What do you want to say to me secretly? How should I answer humor?

How to respond humorously when someone asks you what you want to eat? Others may just be polite

1. Funny jokes: "Doctor, I have severe autism!" "Oh, then You have to do good deeds and accumulate virtue!" "Why?" "Because if you do unrighteousness, you will be autistic!"

2. Funny jokes: When Lao Wang came home from get off work, his neighbor greeted him and said: "Lao Wang, Your hairstyle today is very cool!" Lao Wang smiled and said, "Oh, you don't even want to ask who did it." The neighbor became interested and asked, "Who did it?" Lao Wang pointed outside and said: "Fifth to sixth level northwest wind."

3. Funny joke: A man couldn't sleep at night, so he called his friends to harass him. The friend said impatiently: "What do you want to do!" He said: "Then tell me what to do if you have insomnia." The friend said helplessly: "Count the sheep." He shouted: "What's wrong with me? Shouldn’t those born in the Year of the Sheep be unable to sleep?"

4. Funny jokes: After dinner... My husband loves to eat meat very much, so I would nag him, "Don't eat meat all the time, you are not even forty years old. , look at your blood pressure, blood lipids, and cholesterol are also high, why don't you tell yourself that you are not tall?" Just listen to the girl watching TV: "You are not tall..."

5. Funny jokes: There were no seats on the bus and I had to stand. I found a wretched-looking uncle sitting opposite me. He always stepped on my feet lightly, and I glared at him angrily. The uncle even winked at me, which scared me so much that I quickly got out of the car. Damn it, after getting off the car, I suddenly found that my wallet was gone.

6. Funny joke: I just went to wash my hands and saw a few wasps on the floor next to the sink. Then I held the water in my hands and poured it on the wasps! Sure enough, I was splashed. I was thinking: I let you fly, I let you fly! What disappoints me is that the wasp can still fly, heading towards me...! Doctor, how long will it take for my eyes to disappear?

When you go to a restaurant to eat abalone, this is the only professional answer. Don't be funny when the waiter asks you "how many" you want.

First of all, what we need to do is to take the initiative to ask the waiter. Your store sells them separately. For a few abalones, usually smaller restaurants will sell 6 to 8 abalones. If it is a slightly higher-end restaurant, then they will sell 3 to 6 abalones. In fact, the number of abalones here, They refer to the size of the abalone, so you just have to remember that the more abalone you have, the cheaper it will be, and the fewer the abalone, the more expensive it will be.