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A sarcastic sentence

1, get out of my defense with your hypocrisy, and don't play dumb for me here.

When I have money, I will take you to the best nerve hospital.

After so many years, I really admire your parents' endurance. After watching you for so long, your heart is fine.

4. Your fans are flies, because flies like poop.

The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.

6. The oversized shameless megaphone is a disgrace to Eskimos.

7. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

9. Interaction is very important in an interview. Your eyes should know how to meet the eyes from the audience, which is a necessary skill for a job seeker.

10, dog, go back to your nest. I don't want to see you. I think you are disgusting. Then don't bow your head and beg my brother to accept your apology.

1 1. Look down at what's in your crotch before you talk to your brother.

12, your face is like a sports shoe, you will feel very comfortable when you step in it!

13, all under the banner of the people. It's all bean curd residue projects.

14, whether in work or life, fools only talk with their mouths; A wise man speaks with his head, and a wise man speaks with his heart.

15. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

16, is your mother a stepmother? Drinking poisoned milk powder every day has created a brain-dead person like you.

17, roll it up to know that you are so round! This roll is good. I can't stop.