Happy weekend joke

Happy weekend short joke daquan: Our school has one department, one department, one class and one student, and that student is me, so the school is called squatting at home. More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Happy weekend (1) 1. The teacher asked: There is a kind of horse in the world, black and white. What kind of horse is it?

Xiaoming: QR code!

Teacher: Get out.

2. In the music class, the teacher asked: What kind of music do students like?

Xiaoming shouted:? Teacher, is the bell music?

Teacher:? Also calculate! ?

Xiaoming:? I like it. ?

Teacher:? Get out. ?

3. Teacher: You only read novels a day, but didn't study hard. I haven't seen you write novels.

Xiaoming: You smell incense every day. I haven't seen you eat.

Teacher: Get out. . .

Xiao Ming: Teacher, must the distance from 1 to-1 be 2?

Teacher: It must be. 1 minus-1 equals 2. This is a fact and can't be wrong.

Xiao Ming: Then why is the distance from 1 building to-1 building only 1 building?

Teacher: Get out. . .

Today, the teacher handed out the test paper, and the teacher said: Don't write if it is difficult. ?

The teacher was about to send it to Xiaoming. Xiaoming said, Teacher, you don't have to send it to me. ?

The teacher said: Why? ?

? Didn't you say men don't have to write?

Teacher: Get out. . .

Happy weekend short jokes daquan (2) 1, in class, the teacher called the roll:

? Xiao Qiang?

? To! ?

? Zhang Jian?

? To! ?

? Zhao Yang?

? To! ?

Suddenly, the teacher frowned and said to himself, Hey, did you get the wrong roster?

Suddenly, the whole class was silent and the teacher glared. . .

2. What did the class teacher say in junior high school? Be careful not to break your eyes when playing in internet cafes all day. How shameful it is to wear glasses after three rounds of pedaling! ?

The teacher didn't hear the roll call when he was absent-minded in class. After class, I went to the teacher to explain, hoping that he could erase my absence mark.

The female teacher looked up at me and muttered: No way! You don't even listen to people's nagging! Hum! Just remember you! ?

Today, my roommate called the teacher in Shu Gao and said, Teacher, it's too cold today. If I don't get up, I won't go to class.

I didn't expect the teacher to say that it was cold enough and I haven't got up yet. Go back to sleep. . .

5, junior high school English exam, one will not, I will choose B for all multiple-choice questions.

Finally, I got 13, and the teacher finally taught me: don't choose what you want all day. ?

6. Never talk back to the head teacher! You are wrong. I sometimes scold you! I'll hit you if you have a point. I know this very well. After all, I have been a class teacher for so many years.

Happy weekend short joke daquan (3) 1, driving school practiced today and touched the coach's thigh when shifting gears. He looked frightened.

I am very excited to start the road test. But fortunately, release the handbrake, fill the gas door, release the brake, lightly step on the clutch and slowly supply oil, first gear plus second gear, second gear plus third gear! ! ! The whole process was done in one go, without any sense of disobedience?

The examiner said, can we start by lighting a fire?

3, pour the library, wait left and right, how can you not get in, and finally?

Coach: Come on, get down! ! Let's move it in!

I learned to go on the road a few days ago. The coach told me to step on the gas. I fished for a long time and didn't step on it. I blurted it out. Where is the oil? Where is the oil?

Make the coach happy: in the supermarket, there are rapeseed oil and peanut oil. Which one do you want?

My cousin got a driver's license. In order to practice his skills, he drove his family tractor all day and wandered around the village. . .

As a result, he passed the exam, but he couldn't turn around, so he rolled down the glass and looked at the front wheel. What did the coach ask him?

He said:? This car is not as advanced as a tractor. I can't see how the front wheels turn! ?

I want to get a driver's license, but I'm afraid of driving. If I get flustered in the car, I must not let the coach scold me to death. . .

My friend gave me a hint: tell the coach that you are stupid as soon as you get on the bus, and the coach will be more patient with you!

I am a treasure! When I arrived at the driving school, I just got on the bus and smiled and said to the coach, coach, I'm so stupid!

The coach gave me an oblique look and said coldly, I knew it early!

Me. . .

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