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It takes two hands to make a sound.
It takes one hand to clap, but it takes one hand to clap.
Fifteen people were chatting noisily.
You can't hatch a chicken in 2 1 day, bad guy.
The bottle mouth of Erguotou is very tight.
A mouse droppings spoils a pot of soup.
I played chess for two days, diamond cut diamond.
It takes one hand to clap, but it takes one hand to clap.
A teacher has his own boxing style.
Dogs smell (text) in the toilet and smell (text) out.
The player teaches his disciples behind the scenes.
The mouse climbed into the book box and spoke like a book.
Headrest toilet board smells (text) shit (wind)
Pick up the girl halfway and learn from scratch
Guan Yu sent Cao Cao to Cao Cao's camp, and his heart was in the Han Dynasty.
Zhuge Liang put forward an empty plan to save the world.
Frog at the bottom of the well is short-sighted
Zhang Ba's desk lamp can see others but not himself.
You don't even bother to knock over an oil bottle.
A dead mouse on his belt pretended to be hunting.
The thermometer fell into the refrigerator and plummeted.
There is nothing the Tathagata can do by scratching his head.
Stir-fried leek with shredded lotus root, clear (green) and white.
The rice cake fell in the ash pile, and it could not be blown or photographed.
It's your own fault to sharpen the razor with your tongue.
I was happy for nothing when I found money in my dream.
Kerosene fire has many hearts.
The intention (quantity) of not selling rice is not good.
The Longwang Temple is on fire.
Sheep froze to death in June. It's a long story.
The barber took his apprentice to learn from scratch.
Confucius swept the floor with a broom.
The wood brought into the alley can't turn around.
See mosquitoes make a mountain out of a molehill and draw their swords.
The chopped camphor tree doesn't want to die (dry)
The water poured on the mouse will not die or peel off.
I don't know how to throw stones into wells (Dong)
A golden bullet killed a bird, and the small one lost a big one.
Borrow usury to buy coffins, save face and suffer.
The bookworm's backpack is full of articles.
Confucius fell to the bottom of the bridge and his body (poem) flowed.
Confucius' wallet (dummy)
Confucius' article is even worse.
Confucius speaks in the opera.
It's too late to dig a well when you are thirsty.
Sail in a cesspit
Draw water and shake pulley (Lu Lu)
Hit the snake seven inches to find the key
The Dragon King jumped into the sea and returned to his hometown.
Horn oil is sharp and slippery.
Dogs catch mice and mind their own business.
The monkey looked in the mirror and got carried away.
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