Can you help me find the cold joke told by Chen Chen?

The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked, where are we going?

The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again.

The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again.

Tomatoes finally slowly turned around and said:

Aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk? !

2。 Two bananas went shopping in tandem. The banana in front felt very hot, so they took off their clothes. Guess what?

The banana in the back fell down.

3。 A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later?

It says, "aim ~ ~"

4。 There is a deer. It ran faster and faster, and finally became a highway.

5。 Once upon a time, there was a man named Cai, and everyone called him.

And ... one day, he was taken away!

6。 Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. .

7。 A bean bag crossed the road, was run over by a car, and his stomach burst. Then he looked at the explosion and said, "I" turned out to be a bean curd. "

8。 Once upon a time, there was a lamb. One day, he went out to play and met a wolf.

The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " ! ! "

Guess what?

As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

1. Awakening said that the beautician said that his skin was dry and he needed to use more hydrating cream. Vision Wei said, you might as well use Nongfu Spring to wake people up. ...

2. Which medicinal materials are most easily lost? Answer: ginseng. Because I am a stranger.

3. A polar bear has been plucking its hair ... it's so cold!

4. Chen Chen's children directly wipe their hands on clothes after eating. Chen Chen said, "If you wipe your hands on clothes again, the white clothes you wear will become camouflage clothes!"

Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Guess an idiom. A: The reason is clear.

6. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak meet without saying hello. Why? Because we don't know each other well.

7. Vision Wei: What's the difference between falling from the second floor and falling from the twentieth floor? He Yi looked childish: Although I heard this, I still want to ask, is there any difference? Chen Chen looked sweaty: When he fell from the second floor, he said, Bang! Falling from the twentieth floor is: ah, bang!

8. "You asked me why I chose YHM?" "Because we are all handsome."

9. On the breakfast table, YHM sprayed a face of oil when eating soup packets. Vision Wei sat next to the child YHM brought back and said, "Do you regret being with him? What a pity, isn't it? "

10. One noon, it was very hot. Two bananas are walking on the road. The banana in front said, it's hot, and then took off his clothes. The banana in the back slipped.

1 1. Wake up and teach Chen Chen to skateboard. Later, I found Chen Chen sitting on it, playing with his hands like that. Wake up and ask him, what are you doing? Chen Chen said, "Yesterday was not the Dragon Boat Festival. I am rowing a dragon boat! " "Then laugh at yourself.

12. Go to Xiangxi in the morning and say to the driver's master in the car: Master, slow down. If we fall off this mountain, Happy Boys won't be broadcast!

13. At lunch, Chen Chen asked Jason: Jason, what will happen if the shark accidentally eats mung beans? Jason thought for a long time, but he couldn't answer. Chen Chen said with a smile, mung bean shark!

14. There is a turtle running very fast. Who won the game with the rabbit? The tortoise won. There is a turtle and a rabbit with sunglasses. Who won the game? Or the tortoise won, because this tortoise is the tortoise that ran very fast just now.

15. One day at the dining table of the castle. It began to get cold in the morning: there was a fat girl who was too fat to describe. Go to the hospital weight loss center for consultation. The doctor gave her advice that she should eat an egg and a piece of bread every day. After a week, the doctor received a phone call from the fat girl: "Doctor, do you want to eat before or after meals?"

16. A black cat and a white cat are walking on the road together. As a result, the white cat fell into the ditch What did the black cat say when the white cat climbed up? The black cat said, "Meow ~ ~"

17. At lunch, Tang Xiao said that I was standing at the roadside last night when I suddenly heard Vision Wei fans shouting downstairs: Vision Wei! I almost got constipated. The audience burst into laughter, and Chen Chen said, Oh, I'm sorry. After a while, I asked him: Did it succeed later?

18. When the super girl entered the castle, everyone moved their luggage. Some people play tricks and bring the awakened box into the super girl's room. According to Chen Chusheng, it was put in the lobby on the first floor. When they woke up, they clumsily carried the box out. At this time, they quietly answered Chenchen: You are so thoughtful ~

19. A tortoise built a house and named a medicine. Close the middle cover.

20. The tortoise built another house and gave another medicine name. New cover, middle cover.

2 1. The little turtle went crazy, built more than 300 houses in one breath, and then gave the medicine another name. A huge energy shield.

One day, a male deer ran faster and faster, and finally became a "highway (deer)" ...

23. During the trip to Xiangxi, the host said that he had a gift for Chen Chen. Vision Wei: Really? Tell you what, can you come again tomorrow?

The host behind the scenes asked the contestants: Who will you call the baby in the future? Wake up and say: I will call someone I like very much. Chu Sheng said: I will call a child. Vision Wei said: Call a baby! Hug your arm tightly when you wake up: it's so cold. Then the host said, Do you want him to pass? Fan: But. Vision Wei said: It's cold here, so you won't let me pass.

25.5-in-4 VCR, and He Jie: "We are a combination of morning (sheng) meals!" Then He Jie was thinking about a slogan, Vision Wei: "We are a combination of morning (sheng) meals, and then we will have food!"

At the top 26.5 simulation conference, a super girl asked: Do you all have girlfriends? Answer honestly! Vision Wei: Who answered the phone? Why do you want the teacher to answer?

Behind-the-scenes interviews with the top 27.3. Moderator: Vision Wei, if you are qualified, please perform in the Crazy Edition. Vision Wei: I'm crazy. (Awkward pause) If I'm crazy, I'll just rush out of this studio (wake up with my hands on my shoulders and freeze to death). . . )

28. Moderator: What is handsome? Are you wearing sunglasses like this? Vision Wei: If I take off my sunglasses, you will still see two pairs of sunglasses ... (Big bags under your eyes and sweaty) Host: What are you most afraid of? Vision Wei: The game was extended, and then my face was covered with bags under my eyes. Moderator: What are your plans for the future? Vision Wei: (after a lot of serious talk) and then let the pimp …

29. In an interview, the host asked: What car do you like best? Vision Wei: Hummer. Moderator: How about we send you after the program? After the performance, Vision Wei: Don't you want to give me a car?

30. Four people are playing mahjong. Why did * * * come with five people? The fifth person is called Mahjong.

3 1. Chen Chen: How many faces does Chen Chusheng have? Moderator: I don't know. Chen Chen: Four. Moderator: Why? Chen Chen: Because it's surrounded.

32. Super girl stays in the castle, and fast man introduces the castle. Vision Wei pointed to the air conditioner next to him and said solemnly, "This is an air conditioner." .

33. Having dinner with Super Girl, after the fast men introduced themselves, Vision Wei suddenly looked at Jiebao and said, "He Jie, please introduce your name".

34. Besides, Le Orange is cold enough. Once watching the news of Chengdu TV, a reporter interviewed Le Orange at the Chengdu Fans' Meeting between Vision Wei and Miss Zhang. Reporter: Why do you like Vision Wei? Xiaole Orange: Handsome! How crisp! ) reporter: why did you come to the canvassing party? Xiaole Orange: Never seen a live one (Chen Chen).

What's the difference between falling from the second floor and falling from the twentieth floor?

(On the second floor) First, "Swing", then "Ah!"

(20th floor) First of all, "Ah! ~ ~ "is another kind of" swing "