What are some jokes about how much one plus one equals?

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "What is one plus one equal to?" Xiao Ming didn't know, so the teacher asked Xiao Ming to go home and ask.

Xiao Ming came home and asked his mother: "Mom, what is one plus one?" Xiao Ming's mother was playing mahjong. While reading, she read an article about Zhang Side, so she said: "Zhang Side..." Finally, Xiao Ming went to ask her brother, who was arguing with others about who killed the experimental bug. He said angrily: "It was killed by your slap!"

The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: "What is one plus one equal to?" Xiao Ming said: "I'm crazy!" The teacher Very angry: "Who told you?" Xiao Ming said again: "Zhang Side." The teacher was very surprised and asked: "Isn't he dead?" "He was slapped to death by you!"

There was a psycho who got a pistol from nowhere. He was walking in a small black alley and suddenly met a young man. Without saying a word, the psycho pushed the young man to the ground and pointed a gun at his head! Asked: "1 1 = how much?" The young man was frightened! After pondering for a long time, he answered: "Equal to two"! Psycho shot him without hesitation! Then he pulled the gun into his arms and said coldly: "You know too much!"