Collect 100 super classic jokes!

99% of people died laughing on the spot after watching it

1: A boy and girl slept in the same room, and the woman drew a line and said: "Anyone who crosses the line is a beast." When she woke up, she found that the man had really failed to cross the line. The woman slapped the man hard: "You are worse than a beast."

The next day, the man and woman slept in the same room and the woman continued to draw the same picture. There was a line warning, and the man learned the lesson from last time and planned to cross the line late at night, but failed because of nervousness. After dawn, the woman slapped the man and said, "I didn't expect you to be worse than an animal."

2: In the hospital, a family was blessed with a baby boy. The baby spoke right after he was born, and the baby said: "Grandpa." Grandpa died with a cry. The child said again: "Grandma." Grandma died with a cry. The child said again: "Dad." His father said "ah" and saw that he was not dead. At this time, the child's old uncle said "ah" and died.

3: The kangaroo and the frog went to have sex with the chicken. The kangaroo finished the job three times and two times, and only listened to the frog next door saying "Hey!" all night long! One, two, three Hey! The kangaroo was so envious. The next day, the kangaroo said: "Wow!~~Brother Frog, you are great!" The frog said: "Fuck, I didn't jump on the bed all night!~~"

4: I saw a person in the supermarket that day who read the post but didn't reply. He quietly put his hand on the barcode scanner and saw the screen display: Pig's trotters 8 yuan. He thought the machine was broken, so he put his face close to it, and the screen showed: Pork head meat 5 yuan

5: An elephant asked the camel: 'Why does your breast grow on your back? ’ The camel said: ‘Stay away, I won’t talk to a thing with a penis on its face!

6: A female kindergarten teacher led her students to swim and accidentally exposed a hair. A student asked: Teacher, what is that? The female teacher pulled it out ruthlessly and said: Thread!

7: The little girl always showed off her new toys to the little boy. The little boy had no choice but to take off his pants and said: You will never have this! The girl also took off her pants and said: My mother said as long as I have This, you can have as many of those things as you want!

8: A row of prostitutes were waiting for customers on the street. An 80-year-old woman saw them and asked curiously: What are you waiting for? The prostitute said angrily: Wait for the lollipop! The old woman joined the queue to wait for candy, but was arrested by the police. The police asked the old woman: Can you still do it even if you don’t have any teeth? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick it! ! !

9: The driver sent the leader to attend a cultural evening party. When the leader entered the venue, the driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said: The leader and I are in the same system. The security guard said: Chicken X and egg are also in the same system. Chicken X has gone in, can the egg go in?

10: One day, someone’s wife gave birth to a baby. He hurried to the hospital to visit him. After waiting for n hours, crying came from the delivery room. He shouted happily, I will be the father. Got it! At this time, the doctor came out with a sad face and told him that the child was born with a congenital malformation. A certain gentleman stayed there and didn't understand the reason. Suddenly his wife shouted from the delivery room: It's all God's fault. I always read and don't reply to posts. It's retribution. 99% of people died smiling on the spot after reading this. ....If you don’t fall to the ground, you are 1%