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What advertising words were used in the fourth issue of "Camel brand goat milk" in 2009?

No milk, no milk, no milk, no milk this year;

Drink camels, camels, camels, camels, camels!

(melatonin)

Camel brand, the fighting milk in goat milk.

(From "Rooster Laying Eggs, Fighter in Rooster", from Song Dandan's sketch)

Long years have passed, and Didi Tuopai is in love.

(Tuopai Qujiu)

Drinking camel's goat's milk is really worthy of our mouth!

(Gekko)

Who knows who uses it!

(Carving transparent soap)

I won't talk to him about ordinary people!

(Fan Wei-Wantong Jingu Tablet)

Camel brand goat milk tablets are fruity, and one tablet is worth five.

(Li Ding-New Cover Middle Cover High Calcium Tablets)

Sleep soundly when eating white films during the day, but not sleepy when eating black films at night. (That's the opposite ...)

(white plus black)

Fate!

(Zhao Benshan sketch)