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I am now seriously troubled by a problem, that is, to stay at home and bear the burden of humiliation or to leave home without my children.

At the sight of silly elder sister, Lao Tzu likes to make fun of a few words, which is not a personal hobby:

First of all, this kind of thing, more humane companies will generally send representatives to attend the funeral. Of course, the general situation is limited to the grief of parents. You, the manager, came all the way to attend your grandfather's funeral. I can only say that he has a brain problem or is up to something, and you don't want to think about it. You're just a clerk. What makes you? You said it was because he was good to you, good to you? I want to believe it, but now it turns out that this is not the case. This is not as good as you say, so your first mistake is: you lack the wisdom to know people, and you open your heart to others too easily. To put it bluntly, you are stupid;

Second, you risk falling in love with that dude. I'm telling you, this is the right starting point. If you can really follow your original plan, it will be a good move. But then, you just couldn't hold it. You are so eager for sex that you are forced to wear condoms, so you are pregnant. This is your second weakness: you like to be smart and self-righteous.

Third, this is my least favorite thing, that is, fucking fortune telling. Your fortune-teller said that you would not get married until 20 1 1 years later, or you would get divorced. So far, you have given birth without a license. Why does he say that fortune tellers are not good at getting married? Because you fucking believe in fortune telling, he can easily persuade you to promise him not to get married and have this baby. This is your third weakness: fucking superstition. How old the fuck are you this year? Mao Gang grew up quickly. He also believes in fortune telling at a young age. Is he out of his mind

Fourth, you were persuaded by him, but not by your parents. You had a fight with your mother and gave birth to your child. During pregnancy, your brother-in-law made trouble with you, and you still don't know the taste? You have a fucking brain and a pig brain. This is your fourth weakness: a little carelessness. You don't know who is really good to you and who is not good to you. Think about it with your chest, and you will know that your mother will love you. The donkey kicks your head;

Fifth, the baby is almost three months old, and people have no plans to get married for you at all, let alone build a house. Not buying? You are so stupid. Force, you are with a rich man, and admit it if you lose, but you find a fucking poor man and don't give him a certificate of fertility machine for free. I regret it now and don't know what to do.

If your man is on your side, you still have a chance to make a comeback, but if your man and his parents are tarred with the same brush, you may have no chance at all, so wake up for a long time! Everything is voluntary, and it's no use saying goodbye to others. For today, strive for the best interests for yourself, and it is best to get married smoothly; If you can't, go, pinch your legs, and open the door to welcome guests when you meet the right person ... Little girl, if I were your father, I wouldn't kill you!