Classic quotations from Guli in a small age

If you have seen Dai Xiao, you will never forget Gu Li, a rational, calm and cruel woman among all women in the world. She is good at telling cold jokes and cruel words. She was once evaluated by Lin Xiao and others as "You are a live snake!" You need to have 100% accurate control over your life. Any accurate number will immediately ignite the passion of Coulee. On the occasion of the upcoming release of Tiny Times 3, 365 Quotations and Lines Network specially took stock of Guli's classic quotations and lines. I hope you will like them!

1, Dad, if you're not going to the Hawaiian lawn party, would you please change that tie around your neck? "

2. "I really wanted to stand at attention and salute her!"

3. "That's a bit difficult. My grandmother has been buried underground for a long time. " "Also burned to ashes, are you ok? Don't turn her old man's house out of the soil to dry ... ""Your grandmother is a ghost story, and your whole family is a ghost story! Also, if you dare to use words like' pull' or' somebody else' in front of me again, I swear I will bury you in the ground and dig you up. "

4. "No! Sister and elder sister are completely different species! Just like auntie! Creatures of two worlds! If it was an accident that they threw mud at me like a Dalmatian, then that child called me big sister on purpose! "

5, ... Coulee suddenly sat up in the dark with a scream. After turning on the bedside lamp in a hurry, Tang suddenly said with relief, "I suddenly touched your arm just now, and I thought I was half asleep."

A man slept next to me and scared me to death! " ....

6. "Can you keep your voice down? I'm afraid the old man downstairs who is boiling water will miss this wonderful broadcast."

7. "Did you just get dressed and take a shower?" Nan Xiang gave Gu Li a white look and said, "I just finished washing clothes." Guli continued to drink the soup and said, "So you just drank it bad?"

8. She glanced at Tang Xiangru, frowned and said, "You were beaten? No, early in the morning, who did it? That man is sick! " Don was completely frightened. Then he turned and left angrily. "What is she doing? Revenge? " My heart is very tired. "Don't tell me you can't tell she's wearing makeup." Coulee waved. "Don't be funny."

After a while, 9 suddenly raised his head, "no? Really? " South Hunan and I nodded gravely at the same time. Coulee: "Scary ..."

10, "I really can't stand wandering alone in the autumn wind. Decadent pleasure? Why doesn't he die! "

1 1, "The foie gras per guest is four ounces! I want to ask you what you want to raise with ten ounces? "

12, "I don't think white candlesticks and photo frames should be put on the dining table. After all, this is not a funeral. What do you think? "

13, "If you insist on using red napkins and gold knives and forks, please help me prepare the bridal chamber after dinner."

14, "mom, for the sake of the white snake and the god of wealth, can you go to my birthday party without wearing that skirt that almost exposes your whole breasts?" I suspect that you need to put your breasts on the plate at the dining table when you eat. Don't you think that looks like a main course? Roast suckling pig or fresh papaya or something ... "15," Dad, if you don't come back on my birthday, I'll make all the cigars in your study into one piece. Are you kidding? Oh no, I'm serious. When have you ever seen me joking? "

16, "Neil, if you dare to send me peony flowers again ... of course you did! Besides, you wrote' You are like a peony' on the card. Do you know how many times Tang has successfully turned over for this? "

17, "Lin Xiao, to be honest, if I drive Lucy out of the house one day, his things will be much more than yours. . . "

18, she looked at the three of us, shook her head in distress and picked up the phone. "Lucy, call me when the driver of the second car is near the door. At the same time, you can ask the driver of the third car to start. "

19, "Don, your bowl is too big. What do you do with it? " In fact, Tang just took out his footbath and prepared to put it in the toilet. . . )

20. "Lin Xiao, this pair of underwear is a sword. Why is it in your box? What? When did your ass grow so big? What other damn brand actually makes women's underwear into boxers? Xianhui! " I shouted at him in front of a room full of silent porters, "That's obviously a triangle!" " )

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