfold, Gale jumped up and banged his head on the door I welded with iron pipes again and again, trying to run out, but Heidi only hit it once and stopped. Hit. Put them on the pasture, and as soon as people approach them, they will run wildly in fear. After a while, we discovered that the seemingly powerful Gale followed the petite Heidi everywhere. As long as Heidi didn't move, Gale wouldn't run; wherever Heidi went, Gale would also go. Later, I gradually discovered that Heidi and Gale reacted very differently to things: when I fed them vegetables for the first time (this should be the first time they had ever been exposed to vegetables in their lives), Heidi hesitated for a while, and the first one Come over, smell it first, and then eat it; but when Gail saw Heidi eating it, she ate it without smelling it. It seems that leaders must have the quality to explore new things. My little dog is only one foot long, but he always likes to join in the fun and help me herd the sheep. At first, the two of them were chased around by the dog. When the puppy got the better of them, the bigger Gale just ran away without thinking about his back. Instead, the smaller Heidi turned around suddenly and started to nudge the puppy. The puppy was so frightened that he immediately ran away. So, they understood that puppies are not scary, they just rely on human power! look! Leaders must also have a rebellious spirit. I tied them both up with chains (when they couldn't run away), and when I got close, Heidi actually came over to sniff and lick my hand with her tongue; but Gale would rather die than surrender, and I forced my hand on it. It wouldn't smell even if I put my nose on it, it would just shrink back. It seems that leaders must also have strong ability to compromise and adapt. Every time I approached them, Gale always ran first; while Heidi was calmer and only started to run when I was really close. look! Leaders must also be bold. What interests me, however, is this: None of them were leaders in their original flock. Why did Heidi suddenly become a leader and Gail a follower in an unfamiliar environment? I believe that when there is no sheep, both of them must act intuitively in the new environment. Heidi may have more leadership qualities such as novelty, boldness, rebellion, and compromise than Gale. Therefore, when encountering a new situation, Heidi takes action first before Gale takes action. So, the safest thing for Gail was to follow Heidi's lead. Over time, Gail's leadership qualities deteriorated the more they were not used, and Gail became a follower of Heidi; on the contrary, the more Heidi's leadership qualities were used, the more they became stronger, and her leadership ability became stronger and stronger. This judgment was further confirmed by the subsequent development of their relationship: now whenever a new situation arises, Gail's first reaction is to move closer to Heidi - seeking protection and waiting for instructions. Thus, a relationship between leader and led was formed, and a leader was born: Heidi had the right to tease Gail in the morning. Some people may say: "Is the emergence of the leader sheep determined innately?" I said: "No! Times make heroes. If they are not bought out of the big pasture, they will be just sheep until they die; if The ones bought back are not Heidi and Gail, but Gail and a sheep whose leadership qualities are not as good as Gail's. Then Gail will become the leader; if three sheep are bought back, the other's leadership qualities will be the same. Heidi's is almost the same, Heidi has to compete with it to decide who will be the leader."