A funny joke.

1. I found that some people want to find someone to fall in love with because some places are not suitable for 1 people to eat.

You must not challenge my bottom line, or I will revise it.

There must be pure friendship between men and women, because every girl who knows me says that she can only be friends with me at most.

4. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me handsome behind my back and say I look good. Are you bored? Just like no one else knows!

My wife doesn't know why she always loses her temper today. I said to my son, your mother has rabies today, so don't mess with her! Otherwise, she will bite whoever she catches! I didn't go right after my wife asked me to do the dishes. The son said, Dad, go quickly, or my mother will bite you, and I can't stop!

It is said that a person's career is inversely proportional to his appearance. I can't bear to look in the mirror. It seems that I am doomed to accomplish nothing in my life.

7. I just had dinner in a restaurant I don't often go to and haven't ordered yet. A beautiful woman sent me an order directly. As soon as I saw it, it was the same as the meal I ordered last time. I asked her why, and she said, I remember a guest who was so thin and had such a good appetite. Didn't I just fry a shredded potato and eat six bowls of rice from your house last time? As for me, I am so obsessed?

8. The so-called pig-like roommate is that I have a cold and ask him to bring a box of black and white ones. As a result, he brought me a pack of Oreos.

9. The teacher asked: If you had only one day to live, where would you like to go most? Student A: I will leave this classroom on the last day of this school. Teacher: How touching! There are still such studious students. Student: Teacher, don't get me wrong, because I feel like … every day in the classroom is like a year!

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1 1. Our biggest misunderstanding of human nature is that everyone has a little conscience.

12. I remember when I was in high school, there were three canteens in the school. One of them is newly opened, and a particularly beautiful girl is cooking for students. There are the most people at that window at noon every day, all outside the canteen. Then I was harassed by all kinds when I was cooking. Finally, my sister couldn't stand it anymore and changed seats with her aunt next to her. Finally, a large group of people were playing with chickens in the canteen.

13. There was a couple who had been married for several years and had no children, but her mother-in-law was unhappy. She turned around and said, it's time for an old hen to lay eggs after so many years! "It didn't take long for my daughter-in-law to be pregnant, or twins. Two years later, my daughter-in-law was pregnant again. After examination, she was twins, and finally she gave birth again. Great, my mother-in-law is complaining about this and that all day with her four children at home, and my daughter-in-law says, Are you tired? Everyone else's old hens bring more than a dozen. ...

14. Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is tolerant of my mental derangement, and the other is as crazy as me.

15. "I have never seen much money in my life when I feel that my wallet is really pitiful. It's sad to be your mirror. You have never seen anyone in your life. "

16. My mother came to my bedroom with her mobile phone and said, Daughter, my mother's mobile phone always reminds me that there is not enough memory, and now she is stuck playing landlords. Please take a look at it for me. I was playing a game and casually said, my mobile phone is old and I can't help it! So my mother turned her head and left, muttering: It seems that I can only deduct some money from my daughter's school living expenses to buy a new mobile phone! I quickly got up and said to her: Mom, I think you should save your mobile phone!

17. There are many clocks in the church, and their speeds are different. The priest explained that the clock represents a person, and the more business, the faster it turns. Lady: Which is my husband? Father: God uses it as a fan.

18. Contemporary four virtues: information is returned in seconds, appointments are on time, money is paid back on time, and people mind their own business.

19. The only person you can hurt is the one who loves you the most in the world, because others can't care about you.

20. When I was a child, the head teacher came to my home as a guest. The head teacher said: he failed in math in grade three! Father said angrily to the class teacher: it's too one-sided for you to say that about a child! The head teacher was stunned by my father! Father went on to say: when did he pass the third grade Chinese? If you don't like it, fight, scold. You're welcome ... Father! You're welcome. What do you mean?

2 1. You just don't love me enough, or you will turn to me.

22. My cousin's sixth date broke up and became an older single dog. Seeing menstruation's angry face, my cousin advised: Mom, this shows that six girls are not the right people, and it is difficult to find the right people ... My aunt sighed and said: Alas, no wonder you can't find the right one among the four, let alone one among the six.

23. In my heart, I want to eat crayfish. Let's string together at midnight, whether it's spicy or not. Please order what you like and forget the weight loss plan. Fat people are the most attractive, you know?

24. I worked late last night and was a little upset. Later, I quarreled with a female colleague because of a little thing, and even abused each other! The next morning, I was having a hot breakfast with my wife, and my female colleague tinkled and sent three words: We are all adults, so let's forget about last night! Pretending nothing happened ... it's cruel, and now my daughter-in-law still ignores me?