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The teacher said to the students, "children, the headmaster will come to ask you questions this afternoon, and you should answer them well." Benjamin, you are the first. The headmaster will ask you who created it. You should answer that God created it. Tom, you are the second. The headmaster will ask you who is the earliest person in the world, and you will answer Adam and Eve. Remember, don't answer wrong. In the afternoon, just as the headmaster was coming, Benjamin went to the toilet because of a sudden unbearable stomachache. When the headmaster came into the classroom, he saw that the first seat was empty and asked Tom in the second seat, "Who created you?" Tom replied, "Adam and Eve." The headmaster was anxious: "What? Don't you know that you were created by God? " Tom: "God created man to go to the toilet because of stomachache." Of course, a man kept a parrot that only said "of course", so he decided to sell it. "Your parrot?

How much is Nautilus? "Asked the buyer 1000 yuan. "The seller replied." Why is it so expensive? "

"My parrot is very clever!" "Parrot, are you smart?" Asked the buyer. "Of course."

The buyer then bought the parrot. He was born when he found that parrots could only say "of course"

He said angrily, "Only a fool would spend 1000 yuan on such a parrot." "Of course!" Replied the parrot

Just these two. Just try it.