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Old people often break bowls when eating, so the daughter-in-law lets the old people eat with wooden bowls. When eating, the daughter-in-law called the child, "Come and eat, what are you busy with?"? Child: "I'm making a wooden bowl." When my mother is old, I can eat with it. " Hearing this, the daughter-in-law cried. Change the bowl for grandpa at once.

Your mother, my mother, and my mother had a funny quarrel when a couple bought a wedding present for the woman's mother's 60th birthday. . I said, honey, are you still standing there? Honey, come out (loudly). Dude, where are you from (loudly)? Woman, why is shopping left behind? (ni3zen3me0guang4ge4shang1chang3ye3diao4duisiya1_) I'm in a hurry, sorry, my legs are short! Woman, go! Men can't leave, women. I can tell you, oh, you must do it for me as soon as possible. If you don't do it well, I can't help telling you, and you can't see what day it is. What day is a man? It's your mother! Who's your mother? What's your name? Male mother-in-law (unclear) female talk well. Male mother-in-law female is wrong. Male mother-in-law female is wrong. Call mom, call male mother-in-law female. Why do you still take your mother's kickback? Today is our mother's 60th birthday. It's a shame for her. Do you dare to forget such an important historical event? It was an evening sixty years ago, in a remote ravine in the northeast countryside, in a small hut, your grandmother was lying on a small kang, with sweat dripping on her face, and the family was running back and forth inside and outside the house. Your grandfather was standing alone in the yard looking anxiously into the house. At this moment, she heard a cry-a little old lady was born! Your mother was born a little old lady! The little girl who was born weak in the past has grown into a strong old lady. She is our mother! Woman, I can tell you! My mother's 60th birthday! This year must be grand and the gifts must be exquisite! What men eat, drink, (what they eat _ and what they do, what they use, what they wear, what they wear, what they exhibit and what they cover). Women now advocate community building, and pay attention to the sense of security, worthiness, worthiness, and worthiness. Let's add one-year-old singing! Male singer? A woman bought a DVD for our mother! Men want our mother to sing karaoke? Women are fine! [Singing] Du Shiniang. Is your mother Du Shiniang? Female, your father is Li Jia! It's not easy for my mother to sing this song about men. How much love can a woman [sing] have Stop doing it. Your father won't do it. Female [Singing] How many good sisters do you have (ni3 jiu 1 jing4)? Men sing together, this is not your mother singing DVD, obviously your father is having an affair. Woman, what do you think my mother should sing? Dude, I say we should sing like this. We won't accept gifts next year! Women don't accept gifts! No presents! Men only accept bath towels when receiving gifts! Did the towel girl give this to you as a gift? If men keep sending out this way, we can't even afford to send out bath towels next year. W: I know you bought my mother a birthday present, but you are resistant. I have no woman to tell you that filial piety is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. How many people gave their lives and shed their blood for their mothers? What do you call that? Papaya soup is as heavy as Taishan girl, and you are as light as a feather. Do girls have such thick feathers? I want to be as heavy as Mount Tai, but we have no money! Women have no money! Men and women only bought this thing for more than 2000 yuan! There are so many men that I can't carry them (zhe4me0duo1_ wo3na2dou1na2bu4dong4). Woman, you must still have money in your pocket. The man definitely didn't. The woman searched her pockets. What's the use of male search! When is my pocket cleaner than my face? There are no women in the ladies' room and men's room, and there are no men's pants and vests. It's me in the room! Women really have no money! Men have no money! The woman took off her shoes. Man, talk well. Why take off your shoes? Lianyungang home network girl! Let's take it off! (Said affectionately (a _ Shihaituoleba _ _ Qin Ruode said)) What a shame! Can this woman go now? The man took off for no reason and had nothing. What does the woman take out and what does the man take? You can see where the money is. Are your eyes CT? Woman, didn't you say you had no money? What is this? Good for both men and women. Ask your son to buy some birthday presents for my mother, so that you can hide the money in your shoes. Do you have a conscience? You ah! It is cold for men to sweat on their foreheads now. My mother gave you all my excellent daughters. Man, this is not giving, it can only be called pie. Female pie? Lianyungang Engraving Man, are you the working group sent by your mother to meet you at our home? * * One by one