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Ten short jokes happened because of typos.

A young man who didn't like studying went to work in the city and wrote a letter home: "Mom and Dad, I have a good life here, eating white buns and sleeping in a fire pit (kang), but it rained two days ago, and I found out that I was killed (umbrella). Come on!" The parents fainted on the spot.

A student loves to write wrong words, and always writes rest as drink.

in his diary, he wrote, "The monitor instructed us to carry excrement, and everyone worked so hard that no one dared to have a drink. Later, we were really tired, so we secretly drank behind our monitor's back. "

I ate a kilo.

A man went out in the morning and saw a pile of shit next to him, so he went home and wrote: I saw a pile of shit at my door, and I ate a kilo! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

. After getting up in the morning, we gathered at the school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I wonder which funeral home your home is? The teacher never knew ... (appearance)

. Last night, my left eyelid kept jumping, and I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today

Teacher's comment: Are you so old, son? (bad omen)

. It is said in the newspaper that oysters polluted by heavy metals can "cure" cancer ...

Teacher's comment: a word difference makes people turn over! Should I hurry to raise oysters? It will make a lot of money ... (carcinogenic)

. Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken pieces and shit" ...

Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (One chicken nugget)

. When I was going out shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got caught in my anus in a hurry, which was really unlucky.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is very curious-whose anus is so big …? (Steel Gate)

. After visiting the flower market, I bought a "cheap man" and prepared to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher's comment: pronounce it correctly, and gladiolus will cry ...

. My history teacher is short, with long hair and a bad temper, and a little "chest" ...

Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Give me a tight skin in history class. (fierce)

. I think I am a good student who is both academic and worrying ...

Teacher's comment: You should worry-fail. (excellent)