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Interesting proverb

1, there is no light to watch the moon in the room, and no clothes to watch the heat.

2, all talk and no action, everything fails; Talk and do, and success will come soon.

3. Take copper as a mirror to adjust clothes, ancient as a mirror to see the rise and fall, and people as a mirror to know the gains and losses.

4, aunt relatives, several generations of relatives, interrupted bones connected to tendons.

5, don't be a master, I don't know if rice is expensive; Without a scale, how do you know the difference between one catty and two catties?

6. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am invisible, you are online, you are online and I am invisible.

8, even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: you are a grandfather!

9. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you must fall in love. Speaking of a world full of love? Lalala

10, the rich kill pigs and sheep in the New Year, and the poor have no oil or salt in the New Year. At the end of the year, the rich celebrate the New Year and the poor celebrate it.

1 1, it turns out that Wukong has always been very sexy: the strongest leopard-print skirt in history+red stockings+black boots+steel pipe.

12, I didn't watch the lion dance hall, and no one listened for three times.

13. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

14, it was pulled out before it could be molested.

15, the mother misses her son, and the Yangtze River waters, and the son misses his mother and cries.

16, don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

17, hot skin, not as cold as iron.

18, children should ponder when reading, don't blame the teacher for criticizing too much, pig iron is turned into steel, and swords should be sharpened no matter how fast.

19, Ada wears the new, Al wears the old, A San wears the mending, A Si wears the old.

Is there a heart born after 80 and a face born after 70 after 20 or 90?

2 1, the wife who grows vegetables eats vegetable feet, and the wife who makes shoes goes barefoot.

22. Dogs remember the road, cats remember home, and children only remember to eat wet nurses.

23, brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.

I'm relieved to know that you're not doing well?

25. On the road of love, Russia always stops and goes. My mother says Russia can't walk.

26, say one thousand, ten thousand, two horizontal and one vertical? Fuck? .

27. Fools don't know the value of cleverness, and health doesn't know the pain of illness.

28, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law will hit you.

29. Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

30. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall!

3 1, weeds should be eradicated as early as possible, and children's education should start from an early age.

I never talk about people. I always talk about myths.

33, the mother hangs in mind; The daughter hung on her mother and broke her liver and intestines.

34. If I can forgive your rudeness, can you tolerate my T-shirt TBT?

35. Clay figurines can't stand the rain, and lies can't stand the evidence.

36, yak is good, just look at the nose; Whether a girl is beautiful or not depends on her parents.

37. Only mom is good and dad is good.

38. Sugarcane is not as sweet as sugar, and it is not as sweet as menstruation.

39. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

40. Format yourself just to delete you.

4 1, people live seventy times, and asking for advice is not low.

42, people are anxious to vote for relatives, birds are anxious to vote for the forest.

43, people boast, a flower; Praise yourself, others laugh.

44, people respect some, dogs bite ugly.

45, people are old and yellow, and eagles are old and dull.

46. People who love to brag are full of cigarettes.

47. A thousand handles are not one handle.

48. For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you have to fall in love. What about a world full of love? Lalala?

49. The big dog climbs the wall and the little dog watches.

50. Although the father is bald, the son still calls him father.

5 1, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

Tomb-Sweeping Day, buy flowers to pay homage to the lost love.

53. You engage in art and I engage in you. This is called deep art..

54. Looking forward to getting better year after year, T-shirts are patched like jackets.

55. You are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

56. People say I'm thin, but I'm not obviously fat.

57. The pinhole wound is small, but it is very toxic; Hypocritical language, though euphemistic, is harmful.

58. Long carpenter, short blacksmith, neither long nor short tailor.

59. People are afraid of hunger, and the land is afraid of famine.

60. People are afraid to talk too much.

6 1, people are afraid of losing face, and trees are afraid of losing skin.

62. People are afraid of sadness, while trees are afraid of peeling.

63. People are afraid of self-confidence, while tigers are afraid of crowds.

64. The strong cheat patients and the weak cheat others.

65. People are lazy when they are sick, and lazy when they are sick.