Classic couple joke

Classic lovers joke one:

3 1. Yesterday, mm came to help me wash clothes and hang them until the last one. I said, it's time to show your man's height. As soon as I stand on tiptoe, I want to hang up directly. As a result, I failed. I was ashamed, but she grabbed my waist and said hey, picked me up! Shit! It's true. Lift it up and your feet will sway! After hanging up the phone, my self-esteem was greatly teased. I have insomnia at night.

32、? My girlfriend is dating another man behind my back. ? Oh, your girlfriend is really strong. ?

33, an unrestrained lesbian, and a person who is usually very boring, this is the background. Me:? What do you think of this boring gourd? She:? He is cold outside and hot inside. ?

Me:? Men's show type? I didn't expect you to like this! ?

She:? Who doesn't like men's shows He is annoyed with others and coquettish with me. ? I was confused at once.

34. A young female judge is trying a case of insulting women! Judge:? Please describe the situation carefully! ? Victim:? At that time, the suspect invaded my house, threatened me to take off my clothes with a knife and made me honk his horn! ? Judge:? Where's the horn for the crime? Give me the speaker for criminals! ? The suspect cried: huh? Really? ! ? 35. A man accidentally walked into the ladies' room! I happened to meet a girl when I came out! The girl immediately asked: Don't you know this is for ladies only? The man immediately replied:? This is for ladies, too! ?

Classic lovers joke 2:

36, there is a couple, because they are too poor, often have no food all day long! Therefore, the wife proposed to make out with her husband three times a night instead of three meals! Husband agreed after listening! After getting up the next day, my husband felt dizzy! While walking, the husband held the wall and said to himself: Dear, this can not only be eaten as food, but also be drunk as wine! ?

37. A newly married couple went to the castle for their honeymoon! The wife thought of an interesting note, as long as the castle rings every time, the husband and wife go to bed once! On the first night, the couple slept every time they rang the bell! The next day, my husband thought, this is not the way, and my body will definitely be overwhelmed! So the husband secretly found the person in charge of ringing the bell and said, I want to ask you a favor. Can you ring the bell every two hours tonight? I'm really exhausted! ? The person in charge said:? I'm really embarrassed because my wife stipulates that I can only rest by ringing the doorbell! ?

38. A lovelorn person visited a friend's house and said:? My girlfriend left me, and I don't want to live. ? Friend comfort: Women are like clothes. You can take it off if you want. What's the big deal? Just as my friend's wife heard this, she said angrily, What? Say it again. ? Friends hurriedly smile. My good wife, I mean, women are pants, how can they take them off casually?

39. A young man fell in love with a girl, and finally the girl became his fiancee. Today is the girl's birthday, and the young man wants to give a gift. He came to the shop and saw diamonds and jewels? . But they are too expensive. Suddenly, the young man saw a vase, which was very beautiful. The young man thought it was appropriate to give it to his fiancee. But still so expensive? The young man looked at it for a long time, and finally the manager noticed him. The manager sympathized with his situation. He pointed to a pile of vase fragments by the wall and said, well, I'll have these fragments sent to you, and then let this man enter the door and pretend to fall. On the girl's birthday, young people are very nervous. Sure enough, a guy sent a box and dropped it when he entered the door. All the guests looked at the box and opened it. It is a broken vase fragment, but each piece is packaged separately.

40. A couple are whispering. You are the second happiest person in the world. W: Why? Man: I am the happiest person in the world, because I have you. Woman: Really! However, I will soon become the happiest person in the world. M: Why? W: Because I will leave you soon.

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