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Similarities between Lincoln and Kennedy

1860 Lincoln was elected president.

Kennedy was elected president on 1960.

They are all committed to human rights.

Both wives lost their children in the White House.

Both of them were assassinated on Friday.

Both were shot in the head.

Lincoln's secretary's name is Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by southerners.

Their successors are all surnamed Johnson.

Lincoln's successor, andrew johnson, was born in 1808.

Kennedy's successor, lyndon johnson, was born in 1908.

Lincoln was assassinated in 1839.

Kennedy was assassinated in 1939.

Both assassins have three words in their names.

Both assassins have 15 letters in their names.

Lincoln was assassinated at Ford Theatre.

Kennedy was assassinated in a Lincoln car made by Ford.

The assassin hid in the warehouse after stabbing Lincoln in the theater.

After shooting Kennedy in the warehouse, the assassin hid in the theater.

Both assassins were killed before the trial.

Lincoln was assassinated in Monroe, Maryland a week ago.

The week before Kennedy was assassinated, he was with Marilyn Monroe.